💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[A Cardboard Box]

The objectively correct answer to "who best to replace Boogie on the podcast?" is Shoenice. Every $50 in superchats have him do a liquor slam. Every $100 have him do a fabreeze slam. For $250 have him slam half a liter of his own piss.

 

[DogZero]

The objectively correct answer to "who best to replace Boogie on the podcast?" is Shoenice. Every $50 in superchats have him do a liquor slam. Every $100 have him do a fabreeze slam. For $250 have him slam half a liter of his own piss.

I agree with this. I am not saying he is a good guy or anything but I find shoenice really funny. When he really gets going it’s just line after line that would make it into the top tier of random.txt.

"The fact that I named the Country she was from doesnt make me racist, I'm the messiah of the internet" -Shoenice

I guess maybe don’t have him as a host but I would like to see him more. They don’t cus he is annoying constantly messaging them but that’s the cost of doing business with lolcows. My picks for host are still jason blaha, or LTG.

 

[eDove]

Wouldn't Patrick Tomlinson be a prime choice for Lolcow Live?

 

[Vect]

Wouldn't Patrick Tomlinson be a prime choice for Lolcow Live?

I don't think Pat behaves on camera like he does on Twitter.

That's assuming he'd even consider going on a podcast called Lolcow Live.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Wouldn't Patrick Tomlinson be a prime choice for Lolcow Live?

The problem with bringing most good host candidates on is that the show is called "Lolcow Live". Anyone invited to be a host on it would think that they'd be accepting the title of "Lolcow". DSP rejected coming on the show for this reason, and Cyraxx delayed his appearance on it too. The only people who would accept being on the show would have to be lolcows who are somewhat self-aware about it but are still entertaining. Lolcows who consider themselves professional or want to at least appear professional would never go on.

 

[eDove]

I don't think Pat behaves on camera like he does on Twitter.

That's exactly why I think it'd be interesting. Imagine him being grilled on certain topics without the "tough guy" veneer of Twitter to hide behind.

The problem with bringing most good host candidates on is that the show is called "Lolcow Live". Anyone invited to be a host on it would think that they'd be accepting the title of "Lolcow". DSP rejected coming on the show for this reason, and Cyraxx delayed his appearance on it too. The only people who would accept being on the show would have to be lolcows who are somewhat self-aware about it but are still entertaining. Lolcows who consider themselves professional or want to at least appear professional would never go on.

Obviously, he'd never go on the podcast for all the reasons stated. He does, however, have all that debt he needs to pay off…

Boogie only agreed to it 'cause he knew the parasitic relationship he has with Keemstar could be milked and manipulated, but it bit him in the ass as it should've.

 

[bravosouth]

From the Boogie2988 sub, seems like an update from the $FADDY team... Returning to the shit coin scheme that he claimed was funding his so-called cancer treatment seems like a pretty common Boogie L to me alright.




EDIT: Apparently this message is weeks old? Disregard, my bad bros.

 

[Barbarella]

PCV is not even a cancer. Sorry.

Citation needed.

Everything I read says it’s a clonol neoplastic blood cancer. (Which basically mean a group of identical cells which proliferate..) Not that Boogie has it.
NIH info-medicalese

Also, it recommends diagnosis and treatment by a hematologist. Oncologists are also hematologists.

Interestingly, treatment is blood-letting-and aspirin. Nothing special. And of course weight loss, exercise, smoking cessation, nothing that would ever happen if he had it, which he doesn’t.

I jumped ahead 3 pages so sorry if I missed discussion about this. Desi’s situation just makes me sad…I pray that girl doesn’t get pregnant (assuming they have a turkey baster.)

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

From the Boogie2988 sub, seems like an update from the $FADDY team... Returning to the shit coin scheme that he claimed was funding his so-called cancer treatment seems like a pretty common Boogie L to me alright.


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honestly this could be hilarious. What could this guy even make videos on this point. Will be fun to watch him be so pathetic and read the comment sections.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I really don't care about this 'rape'. If banging your girlfriend when she's drunk is rape, then we're all rapists now.

