KiwiFarms suddendly gets a premium feature. What should it offer?

[Open-Source Dodonpachi]

You are currently using the Kiwifarms standard version, but you get the option to upgrade the premium version for only 10 dollars. One time payment,

What features should KiwiFarms premium offer for 10 dollars?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

All your posts appear as pink text

 

[Mean Feen]

All site CSS now has a satin gold effect and is impossible to read. All images are replaced with JPEGs of gold bars off Google images. This is the only site style you may use, the rest become locked.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

the next time a tranny is cyberbullied to death, you get a personal mention in their suicide note

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Removes Autistic Thunderdome from the front page. That's it.

 

[Reverend]

Creates a new Thunderdome to vote asshole posters off the island.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Permanent confetti!

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Null personally calling you nigger on your profile page

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Netflix Stealth theme
(Stealth theme, except black)

 

[Grub]

You get to become a thunderdome janny.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

We already got that, you just get more stickers and a T&H brand

 

[SmallKiwi]

This drip on your pfp.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

you get to read the private DMs of one non premium member per month.

 

[Calandrino]

bottle of null bathwater

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Have @RACISM call you a nigger every time he reads your posts

 

[Dustlord]

You get to remove one negrate a month from your profile.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Fat Albert-themed icons.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

With KiwiFarms Premium, you’ll get…..

*A neat looking title

*Mocked by other people

*Limited posting, just like regular users

*Banned if you act like a complete retard

At 59.99, these privileges are a steal!!

What the fuck are you waiting for, you lazy shit?!

Send Null your credit card number now!!!!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Have @RACISM call you a nigger every time he reads your posts

but i already have that feature

force comic sans on everything

 

[Tiggletown]

Ability to Edit one person's title once a month, they can't change it back for 30 days.