US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Multiple people shot at a polling station in California, I made a separate thread

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

If Trump wins will they play Hail to the Chief on rape whistles when he comes into a room?

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I'm just so tired, you guys.

So. Tired.

What she said. American politics is like a vampire that slowly drains away your energy.

( @Cosmos for President 2016! The BEST sailor!)

 

[Dain Bramage]

The first polls are now closing. Shit's about to get real, yo!

 

[Cosmos]

@Cosmos for President 2016! The BEST sailor!

I mean, I feel like I could do a better job than Trump or Hillary. And I'm someone who spends an inordinate amount of her time shitposting on a cyberbullying website and watching Japanese cartoons.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I mean, I feel like I could do a better job than Trump or Hillary. And I'm someone who spends an inordinate amount of her time shitposting on a cyberbullying website and watching Japanese cartoons.

I would literally vote for you if I thought you could win.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

No matter who wins I hope they destroy America quickly.

 

[clowney]

I mean, I feel like I could do a better job than Trump or Hillary. And I'm someone who spends an inordinate amount of her time shitposting on a cyberbullying website and watching Japanese cartoons.

At this point a tuna sandwich would do better than both of them. It would probably piss people off less.

 

[Shokew]

Does someone need a vampire hunter in here???

 

[Lurkette]

so is there a connection between the moon and the joshua moon or have i been listening to talking head conspiracy theorists too long

 

[bearycool]

I am just here to see the purge happen soon tbh

 

[Shokew]

so is there a connection between the moon and the joshua moon or have i been listening to talking head conspiracy theorists too long

So, you've caught on what InfoWars is. Good boy.

 

[bearycool]

also, election day streams happening now, get in here.

http://lolcow.tv/r/Autism poll closings already

 

[Cosmos]

At this point a tuna sandwich would do better than both of them. It would probably piss people off less.

Tbh we should just elect a dog or something, it would make everyone happy.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

so is there a connection between the moon and the joshua moon or have i been listening to talking head conspiracy theorists too long

The moon represents the demon Soros and his fellow globalist jew reptilian vampires draw their power from.

Kiwifarms confirmed for Hillary.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Tbh we should just elect a dog or something, it would make everyone happy.

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I'd prefer a cat. They have higher standards.

 

[cans.wav]

First real results as of 6:55 Eastern

 

[Cosmos]

I'd prefer a cat. They have higher standards.

Okay, one of them can be the vice president.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

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First real results as of 6:55 Eastern

Did he actually fucking win NH? Or are these just exit polls? Don't play this game with me dude!

 

[cans.wav]

Did he actually fucking win NH? Or are these just exit polls? Don't play this game with me dude!

Those are the midnight votes from those 3 counties this morning