I get what you're saying but theres drunk and black out drunk.
Ive never fucked an unconscious person.
It wouldn't even occur to me that shits like one step up from necrophilia lol what the fuck?
Fucking someone who is out cold from drink and stinking of vomit is some creepy fucking shit.

Personally, I think it'd be far worse to have sex with Boogie when you're sober. Any kind of sex with Boogie should be a jailable offence.

 

[Cromwell A27M]

From the Boogie2988 sub, seems like an update from the $FADDY team... Returning to the shit coin scheme that he claimed was funding his so-called cancer treatment seems like a pretty common Boogie L to me alright.


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But Boogie never made funny videos...

 

[Foltest]

But Boogie never made funny videos...

I disagree.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Citation needed.

Everything I read says it’s a clonol neoplastic blood cancer. (Which basically mean a group of identical cells which proliferate..) Not that Boogie has it.
NIH info-medicalese

Your citation does not call Polycythemia Vera cancer. There is only one instance of the word cancer in the entire text, and it says PV increases risk of the development of blood cancers (like leukemia). PV is a neoplasm, which just means unusual growth of some cell or tissue. Neoplasms can be benign (non-cancerous) or malignant (cancerous). PV gets broadly lumped in with blood cancers categorically, but it is not malignant (although the leukemia that may latter occur would be).

(https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/neoplasm Neoplasm medical definition by NIH Cancer Institute)

Charitably, it could be considered a bit of a grey area. I wouldn't personally consider PV a cancer. It's a single gene mutation that increases cell production through a stable mechanism, it doesn't metastasize and spread through the body, it doesn't form tumors everywhere, and the extra red blood cells produced are totally normal. Generally in a more classical cancer there is not a single specific mutation (although some grouping of mutations may be more common for specific types), but a general increase in mutations, loss of DNA repair mechanisms, uninhibited growth, and a prevention of cellular suicide/autolysis.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Possible boogie sockpuppet.

Yeah, that's him. It has all the hallmarks of Boogie2988's low intelligence speech.
Using the word "dude". "Literally" everything. Misspellings.
>Mature rationale
>Man
Types like he speaks, a fucking child. That's him.

 

[YaBoi]

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Kinda makes me think his whole "I met the parents and had a wholesome Christmas with them" was just another in an ever growing list of lies.

I think this is just how Boogie worded things and it makes sense why he did it. I think when he mentions "Dezi's parents", he's referring to her mother and the new husband, David. He's much older than Sonya and I've heard Boogie reference this before. This is true. Sonya is mid 40s, David is 60s.

Whether they've actually met is a mystery. I feel like Boogie has never actually driven Dezi to a family gathering and spent time with her and her family in Missouri. I do feel like they visited her in Arkansas for her 21st, saw the situation and got her the fuck out but Boogie played the cancer card to reel her back in. Something happened with her family for sure and I bet they don't approve of the situation.

His talk about asking for her hand in marriage and getting approval from them is horse shit. Her actual father, Gary, likely hasn't had contact with her since 2018 if I've read between the lines on social media correctly. Him and Boogie probably haven't interacted at all. The step father? Possibly.

I do think she has contact with her mom, but this isn't Boogie's first rodeo. He's claimed in the past that Dez 1.0's family loved him and yet she was trapped in the McMansion, likely feeding them lies or being manipulated into not talking to them. It's probably a similar deal with Dezi. I just don't really understand why the mother isn't trying to step in. I assume Boogie has told Dezi to pedal a story.

I believe his manipulation works best in person and he may not be speaking to the same police officers everytime. So they just accept his explanation that he's a famous youtuber and this happens to all the big stars, then he says "Hey you guys wanna see my arcades?" and the conversation is directed to gaming and his 4m sub yt channel.

Yeah my thoughts too. He's good at manipulating the unsuspecting victims. Reminds me of horror movie shit when the cops arrive to the killer's house while the victim is tied up around the corner. The suspense is high because the victim is so close, yet so far from safety.

