💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

[Snarts]

Trump strikes me as someone with an extremely large penis

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think everyone should keep in mind that reading body language is something that women do often, like astrology.

I'd like to apologize to all the women who don't, they have to become pooners now.

 

[bile demon]

I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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"Monsieur Trump, we found the perfect match for you."

 

[Queesechake]

So does Loomer actually look like this or like all right-wing grifters she's full of plastic surgery?

My money's on MtF.

 

[STARS158]

My money's on MtF.

If so, you'd spend the money on looking less like a tranny as you got older, not moreso

 

[Popper Whiting]

Trump strikes me as someone with an extremely large penis

This strikes me as an extremely gay user. @Vingle, is that you?

 

[Queesechake]

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

If he is banging loomer his taste in women is going down hill.

 

[The Hardest R]

“N-n-no not my heccin’ Trumparino! H-h-he’d never have sex with her!”

Get a grip, dorks. She’s way too touchy-feely in public with him without something going on. He’s going to fuck any twenty- or thirtysomething girl who wants to touch his penis and he’s been famous for doing that for decades. I can very easily see her giving him a blowski on his private jet to take the edge off.

I do think it’s fucking hilarious Loomer called MTG a roastie on Xitter. MAGA thots are extremely embarrassing online because they always reveal their true thot colors eventually.

 

[Bucephalus]

Trump strikes me as someone with an extremely large penis

I am going to sacrifice you to @Hollywood Hulk Hogan so that we may have a bountiful harvest. Enjoy Hulkamania, child.

 

[PurpleEater]

At the very least, she is sucking his dick while they both binge cocaine.

 

[Neil]

I think Laura is trying to plastic surgery model herself into looking more like Melania Trump.

The raised pronounced cheekbones, heavy coat of bronzer and spray tan, lifted lateral canthus (area where your eyelids meet at the edge of you eye), puffier lips

Compare to older photos of her:

I absolutely wouldn't put it past Laura to start skinwalking Melania as she attempts to replace her. Getting dicked down by the former president of the United States (Trump in particular) no doubt rewired her already demented mind.

 

[Brap God]

I can't find the video on youtube though, I hope someone here has it.

0:38

 

[Product Placement]

Trump is known for bad taste in women see Stormy Daniels, but this would be a new low even for him.

 

[Lando Griffin]

There is a theory that Laura Loomer is pregnant by Trump and its going to be the October Surprise.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I think Laura is trying to plastic surgery model herself into looking more like Melania Trump.
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The raised pronounced cheekbones, heavy coat of bronzer and spray tan, lifted lateral canthus (area where your eyelids meet at the edge of you eye), puffier lips

Compare to older photos of her:
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I absolutely wouldn't put it past Laura to start skinwalking Melania as she attempts to replace her. Getting dicked down by the former president of the United States (Trump in particular) no doubt rewired her already demented mind.

What a terrifying and uncomfortable collage of photos.

 

[Thumb Butler]

There is a theory that Laura Loomer is pregnant by Trump and its going to be the October Surprise.

Interesting. I always wanted to know if her kind bury their eggs or not.

 

[FinnSven]

Dude he must have banged Hillary Clinton, he was near her TWICE in two debates.

To be honest, I bet that the Clintons were swingers at some point.

Maybe Trump can bang supermodels and shit, but I have no doubt he would relish banging another man’s wife in front of him, especially if Trump’s wife at the time refused to reciprocate and led to her and Bill sitting awkwardly trying to make conversation while Don and Hilary were at it.

 

[BlastMonk]

There is a theory that Laura Loomer is pregnant by Trump and its going to be the October Surprise.

Please please please please be real, it would be so funny.
With naked and laughing not being pregnant with the boglims child the bene gesserit Kiwi Farms lolcow breeding program has been faltering. 78 year old man sperm, former lolcow president breeding with lolcow Loomer would put us back on schedule

 

[Xev]

I think Laura is trying to plastic surgery model herself into looking more like Melania Trump.
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The raised pronounced cheekbones, heavy coat of bronzer and spray tan, lifted lateral canthus (area where your eyelids meet at the edge of you eye), puffier lips

Compare to older photos of her:
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I absolutely wouldn't put it past Laura to start skinwalking Melania as she attempts to replace her. Getting dicked down by the former president of the United States (Trump in particular) no doubt rewired her already demented mind.

This bitch spent hella money to look like a purge mask. She was way better in the before pics. She almost looks trannyish now.