💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, puppy snuffing cuck, child doser, zesty Dabbleverse streamer. 🇯🇲 BBC resort enthusiast. Seethed at his ex Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet. "Pretty good at the first amendent".

[Rome's rightful successor]

I’ve never seen a major downfall so quick from a stream to arrest. Get fucked.

 

[CoomerTine]

rekieta bond hearing? Man some clippers gonna be eating good

 

[NickDigger]

Jesus fucking christ his wife looks like death.

 

[Barry McKockner]

I haven't watched his shit since he dropped lawsplaining for being an idiot for no reason, so HOLY SHIT he and his wife HAVE to both be on some serious shit. They both look like skeletons.

Ladies and gentlemen, i would like to present to you Nicky and Lady Crackets:

1: cops watching a dealer follow nick back home / dealer gets caught, spilling beans, they get picked up at home.

Highly unlikely. Cops bust up, not down. They push dealers for distributors, not clients.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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I'd be okay with literally any other attorney enemy he has, but Binger is just so slimy I'd probably end up rooting for Rekieta despite it all.

 

[Mikoyan]

re: Potential for streaming the trial, imagine if Law and Crime decides to uh, hold a grudge...

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Can a beread burger explain what's going on here? Is the weapon lawful or not?

According to the statute he's been charged under:

Ineligible persons.​

The following persons shall not be entitled to possess ammunition or a pistol or semiautomatic military-style assault weapon or, except for clause (1), any other firearm:
(10) a person who:
(iii) is an unlawful user of any controlled substance as defined in chapter 152. The use of medical cannabis flower or medical cannabinoid products by a patient enrolled in the registry program or the use of adult-use cannabis flower, adult-use cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles, or hemp-derived consumer products by a person 21 years of age or older does not constitute the unlawful use of a controlled substance under this item;

TL;DR - even a legally-purchased gun becomes illegal the second you get busted with drugs.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

God fucking dammit now both MATI episodes this week will be Rekieta related.
Good god Mrs Rekieta looks absolutely ratty, are they all snorting meth?

Coke and Molly

 

[Mouse Cop]

Imagine the withdrawals they are going to go through while waiting for bail/bond.

 

[Evilronald]

> be Nick
> go to trial representing self against felony drug and weapon charges
> see this motherfucker as the lead prosecutor
> "well well well, Mr Rekieta... It's been a while..."
> "I know that you covered the Rittenhouse trial. My failure. My humiliation. You spent weeks watching me. You probably learnt a thing or two about how I operate..."
> "But I haven't been resting on my laurels. I've been improving my craft. And I dare say, my non-practising friend, that you've become rather rusty..."
> "For while you spent weeks watching me, I, dear friend, have spent years watching you. I saw your slide into addiction and debauchery, to become shackled and enslaved to hedonism and consumption..."
> "I saw every stream. Every locals video. I built a faultless model of your degrading mental state, which I honed while waiting for you to hit rock bottom. For me to set these events in motion."
> "I know what you think, and the time it takes you to think it. I now know you better than you know yourself. And you just might find that you're better acquainted with me than you think as well..."
> "I would say that you have been my sensei into your own psyche, but as we both know... Anime Sucks."
> "Cope and sneed, my friend, let the cross-examination begin."
> wat do
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Binger would have his pocket square and flamboyant purple tie.

 

[Kotik]

I really hope the kids are doing okay

 

[._.]

He was very good at seeming legit.

Lawyers and 'respected' white collar people always have shit like this in their closet or at least their past. Its notorious in the tech/techbro community look at Bankman Fried, his gf's harem, and a bunch of tech CEOs or whatever getting killed from dealers or being around that scene in San Francisco. I remember some Dr in Tennessee getting busted for partying hard with patients he was selling opiods and other scheduled drugs to, and some of the nurses too.

I wonder if a night in a cell without whisky is all it will take to trigger the DT's in Nick.

Seizures peak at like 72 ish hours since last drink. I dont think hes that bad off though, if hes doing all the other party drugs, he might be doing what Ethan Ralph was apparently doing with benzos and liquor.

Yet again, DSP outlasts another one!

Edit: FUCK, I'M LATE AND GAY

I just realized yall are bringing this up since DSP was dunking on him recently lol

 

[Kinbote]

So whose curse got him:
Jim, for hitting the jester

Ralph, WHOSE SHARTING NOW NICKY RACKETS RALPHAMALE VICTORY

DSP, for milking his legal woes for content (plus having a DSP moment)

Chris Chan, BEWARE THE MEDALLION

Could just be bad energy from Kino Casino.

 

[AltisticRight]

Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled

I will be naming the two racoons he slaughtered "Karma" and "Avenge".

 

[6MillionCoofs]

KC: Will bond hearing be streamed?
Josh: Maybe. If so you’d have to harass people to find out where
Everyone: WE DISAVOW DON’T DO THAT!

Lmao

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Does the sonichu demon gain a new ability/trait everytime it jumps to a new host? Did it gain drugs addiction from ralph?

Pure retard power from Chris
The Ralphacurse and addiction from Ralph
Faggotry from Fuentes
Reverse legal ability and the Balldo from Rackets

This thing is bad news.

 

[Owlbear]

I checked Kandiyohi County Public Safety and their relevant State Police scanners, and turned up nothing for the 3 hours prior to the official booking. I probably missed something, but it doesn't sound like there was a "raid" on the Rekietas between 7:00 and 10:00 or anything similar.

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

I thought Nick was worse than his wife, but looking at her mugshot, she looks like absolute shit. I would not have sex with her.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Balldo parents will have him in a cushy inpatient rehab the second he is out of jail mmw

 

[Some Badger]

This would probably be the worst week of Nicky's life if he was even remotely sober enough for more than a few hours at a time to retain a degree of clarity. The ride just never ends!