I found these old reddit comments from this @Hassou Tobi post really funny, in light of another of Boogie's stripping freakout on LCL:

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That's just his social anxiety bro!

The clip of boogie callously laughing about his friend/ex gf dying of cancer was just posted on the lolcow subreddit. Was it ever confirmed if she’s real or not? I know he let a name slip the other day. And was this the black gf?

Obviously the “we used dark humor about ‘double cancer’ to cope” was all a cover story to hide his cruelty. But I just wonder if this was even an actual friend, much less a gf. Could all be fabricated from a girl who was just in one of his classes or something.

Obviously this wouldn’t be the first time boogie made stories out of whole cloth. The story he tells about his conventionally attractive feeder gf who made him eat cherries out of her to prevent him from dieting was obviously something he made up from fantasy/porn scenario he saw or something.

I doubt they were anything special like he claims. Boogie clings to things which most people move on from e.g.. His childhood abuse. Dude is 50 years old in like 3 days and constantly references it. Danielle was probably the only girl in high school who was nice to him. The lack of photos after high school finished suggests to me that they weren't friends but she was some kind of Megan Schroeder type of girl who was nice to Boogie but he took it the wrong way.

Boogie is also a massive attention whore and sympathy leech. If he held Danielle's hand days before she died, then he would've gotten some kind of Twitter update or video. I can probably fact check this if I find out the date she died. I really don'tthink they were close and he especially wouldn't have cared about her once ass-wiper Dez 1.0 entered the fray in 2010.

 

[deadniggerstorage]

Huge possible contradiction here, please correct me if I'm wrong.

In Meltdown 3, Boogie is reading donations and a fan says "I think Boogie was verbally told he had PV, but the doctor didn't put it in the charts." He says "that's true." But then later tells Destiny a sleep doctor told him he had PV from reading his charts (therefore the first doctor put it in). And he said the sleep doctor said "so we are treating your PV" and he said "the what now??" as if it was the first time he heard it..? Therefore implying his doctor put it in the charts, but did not tell him?

Am I getting that right? I am a little confused with the hours of gaslighting, lies and manipulation that I've subjected myself to.

Can we get a compendium/compilation video of all the lies/inconsistencies/manipulations Boogie's spun about the fake cancer? It's getting out of hand. He's said so many different things that at this point it's hard for me to even understand what the fuck he's saying. All I know is that he's blaming his doctor, as predicted. I knew he would do that but to basically say a sleep doctor diagnosed him with cancer.. fuck man..

Also, I just wanted to note that I listened back to the conversation about Dezi and Boogie responded to Muta saying he was feeding her shots by shouting "IT WAS A JOKE!". So, make of that what you will. I don't know that I'd personally tell my blackout drunk barely legal 100 pound girlfriend to drink even more as a "joke", but then again I'm not a genius Kaufmanesque next generation comic.

 

[shoashuffle]

Huge possible contradiction here, please correct me if I'm wrong.

In Meltdown 3, Boogie is reading donations and a fan says "I think Boogie was verbally told he had PV, but the doctor didn't put it in the charts." He says "that's true." But then later tells Destiny a sleep doctor told him he had PV from reading his charts (therefore the first doctor put it in). And he said the sleep doctor said "so we are treating your PV" and he said "the what now??" as if it was the first time he heard it..? Therefore implying his doctor put it in the charts, but did not tell him?

Am I getting that right? I am a little confused with the hours of gaslighting, lies and manipulation that I've subjected myself to.

Can we get a compendium/compilation video of all the lies/inconsistencies/manipulations Boogie's spun about the fake cancer? It's getting out of hand. He's said so many different things that at this point it's hard for me to even understand what the fuck he's saying. All I know is that he's blaming his doctor, as predicted. I knew he would do that but to basically say a sleep doctor diagnosed him with cancer.. fuck man..

