💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[REGENDarySumanai]

Holy shit he shaved his goatee and he looks fucking awful
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He has the nose of Jake Alley.

 

[p1138]

The way he wears his glasses on his nostrils rather than on the bridge of his nose triggers me so much

You're not alone. He could get glasses that fit. He can't possibly be using the excuse of only needing them for reading so he keeps them low, because a: he doesn't fucking read anyway b: he's blind as a bat WITH the glasses no matter wtf he's looking at(missed a sign in a parking lot for a restaurant in one review and claimed the place had no signage). And since he's all of 5' 4" or whatever he would constantly have to be looking up at things, not down, especially on his stupid scooty puff. You see it in his regular cooking with fat videos as well, the top rim of his glasses is damn near covering his eyes.

 

[Bassomatic]

That carnivore pizza just made me sad, not for Jack but for Pizza.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Holy shit he shaved his goatee and he looks fucking awful
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Goddamn did his goatee do a lot of heavy lifting. That second chin looks like a tumor.

 

[ddlloo]

That carnivore pizza just made me sad, not for Jack but for Pizza.

Think of it as a frittata and not a pizza, you'll feel better that way.

 

[Caligura]

What faction would Jack join in Fallout: New Vegas.

 

[eatler]

What faction would Jack join in Fallout: New Vegas.

he would be cook-cook.

I kid of course his part in the game would be a skeleton decoration because he wouldn’t be able to survive with fat and dead arm weighing him down.

 

[Caligura]

he would be cook-cook.

I kid of course his part in the game would be a skeleton decoration because he wouldn’t be able to survive with fat and dead arm weighing him down.

More like Güd-Güd (Füd-Füd).

 

[Bassomatic]

Think of it as a frittata and not a pizza, you'll feel better that way.

I now feel bad for eggs. Sorry, your heart was in the right place but I think saying waste of food is polite to this shit pile.

 

[AltisticRight]

No more updates.
I found it pretty funny to mock his horrible AI merchandise that no one will ever buy.

 

[breadandcircuses]

What faction would Jack join in Fallout: New Vegas.

He's down for what the White Glove Society is serving, but he couldn't afford it.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

He's down for what the White Glove Society is serving, but he couldn't afford it.

Super excited for the Lazy Man's Long Pork recipe dropping on his YT.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

My guess he's so constipated from all the shreddy cheese that it's once a week and comes out like a fired cannonball. If I was TamHam I'd make the effort to drive him to a gas station and make Jr clean up the horror.

Pretty sure he takes his tablet in there and spends an hour trying to pass a rock hard shit then feeling like a big boy because of it.

Goddamn did his goatee do a lot of heavy lifting. That second chin looks like a tumor.

His FACE looks like a tumor.

 

[Incredible Mister]

SaveTube.App-Ultimate Carnivore Delight Pizza - A Must-try!.mp4

He thinks this is healthy...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No more updates.
I found it pretty funny to mock his horrible AI merchandise that no one will ever buy.

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There's something symbolic about an AI-generated flag with 21 stars and 11 stripes printed on a cheap mug made in China.

 

[Bassomatic]

No more updates.
I found it pretty funny to mock his horrible AI merchandise that no one will ever buy.

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It's a shame I was just browsing on my TV and saw this, now my grandfathers flag that served in ww2 just started on fire out of the blue.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Pure meat + cheese + egg shits, gnarly.

Deathfats always do keto wrong. They act like fruits and vegetables are off limits. It's all saturated fat, sodium, and non-lean protein, but no vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Holy shit he shaved his goatee and he looks fucking awful
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There are thirteen year old girls that don't take as many selfies as this narcisstic whale.

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

He's down for what the White Glove Society is serving, but he couldn't afford it.

I can imagine what a JOTG episode would be like at the White Glove Society.
"okay guz the meat was gud but a little pricey" "the restaurant was kinda empty but the service was gud" "there wasn't any picture on the menu but that's ogay *cough cough cough hacking*" "I did not like the dress code"
"It gets an B- I will not be back, pre-war salisbury steak is better"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Deathfats always do keto wrong. They act like fruits and vegetables are off limits. It's all saturated fat, sodium, and non-lean protein, but no vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

If deathfats like Jagoff knew the first thing about nutrition or the proper way to lose weight they'd have done so by now.