Why do black people ignore fire alarms?

[LavenderMenace]

First of all, people need to use the term “ghetto ass niggas” to describe poverty struck African Americans. Second, it’s laziness and lack of drive to change/improve their home.

Why do you think ghetto neighborhoods are always dirty, overgrown, and trash everywhere? It’s a lack of being tidy and clean. To them it’s better to just let things rot around them….Aka: Laziness.

Ever wonder why black people wanted to move into white neighborhoods? Because even other black people know that ghetto niggas are dirty and cause trouble for zero reason.

 

[dick brain]

maybe audible frequency spectrum is an actual genetic nigger trait:

• dogs, cats, birds - 40 Hz to 60 kHz
• regular civilized white people - 20 Hz to 20 kHz
• niggers - below 3400 Hz down to infrasonic frequencies of less than 1 Hz (which explains why they like rap music and a bumpin bass)

Fun fact, you can perceive below 20hz as well. "Hertz" is a measure of how many times a regular event occurs per second, the ticking of a clock is 1hz. It's just that somewhere between 20hz and 10hz it ceases to be perceived as pitch and starts to be perceived as rhythm.

I remember on some imageboard about someone going through every single vitamin D deficiency symptom and it's connection too elevated nigger behaviour, compare any nigger outside of Africa, Western niggers are the worst and it might be due to them living in the wrong UV index area (geographically).

I would very much like to see this if anyone has it.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

The OP is giving me flashbacks to last night, at 3 AM, when the ceiling bird went into low battery mode and started chirping, leading me to take out the laundry room step stool and replace the battery because I am not black. It felt like a fucking smoke alarm UFO was in my house.

If your alarm has a "hush" button to silence it when it goes it off (might be the same button you hold to test it), that often also works to silence the low-battery chirp for like 12 hours.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

A theory that isn't rooted in "blacks lol" might be that the poor urban experience is, more than anything else, LOUD. Constantly loud. Neighboring couples yelling at each other during domestics through a paper thin wall, neglected, violent dogs chained up in backyards barking at anything and everything, the not too uncommon popping off of gunfire as local youths settle honor disputes over a given corner, you get it.
I imagine when you grew up in a glorified sardine can surrounded by dysfunctional poors being dysfunctional around each other, you start tuning out repetitive noises. It's an entirely different experience from growing up rural poor or even in a lower income suburb. I lived 2 stories above a major bus stop for a year or two and slept better than I did in a really run down apartment complex for six months.

I'm going to go with this as the logical, polite answer. If you grew up in suburbia or a nicer area, you're used to quiet places and any disruption gets dealt with quickly. There's a phenomena in the medical industry called "alarm fatigue" where nurses hear so many 'critical' alarms, beeps and alerts in a hospital that they get used to it and ignore them or don't address them as urgently as they should. I guess thats how it works in shitty apartments. Don't bother the neighbors during a domestic, just shut up and pretend you didn't hear it, ignore the dog barking etc.

HOWEVER, I have other two other theories from the Kiwi Institute of Social Studies:

1. The majority of niggers simply neglect to take care of things. People neglect basic maintenance on their cars all the time but its much worse with blacks. Basic maintenance like changing an air filter or changing batteries in the smoke alarm goes right over their head. They don't take care of their living space and it gets trashed and run down, Nissan Altimas and Challengers get abused. The same can be applied to medical conditions too, they don't watch their blood pressure, sugars, monitor conditions correctly etc. Its an intelligence thing. Intelligence and life expectancy in late adulthood
2. A possible genetic predisposition to high pitched sounds at a certain frequency. Possible, but I don't think you'll be getting studies on it anytime soon because science doesn't like noticing things.

 

[frozen_runner]

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I do wonder why this seems to be a black thing in particular, are there any stories of poor whites or spics that also ignore it? All the ones I've interacted with knew how to quiet the ceiling bird.

The Your Mom's House podcast regularly features clips of weird and insane people to laugh at. The fire alarm chirp is a thing that's popped up a lot in the videos IIRC.

Adam Carolla, back when he used to do Loveline with Dr. Drew, used to derail the show completely when a caller had the chirp going off in the background. Most of the callers were white. They almost always claimed not to hear it.

I think we have two circles overlapping here: one called "black," and the other called "stupid."

FAKE EDIT: I'll just go ahead and get this meme out of the way.

 

[snowdunes]

I would very much like to see this if anyone has it.