Also, I just wanted to note that I listened back to the conversation about Dezi and Boogie responded to Muta saying he was feeding her shots by shouting "IT WAS A JOKE!". So, make of that what you will. I don't know that I'd personally tell my blackout drunk barely legal 100 pound girlfriend to drink even more as a "joke", but then again I'm not a genius Kaufmanesque next generation comic.

Sleep doctors wouldn't look at red blood cell count as they don't test blood during examinations. Don't try to make any sense of that lie. It was poorly fabricated and a pathetic attempt at diversion.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Wouldn't Patrick Tomlinson be a prime choice for Lolcow Live?

Yes, it would be very funny indeed, but it would have to be pitched as him proving that he is not a lolcow, or that the concept of lolcows doesn't exist, and even then I don't think he would do it. Metokur is the best choice, even if he can only do it occasionally.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Yes, it would be very funny indeed, but it would have to be pitched as him proving that he is not a lolcow, or that the concept of lolcows doesn't exist, and even then I don't think he would do it. Metokur is the best choice, even if he can only do it occasionally.

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Metokur fits far bettter as reoccuring guest. He would start to feel dirty if working under Keem.

 

[Marc83]

"The Lies of Boogie2988" would make a great mini docuseries on Netflix. Think about it, a 4-5 part show starting with:

1. 2010-2013 The humble beginnings showing the 'Draw My Life' and all the old talking videos of him speaking about his childhood and his wedding. It would purposely show all the different factoids that he would later show to be a lie, lets say show 20x-30x of them on purpose knowing they would come back around in episode 3 to show they were all made up.

2. 2014-2017 The Rise to 4 Million would be episode 2, showing his winning the Trending Gamer of the year award, the Francis videos, the build up to the failed surgery ending with Desi leaving him as a cliff hanger at the end (insert Cockmeat video).

3. 2017-2020 Starting to fall apart would be a tricky episode 3 because there's so much to un-pack that lead to what's happening now, but showing all the lies and manipulation to establish an understanding for what's to come in 2023-2024 would be a good start. Also important to note it would show the ramp up of his childhood abuse allegations and the inconsistencies in between.

4. 2020-2023 The beginning of the end would show the 'I have Cancer' video, the "I need Your Help" video, and the boxing match, followed by the Clum documentary.

5. 2024 It all falls apart would the final one and it would be HUGE, I'm talking trending on Twitter huge, it would start with the crypto scam, highlight that it was (ThatDarnIrishMans voice) "Definitely for the Cancer guys..." followed by the shit storm that is the 3x part meltdown about the fake cancer.

Interestingly enough, I'm sure the following people would possibly agree to do interviews:
-YouTubers CarpetBagger, McJuggernuggets (I feel gay every time I type that) Keem, KBTC and his wife, and a lot more who would jump at the chance to self promote.
-Interviews at that one guys Magic shop in Fayetteville from anyone willing to jump in front of a camera, to me they seem like they would be reliable enough to give honest answers. (I think its important to show the contrast to how he acts in real life vs on camera)
-His brother, well, possibly
-Grave Ghoul, Lucy Foxx and that one SugarBaby who's info is public now.
-Any old classmates that would just add to the "he was a ____ type of kid growing up"
-Clum would be great for some neutral opinions on how he was to work with.
-Detractors like Muta, Destiny, SunnyV Tom and any of the other documentary makers of his work.

The far fetched although worth a try options are:
-Desi if she felt compelled to do so, I highly doubt it but it would be the nail in the coffin for him if she did.
-Dezi's family, you know damn well if someone flashed those tweekers a few thousand to do a quick interview they'd jump on it.
-His sister Carla to clear her name and set the record straight, she could shed some light on what really happened in that house growing up.

The good news is everything you need to compile the documanearty is laid out chronologically in this 3,000+ thread. Very little interviews would be needed and specifically you can find all the mega posts doing a fantastic job of categorizing and archiving all the wrong doings, oh and all the deleted tweets. YouTube'r SeethingSteven has a majority of the deleted YT videos uploaded and ready to go.