KiwiFarms Dating Thread

[Anne Hyroe]

almost got a full card on @EvaXephon, but I'm going to guess she's straight. At least we'd probably be good friends.

Lol. Lmao even.

Shoot your shot

 

[p0e]

Ooh, an excuse to overthink something that everyone else is making in MS Paint! Count me IN!

Spoiler: mine

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I should actually fill out the other bingo cards and see if I get a bingo.
Edit: I almost got a full card on @EvaXephon, but I'm going to guess she's straight. At least we'd probably be good friends.
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[and and and and]

My expectations are low, all I want is a woman who doesn't have a penis

 

[pork and beans]

BINGO! @KittyGremlin

did some more but didn’t get any full rows even so not worth posting

 

[KittyGremlin]

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I meet exactly one of these criteria. Also I'm a male. Is that sufficient?

We're besties now.

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BINGO! @KittyGremlin

did some more but didn’t get any full rows even so not worth posting

Oh shit. Someone actually filled it. I'd fill yours but I don't see it. Do tell me that tragic backstory and be sure to exaggerate EVERYTHING.

 

[pork and beans]

We're besties now.



Oh shit. Someone actually filled it. I'd fill yours but I don't see it. Do tell me that tragic backstory and be sure to exaggerate EVERYTHING.

I HAVENT done it yet but I will ASAP…! And yes the more dramatic (which does NOT mean histrionic) the better. It has to be anime tragic backstory tier.

 

[paperwork]

hey @MarzGurl sign up for Ashley Madison, let's cuck your husband.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I've a niggling feeling that attempting to edate on KF would prove disastrous.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

hey @MarzGurl sign up for Ashley Madison, let's cuck your husband.

You want to touch Marzgurl? Post 2015, maybe but jeez....

 

[TenMilesWide]

I've a niggling feeling that attempting to edate on KF would prove disastrous.

I hope to see a messy kiwi breakup resulting in at least 2 halal threads some day.

 

[Mankirk]

I hope to see a messy kiwi breakup resulting in at least 2 halal threads some day.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597/

Not sure how well this fits your bill but I sure was laughing when it went down. One of my favorite moments on the site.

 

[TenMilesWide]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597/

Not sure how well this fits your bill but I sure was laughing when it went down. One of my favorite moments on the site.

Assnapkins is exactly the kind of drama I'm talking about. I hope someone claims the "married a forum member" trophy only to find themselves in need of a "divorced a forum member" trophy in short order.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Assnapkins is exactly the kind of drama I'm talking about.

This is pretty much a perfect sentence, especially when read without context.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Assnapkins is exactly the kind of drama I'm talking about. I hope someone claims the "married a forum member" trophy only to find themselves in need of a "divorced a forum member" trophy in short order.

About that...

 

[TenMilesWide]

About that...

please tell me it's already happened and I missed it, I would love nothing more.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

please tell me it's already happened and I missed it, I would love nothing more.

I'm in the middle of getting a divorce from another member. (We did not meet on KF.) Null should really take away my trophy.

 

[RACISM]

I'm in the middle of getting a divorce from another member. (We did not meet on KF.) Null should really take away my trophy.

Your inbox is shortly about to look like an Oscar Meyer factory.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Your inbox is shortly about to look like an Oscar Meyer factory.

God damn it...

 

[UsedUp]

My expectations are low, all I want is a woman who doesn't have a penis

Send them my way.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Send them my way.

The women or the penises?