📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Blanche]

>over 100 years of the fierce feminist fight for women's rights and equality have culminated in women being empowered by selling pictures of their assholes with a giant dragon dildo inside for $10/month, being called "birthing people", their identities reduced to a cocktail of "submissive feminine emotions" and their #1 spot in beauty pageants reserved for the prettiest most flamboyant faggot around

This reminds me of that Simpsons episode with the monkey paw wishes
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[Spangled Drongo]

The responses are proof of concept. Someone threw aroudn the term "Regime Approved Horny" as an alternative and I can't help but think it's perfect. If all the troons agree that Lady D is attractive for being a big, violent, muscular woman (masculine traits btw) but the Stella Blade girl is bad and "mysoginystic" for being traditionally feminine and having jiggly body parts, then clearly one is okay and the other isn't by some nonsensical standard. The more they argue against it, the more true it becomes.

And not to mention the way they use cutesy anime girls with big boobs and squeaky voices as "transition goals" - the very same beauty standards they're supposedly fighting, but to them it's okay as long as it can fulfill their AGP fantasies.

 

[Gondolindrim]

>over 100 years of the fierce feminist fight for women's rights and equality have culminated in women being empowered by selling pictures of their assholes with a giant dragon dildo inside for $10/month, being called "birthing people", their identities reduced to a cocktail of "submissive feminine emotions" and their #1 spot in beauty pageants reserved for the prettiest most flamboyant faggot around

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Almost difference. Just put quotations around "women" and you'll know exactly whose behind all this.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

The question is whether he does it again, or if his fear of repetition shuts him up.

As much as I love the frumpy old bags of /r/translater I’m slightly fascinated by those with enough cash to go full Caitlin Jenner and create the proper uncanny valley troon. One has just posted to celebrate a year since a hammer was applied to his skull.

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Want to get the look? He helpfully listed all the procedures, annotated by me below.

1. Type 3 browbone reduction, with plating and bone cement filler: the anterior wall of the frontal sinus bone is removed, remodelled and put back.

• The solid orbital rims on the outside are shaved.
• During a type 3 brow bone reduction, the central bone plate that covers the frontal sinuses is removed, thinned until the desired thickness is achieved, and reshaped.
• Finally, the refined bone plate is fixed in place with titanium micro screws. The heads of the screws are removed so they cannot be felt or seen through the skin.

2. Orbital shaving
3. Forehead lift
4. Brow lift
5. Lower blepharoplasty, with fat grafting and laser: can be done at the same time with the procedures above. The surgeon makes a cut just below the lashes in the eye's natural crease or inside the lower lid. The surgeon removes or redistributes excess fat, muscle and sagging skin.
6. Corrugator muscle removal, with fat grafting: The corrugator supcilii muscles are between the eyebrows. Removing it is supposed to calm and smooth that part of your brow.
7. Septorhinoplasty: combination nose job to improve appearance and breathing
8. Lip lift

nigga out here lookin like a jewish housewife

lol lmao even

 

[Farmer Jon]

tumblr seething bc someone said something (The og reply was deleted)

"What happened to peace and love and acceptance? Stop being so mean on the interwebs to me because I'm twans "

"AEJTJHIEH WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIDS SHOULDN'T BE DEPRIVED OF A FATHER FIGURE!!! FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I'LL RAPE YOU TO DEATH YOU DISGUSTING BIGET!!!"

 

[pistolwhipped]

PMDD is a new one. I love the creativity


What?


You just sound mentally ill. Hope this helps!

And my jaw DROPPED when I read this last one… but if I had to read it then so do you.

 

[monstrous bubo]

And my jaw DROPPED when I read this last one… but if I had to read it then so do you.

Today’s brain teaser: is this guy a degenerate retard or a retarded degenerate?

 

[Peaches Demure]

Another no-effort troon(?) has been caught going into the women's locker room at Planet Fitness to creep at women:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQHltiiqozQ

If you listen to the end of it, she says the gym staff already knew who the creeper was when she and her friend described him to them. Meaning he's done this shit before and not had any actions taken against him.

 

[postfeetpls]

PMDD is a new one. I love the creativity

What in the name of fuck.

And my jaw DROPPED when I read this last one… but if I had to read it then so do you.

The only way this faggot can make his own milk is by milking a cow God I hate these retards so much that's clearly attention posting nobody -really- believes men can have their own milk come the fuck on isn't that thing just some sort of secretion caused by severe gynecomastia and hormone imbalance or whatever there's no way man shut the fuck up the whole mechanism for creating and dispersing milk in women is lacking in men you dumb faggot and these things don't grow GOD I hate this man.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Some genuinely good news: Nikola Tesla is recovering from his suicidal ideation!

The bad news: he is still in the grip of his other mental illness.

The good news: a new outfit!

Spoiler: let’s get physical, physical, I wanna get physiiiicaaaal

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Thanks for clarifying that these selfies are unaltered. So thoughtful.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Shame is underrated. When you are a man you do not crossdress as a cow, because shame would make that miserable. Embrace shame.

