💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[ForTheHoard]

10 pages of Kiwis examining Minnesota FOIA and bodycam policy to establish we can't get it.

I have a job and a family. Highlight feature wins again.

everyone wants to believe...

I'm sorry I tried to bring you piping hot internet news. Just so you know I was going to clip it and make a local archive, too.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Nick really does have the reverse Midas Touch- literally everything he touches turns to complete shit. He's like the absolute worst lawyer in human history- Darrell Brooks is a Harvard Law School Alumni compared to Rekeita for fuck's sake...

 

[Thee Witchfinder]

The AI-generated comment section summaries are fucking golden lmao.

 

[Goatchoker]

This. Is. Amazing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'll admit it, I googled that image of Vegeta kneeling in preparation. Good one Jim.

Edit for typing like a ding dong.

 

[Divine right to rule]

10 pages of Kiwis examining Minnesota FOIA and bodycam policy to establish we can't get it. But Jim "farming the Farms for content" Metokur says he somehow got in 2 days from his deathbed, and everyone wants to believe...

I DARED TO DREAM

 

[no-exit]

hold on
rickety cricket... nick rekieta
I cracked the case

I couldn't think of a pun for this song

 

[JustStopDude]

Nick should used the Ghost Doctor as part of his defense. It might work.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

No one is arguing that cops don't lie. Unsure why you brought that up since there is no evidence that the policed lied in this instance.

It's relevant because people are blowing Nick's refusal to provide the door code way out of proportion when he wasn't even at the house.

If a child is answering the door because the only adults are strung out somewhere, and the police are there due to possible child endangerment due to drug use or the like, there will be a sense of urgency.

From a police or EMS perspective, every second counts when a child is potentially in danger, but then maybe I'm not focusing enough on Nick's legal needs.

A warrant can usually be granted inside an hour. I don't think they have a valid urgency claim because the inital report was a full week prior and there's nothing indicating either on-site distress or drug paraphernalia visible from the outside.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rolle Corpus Sonichu
Ave

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I love how casual Irate Gamer is about this, "Yep, its demons"

 

[DumbDude43]

Nick should used the Ghost Doctor as part of his defense. It might work.

irate gamer would probably be a better defense lawyer than nick at this point

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I love how casual Irate Gamer is about this, "Yep, its demons"

he's an expert dude.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Jim is havin a good old time with this one

 

[mindlessobserver]

At this point Demonic possession would be a better defense then anything else Nick has available.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Things can always get worse.

There could be a troon arc in the future.

Nick avoided some bullets by being arrested now.

• He did not burn down his house in drug-induced haze.
• He did not crash his car while deep in the K-hole, causing serious bodily harm or death.
• He did not get April or another side piece knocked up (as far as we know).

Sadly, given the trauma this whole saga has caused, his children are now prime target for getting fucked in the head with by creepy manipulative cults like the Trans movement in the decades to come.

True Father of the Year material here.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

irate gamer would probably be a better defense lawyer than nick at this point

Fuck, just pleading guilty would lead to a better outcome.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Irate Gamer is based and has always been based.

 

[EvoletRain007]

¡Holy fucking shit!

I unsubscribed from Rekieta Law a year ago or something, I see everyone talking about Nick on Twitter/X... I check what's going on... Wow, this it's complete insanity, but I'm not surprised.

Also, when your wife ends up looking like the Rorschach/Freddy Krueger actor, shit it's worse than you can even imagine.



Dude... imagine having a wife and five kids, getting lucky by getting tons of money just for doing streams online... and then throwing all away because "you have to spice things up".

Total Coombrain Victory. What a shithead. Never go full coomer brain.

Wow.

And yeah... poor kids... damn.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Jim confirms that when he dies he will become Irate Gamers ghost sidekick.