minecraft the movie - aka autism the movie; aka stuck in development hell

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Why make it live action? Just make it all cgi. So is story they got isekai'ed to the Minecraft dimension?
The VERY first thought I had when I saw this trailer was "What was the point of including the live actors if 96% of the movie is going to be animated anyways?" - Like it looks like shit. One of the reason why everything looks so horrible is because they're trying to make these cartoon pixel block creatures look "somewhat realistic" because they're standing to actual actors... but it's so bad.
 
love they implied only kids and weirdos play the game, way to sell for audience.
Do they not? I think if you removed the ugly black woman, some little kids and a creepy looking man would be the perfect representation of the modern Minecraft audience.
 
Is that creeper covered in moss? Are they supposed to be covered in moss?
I think notch said in a tweet they're made out of leaves
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Should have leaned into it and had the kids be noticeably autistic almost to the point of being nonverbal. Have at least one of them stimming in every scene.
 
Do they not? I think if you removed the ugly black woman, some little kids and a creepy looking man would be the perfect representation of the modern Minecraft audience.
MC has the most normal adult player base... post 30 are basically engineers and artistic autists, not trannies. RTS maybe, but I think the autism would be at par.
 
MC has the most normal adult player base... post 30 are basically engineers and artistic autists, not trannies. RTS maybe, but I think the autism would be at par.
I feel like you’re stuck in 2013 but I honestly can’t say for sure. I just presume any game with a high number of child players will mostly attract weirdos among its adult player base.
 
I disagree to an extent. Modded Minecraft gets those types of people. Normal Minecraft gets the creepy trannies because of access to kids
Modded dont get neither redstoners or creative builders.... of course in the social players sphere there are a lot of nonces but that goes for every social game. Most of MC is individual or very closed communities., I think even the notion of social gaming in a sandbox is retarded.
For reference, I played this game intermittently for 8 years and had no idea who Dream or F1nnster were before reading about them here.
 
Here's the blurb, from the trailer
Welcome to the world of Minecraft, where creativity doesn’t just help you craft, it’s essential to one’s survival! Four misfits—Garrett “The Garbage Man” Garrison (Momoa), Henry (Hansen), Natalie (Myers) and Dawn (Brooks)—find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they’ll have to master this world (and protect it from evil things like Piglins and Zombies, too) while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve (Black). Together, their adventure will challenge all five to be bold and to reconnect with the qualities that make each of them uniquely creative…the very skills they need to thrive back in the real world.
If you told me ChatGPT generated that, I'd believe you. Literally the most boring, uninspired idea for a Minecraft film, not that I really expected better because it doesn't need to be good, it'll probably make a million billion shekels dollars for Hollywood from all the seven year olds dragging their parents to see it.
 
Fuck the hollywood jew wizard director who though another live action video game adaption with some random celebrity and forced token diversity would be appealing.

For a movie to be good it has to be believable. Jack blacks fat ass and the diversity extensions look so out of place and ruin any immersion.
 
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