I agree. We ought to bring back shaming these people.

To that end, might I make the suggestion that, from this day forth, whenever we witness any pronoun sperging on social media, be it whining about misgendering or a troon pedantically correcting someone who made an honest mistake, we simply respond with this image:

I feel like this image has great potential as a meme to troll these people with and shut down their bullshit.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

The responses are proof of concept. Someone threw aroudn the term "Regime Approved Horny" as an alternative and I can't help but think it's perfect. If all the troons agree that Lady D is attractive for being a big, violent, muscular woman (masculine traits btw) but the Stella Blade girl is bad and "mysoginystic" for being traditionally feminine and having jiggly body parts, then clearly one is okay and the other isn't by some nonsensical standard. The more they argue against it, the more true it becomes.

Makes perfect sense. They're trying to change the narrative to fit themselves, as always.

And not to mention the way they use cutesy anime girls with big boobs and squeaky voices as "transition goals" - the very same beauty standards they're supposedly fighting, but to them it's okay as long as it can fulfill their AGP fantasies.

I think you guys are overthinking it, honestly.

This isn't about troons being bored with conventional beauty standards or whatever (because I can assure you they aren't), it's about them being fucking deviant furfag coomers into weird shit and they just want a socially acceptable way of saying, "Um, ackshually, it's very problematic of you that you'd make fun of me for wanting to fuck the dog from Animal Crossing," or whatever.

"You jack off to Lady Dimutrescu and that's cool, but if I jack off to a futa Freddy Fazbear dressed as a maid with 34DD tits fucking himself with a frozen turd while Pomni and Lucario cum and piss all over him, oh, suddenly I'm 'weird'."

 

[expectant asshole]

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And my jaw DROPPED when I read this last one… but if I had to read it then so do you.
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Mood swings and tummy upset are not a period. When a woman goes to the doctor , they want to know when you last bled not the last time you cried at a hallmark commercial or ate Taco Bell.

As for the second one… what the actual fuck? This person should not be allowed anything sharper than a rubber ball.

ETA the breastfeeding thing really makes me MATI. When I had trouble feeding my first baby, the midwife didn’t hand him to my husband and say ‘here you have a go’ because that would be insane and bad for the baby.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

 

[Blanche]

"Cara" definitely digs through the sanitary bin in public restrooms.

 

[Murry Loon]

What in the name of fuck.

PMDD is a real thing experienced by actual women, it's intense depression accompanying PMS symptoms. The 'dysphoric' in the acronym has nothing to do with 'gender dysphoria.'

A TiM has never experienced it tho.

The only way this faggot can make his own milk is by milking a cow God I hate these retards so much that's clearly attention posting nobody -really- believes men can have their own milk

hate to break it to you but even men can lactate under the right circumstances, such as in taking an excess amount of drugs that induce lactation. It's called male galactorrhea in most circumstances. It'll never be as high of a volume as an actual mother produces after childbirth, though, no matter the drug cocktail to induce it.

 

[Božidarka]

Of course, he is upset that his shocked kids aren't immediately showering him with praise and validation. Not a single thought about what this will do to them and their lives. And that last part. Knowing what happens when they feel validated and go into "Gender Euphoria".

 

[Kiislova]

What in the name of fuck.

That is a new one for the dictionary, thanks for the description too!

it's about them being fucking deviant furfag coomers into weird shit

At least @Murry Loon is fun to read on top of being a furfag into weird shit, these people have only one personality and that is being a degenerate and a tranny.

male galactorrhea

And these degenerates want to "nurse" their children with it. God I hate the present.

 

[postfeetpls]

hate to break it to you but even men can lactate under the right circumstances, such as in taking an excess amount of drugs that induce lactation. It's called male galactorrhea in most circumstances. It'll never be as high of a volume as an actual mother produces after childbirth, though, no matter the drug cocktail to induce it.

Not breaking anything to me, I know men are capable of lactation but it has absolutely nothing to do with milk, which is why I said "milk" in the comment. Male galactorrhea is usually accompanied by gynecomastia and is a symptom of an underlying condition like testosterone deficiency, serious hormone imbalance, conditions of the pituitary gland, tumors, cancer etc. The thing lactated from the gynecomastic manboob is not milk, it's the body screaming as hard as it can that there's something very wrong going on. Imagine feeding this to a newborn

Even pozzed articles referring to women as "birthing people" saying the composition of this putrid shit "resembles" that of a woman's breastmilk because it contains lactose and lactoferrin can't call it milk and describe it as "breast fluid" and "breast secretion".

The only way a man can have his own milk is by milking his own cow. Lactating from your manboobs as a result of serious balls cancer or chemical castration drugs is not milk and these people are fucking insane

 

[Murry Loon]

is a symptom of an underlying condition like testosterone deficiency, serious hormone imbalance

nice google result readoff, really good way to save face. anyways, all of these things are induced by trans HRT, on top of them taking domperidone.