If could bully one historical figure who would it be? - Null is not a historical figure, Ralph is though

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You have a Time Machine and a force field to protect you from physical harm, but are just a grade school bully with God mode. You aren’t limited to their youth. You can give a wedgie to FDR as he’s doing the “Fear Itself” speech.



Hard mode: not Hitler or Catherine the Great

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Anne Frank

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Karl Marx

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Gandhi, the prick has it coming.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

FDR

 

[MrTroll]

Helen Keller.

 

[Shidoen]

Martin Luther King Jr. while I’m dressed as Martin Luther

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Helen Keller.

I would Uncle Ernie her.

 

[Blamo2000]

Woodrow Wilson.

The Revenue Act of 1913 and the Federal Reserve Act were pure cringe. The political equivalents of being a diaperfag, getting full of shit and infantilized.

 

[dick brain]

Abraham.

Not Honest Abe. The other one.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Ronald Reagan.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

i'd beat the shit out of young versions of Mark Zucherberg, Bill Gates and Steve jobs until they piss themselves from ptsd and are rendered unable to function.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

LBJ

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Helen Keller.

I would leave a plunger in her toilet.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Abraham Lincoln. He unleashed upon us a plague of niggers from which we've never recovered.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Napoleon. Because bullying manlets is fun.

 

[Makov]

All of you are fucking lame. I would bully the Jewish "Messiah", Sabbatai Zevi. He literally proclaimed himself to be the Jewish Messiah while almost every Jew believed in him. He was also very delusional and was bipolar. My man was a lolcow back in the 17th century.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Oppenheimer. I would just bully him with this.

It would maybe also have the side effect of japan never being nuked and probably the erasure of anime as we know it.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

I would bully Deodoro da Fonseca for being a cuckold and ruining my country with a failed republic.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Anne Sullivan