1. Don’t wear noise canceling headphones in traffic unless you PLAN on being mugged or hit by a car.
2. The fact that r/fuckcars is overtly BY retards FOR retards never fails to make me laugh. The real world does not give two fucks about the insane demands of a jobless sperg autistically screeching at his classmates from the sidewalk.
3. Urbanautists are so angry about loud cities but refuse to see the appeal of a rural life. They rage about how everyone should be forced to live atop one another, with no peaceful escape, and then out the other side of their mouth they complain bitterly about the reality of such a miserable existence.
Imagine being able to sit on your front porch on a warm evening, listening to the sound of birdsong. Imagine being able to see bright stars because there is no light pollution. Imagine waving at your neighbors as you pass each other on the road, and knowing them all by name. Most everyone is polite and would help you out. In the summer, you can faintly hear all the neighborhood kids laughing and playing in their yards despite their distance from you because there is far less ambient car noise to drown out their joy. You can gather wildflowers for pressing, tend to a garden, and watch for local birds to land in your trees.
Wait no you can’t do any of that. You will live in the pod. You will eat the bugs. You will own nothing and you will be happy. Fuck you.
