🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[HackerX]

Phil:
- Finished high school top of the class and grade
- Owns property
- Married
- WON against the IRS
- Better gaymer
- Less fat
- Jerks to normal porn and shrugs it off
- No criminal record
- Average height
- Wears a golden crown

Piggytits:
- Dropped out of high school
- Owns nothing
- Divorced
- Owes back taxes on daddy's shack
- Can't finish Elden Ring tutorial, had to pirate the game too
- FAT
- Jerked to Soph and squirms when it's brought up
- Convicted felon and revenge pornographer
- 5'1''
- Wears a paper Burger King crown

Total DSP victory.

Phil:
- Champion of WWE Champions
- Has living parents who love him
- Has never lost a fight IRL or in-game. (All losses are due to input lag)
- Best buds with PPP

Ragepig:
- Lost his championship belt to a dumpster
- Bought his own bowling trophy
- Has never won a fight
- Best buds with people who PPP has ruined

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

- WON against the IRS

I'll give Phil a bow for this one. He took on the government and won. Boss Hog ran from the country his daddy gave him instead of putting up a fight.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

DSP just got a 4 hour documentary on his bullshit with about 400k views. What does the ragepig think he's gonna dig up on Phil? DSP at his worst is still better than Ethan at his best.

DSP's defining most embarrassing moment was jerking off on stream. That was enough to haunt him for a literal decade

But when Ralph jerked off live on stream it was just another tuesday if even that

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph needed actual legends to get his career going. Phil did it all on his own in the earliest days of youtube as a pioneer.

If it wasn't for the guests no one would give two shits about Ethan Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

DSP's defining most embarrassing moment was jerking off on stream. That was enough to haunt him for a literal decade

But when Ralph jerked off live on stream it was just another tuesday if even that

Didn't he post his (west) Memphis Micro after meeting a donation goal at some point?
Shameless. Phil is a grifter but at his worst he solicited superchats for sweating in a puffy vest. He never sold images of his penis. Does Phil even have a sex tape or dick pics out there?

It seems like Phil WINS on any metric there is, except a scale and economic refugee status.
SAD, piggymoobs. SAD and pathetic.

Was Phil ever credibly accused of rape?

 

[RollingRock2]

Whatever Ralph believes the "Ralphacurse" is it has no chance against the power of DSP's plot armour

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

To my knowledge Phil has zero domestic violence restraining orders

Ralph is on what, number two? Three?

 

[make_it_so]

Saying he hates DSP for his constant e-begging, as if that isn't his entire existence right now.

Ralph better be careful about attacking DSP. This could lead to some "crossed streams" shit when The Ralphacurse meets Dark Syde Phil, a man whose legendary luck shield allows him to fail continously upward, up to and including beating the IRS.

All I'm saying is, if Ralph gets anything even resembling a W against DSP, the resulting L could kill him. Dangerous game you're playing, Ralph.

Given how DSP seems to has cosmic level luck and protection, Ralph probably won't even get any kind of W against him.

 

[HackerX]

If it wasn't for the guests no one would give two shits about Ethan Ralph.

But no one does give two shits about Ralph. Well, no one except the alogs.

Was Phil ever credibly accused of rape?

His defeated opponents in Street Fighter!

To my knowledge Phil has zero domestic violence restraining orders

Ralph is on what, number two? Three?

Hey, that's the first person ever convicted of revenge porn in the state of Virginia you're talking about here. Show some respect.

Saying he hates DSP for his constant e-begging, as if that isn't his entire existence right now.

God only knows how much financial damage the week of missed streams did during the Minnesota trip. 5 or 6 days? That's almost $50 he lost out on.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Do you think Ralph holds his twitter so near to his heart because it's the only place his inner woman can reveal herself to the world? I don't know how else to explain this behavior.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Phil:
- Finished high school top of the class and grade
- Owns property
- Married
- WON against the IRS
- Better gaymer
- Less fat
- Jerks to normal porn and shrugs it off
- No criminal record
- Average height
- Wears a golden crown

Phil also actually finished college with all his credits and has a Bachelors unlike piggy who has no degree.

 

[JamusActimus]

Phil LeBontay?
Is it Phill Bunnel mixed with Lebron James?

 

[Rage Pig]

This cope is so retarded. I've never paid piggy a peso, and he posts clips of himself on xannie fueled rants to his Twitter and pillstreams on his Rumble for free. That's the only entertaining thing he does these days.

 

[AltisticRight]

unlike piggy who has no degree.

ITZ NAWT EVEN DAT HAWT OUTSIDE

 

[Near]

He's not putting a dent in DSP. Bigger and more autistic institutions have tried.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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This cope is so retarded. I've never paid piggy a peso, and he posts clips of himself on xannie fueled rants to his Twitter and pillstreams on his Rumble for free. That's the only entertaining thing he does these days.

Ralph has entertained me for years, I don't know what he's talking about.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Sumtimes da DSPcurse hits quick bish, couldn’t be me!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

If you'd like to know the truuuuuuuuuth about it I am the new Fred Fuchs biiiiiiiiiiiiiish

 

[Nate Higgers]

Phil:
- Champion of WWE Champions
- Has never lost a fight IRL or in-game. (All losses are due to input lag)

Ralph can’t even play video games! He tried playing Civ V last year and he royally fucked up within like 5 turns or something. He sent his settler in to combat/attack instead of, you know, settling a civilization.

 

[Untermensch Doom Janny]

Phil saying that Ralph is basically what Phil was in his twenties is actually true.

Phil talked shit all the time but bitched out as soon as he was confronted irl, just like Ralph does nowadays. But credit where its due, DSP did learn from that and matured to some degree.

Ralph on the other hand..... yeah.