What is your ideal woman?

[Osama Bin Laden]

HARD MODE: DON'T SAY YOUR WIFE

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

one that doesn't have a penis

 

[and and and and]

The one whose reading this post

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

I was going to say my gf-

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Literally just somebody I can say nigger and make rape jokes with.

 

[The Backwards Man]

one with a vargooba

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

A deaf, dumb and blind nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.

 

[gagabobo1997]

@Null in a dress

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

6'2"
Blonde wig
5 o'clock shadow
Feminine penis
Likes to read to children

 

[ratnoid]

One with zero interest in the Internet or social media.

 

[Tablet County]

Are we talking attainable or fantastical? 'Cause my ideal woman would be one who is willing to put up with my retarded ass and enjoys cuddling.

 

[CiaphasCain]

A women who knows all Warhammer 40k lore including my head canon

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Preferably with a pulse, not required though.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

 

[rel=alternate]

Someone I respect and can share interest with pretty much. Obviously there are physical traits I prefer as well, but they are not the dominant factor.

As an added bonus, someone who is strong where I am weak and vice versa. I think complementarity is key to a fulfiling relationship.

 

[mofu mofo]

A Subaru Lesbian but straight or bi.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Are we talking attainable or fantastical? 'Cause my ideal woman would be one who is willing to put up with my retarded ass and enjoys cuddling.

i'll cuddle with you bro

 

[levin88]

Of age and breathing

 

[Hamstirer]

Literally just somebody I can say nigger and make rape jokes with.

They all eventually get a little annoyed when you point out how many niggers are in every TV commercial.

 

[SentinentCloud]

ben shapiro but if he was woman