If my memory serves me correctly, it was either frenschan or 16chan (both sites are dead). But if I can reconstruct the points quickly, here are the interesting ones:

• Bone deformities: Think about the classic fat sheboon Shaniqua with Genu Valgum legs
• Fatigue: Your typical nog logic, can't think straight, no self control and wonky motorics etc.
• Some nogs knows this and takes D vitamin supplements, results in too high consternation in short time (if D vitamin supplements are a meme or not was debated) affecting the calcium levels and the heart health, which nogs notoriously are famous for having in shitty conditions.
• Medications efficiency and metabolism being different between races, nogs having some enzyme differences so they can't take/eat the same stuff as Asians or Europeans. Might affect vitamin D absorption.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Also to be fair here, if the thought in the moment of clarity was something like: 'I'd rather be dead than whats coming next', we have an instinctual reaction. Prolonged thought of suicide still doesn't enter the picture.
Yes, it's above the usual negro way of thought that only conserns the moment, if anything at all, but it's still very close to acting on pure animalistic instinct.
and while most attempts at suicide, especially of the female variety, are very sudden acts, done in an acting out because of a (and I hate to say it) triggering moment of weakness, prolonged depressive suicidal thoughts seem to be absent from nigger culture.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that depression is an affliction of the modern man.
Weak modern men for sure, but still not something that the primitive man ever had to deal with.

I am reminded of a song from the "Office Space" soundtrack":

 

[not william stenchever]

where's that copypasta about blacks finding firerarms left behind and cranking the scopes up to maximum settings, because they believed that highest numbers means biggest boom, when you need it?

That was the Rhodesians inspecting the AKs they found on the enemy dead after ridiculously high kill ratio battles. I imagine the feeling upon discovering this was "huh, that's why it's so easy to kill these fuckers."

 

[Scuffed Marisa]

The negro yearns for the savanna and the chirping reminds him of its insects, acting as a kind of ASMR.

 

[7.62x38mmR]

Idk where it started, but i think it's because of conditioning.
They are born in houses where the smoke detector beeps, raised in houses where the smoke detector beeps, graduate in houses where the smoke detector beeps, etc... And so when the ceiling bird chirps, they're so used to it they don't even notice it. They know it's there, but don't or can't really pay attention to it because of how much it is ingrained in their brains.
For those who read Berserk, it's kinda like how elves work there, where people know they're there but unconsciously don't pay attention to them and so it's like they don't even notice it. Admittedly having an entire ethnic group of Farnese is kinda weird, but i think that's how it works for most of them.

To really test this hypothesis, i think you'd have to take several families that are used to smoke alarm chirps, make them live in an environment without it for some time and then put them back. They'd probably notice it again, but idk if it would even be enough considering how deep it may be ingrained within some of them.

 

[Devout Muslim]

Why are black people niggers? The eternal question. Don’t waste your life looking for a solution to an unsolvable problem.

 

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[Instant_Pot_User]

I am saddened there's no random chirping when loading this thread.

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[Baked Al-Aqsa]

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[Koby_Fish]

i have an ancient smoke detector that still works very well, and it has a shrill annoying noise but it's not as high pitched as todays standard smoke detectors. Maybe they wouldn't ignore it if they had one?

 

[GenociderSyo]

There was a study showing that the frequency range the fire alarm beeps at may actually be a range that is not as heard in black people. But I cannot remember which thread it was posted in.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Home Depot has just released a new commercial about fire alarms that starts with a black woman ignoring the chirp.

 

[Heed Not]

I was at the store and a black woman was on speakerphone with some other presumably black woman, and you could hear the smoke alarm chirp through the phone. I was losing my fucking mind.

 

[Begemot]

Ytpipo don't season dey houses

Ypipo finna used tricknology to enslave people of melanin, this is just another device designed to watch black folx, the beeping is the signals back to the Fascist armies in the north pole.

 

[MidZeRo]

Am I like the only negroid on this degenerate website?

So okay here's the deal, I got to see this shit first hand. My mom is like 1 of 8 kids, she was born in Compton. At some point she managed to GTFO and go to college to become a parelegal, so I got to grow up suburb, and my older brother (RIP) and I have white names.

The majority of my mom's family (my dad's too but I spent more time with my mom's family as a kid) is ghetto as fuck.
I'm giving you some background so you understand why I'm an expert in observing Neighbors, while being a Neighbor, but being an outsider.

I'm what you'd call "well spoken", if you get my meaning.

So ghetto black people ALWAYS have fucking music playing, or the TV is SUPER fucking loud. They like to gather in groups at peoples homes to "kickback" or "shoot the shit". So the TV and the music has to loud because we talk a fuck ton, we talk over each other, and we're REALLY loud. My wife has commented on this when she's forced to accompany me around family. It really surprises white people how loud black people in a group can be.

This ALWAYS evolves into a low level running party. People in and out all fucking day. My family have left me alone in their house with a neighbor I do not know to go to someone else's kickback.
This is common. They will legit just show up to someone's house and chill while that person leaves for a day, and then someone else who doesn't live there will show up to chill.

This usually only ends when the lady of the house gets home late at night and kicks everyone the fuck out so she can sleep.

So basically, black households are always obnoxiously loud, and you get really fucking used to it. The smoke detector is the least intrusive sound you're going to hear at night and throughout your day.

Add to that that no one fixes SHIT in ghetto black households. They are obnoxiously dirty, cluttered and run down. In the case that they are clean it's usually a woman's house, and black women don't/can't fix anything.