💥 Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

There is no way Kaylee wrote this: this typing style is 100% identical to Jill's, which is to say this typing style is reminiscent of a woman twenty years Kaylee's senior.
Nah, not even Jill wrote that. MLM companies give their shills exact text to post, emojis and all. It gets fun when it's the sales pitch text to DM someone. It will say something like "Hey (insert name here) I saw that you're looking a little fat, this pink drink will have you back to your fundie kid emaciated self in no time." And it gets copy pasted just as is with "(insert name here)" instead of the recipient's name. Real personal like.
 
If plexus is so amazing why is Shrek so fucking fat?
Because he drinks hummingbird food instead
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I though that was all 'murrakins.

Not that the Rodletts are probably allowed to drink sugar or anything other than water (and I wouldn't be surprised if even that is restricted).
As I mentioned earlier. Back in my homeschooling group days. There were lots of very weird fundy families.

During the times we would have a meet up that would involve going somewhere to eat, as a "treat" the children of some fundie families were allowed for one drink of soda per month.

Cut with water.

Fucking gross. Why not just let them half half a cup of soda instead, I would wonder and then finally got the courage to ask.

It was so they would get a less intense perception of the soda, and not an "unadulterated" flavor, lest they become addicted to the sugary satan beverage.

I can't make this stuff up.
 
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as a "treat" the children of some fundie families were allowed for one drink of soda per month.

Cut with water.

Fucking gross. Why not just let them half half a cup of soda instead, I would wonder and then finally got the courage to ask.

It was so they would get a less intense perception of the soda, and not an "unadulterated" flavor, lest they become addicted to the sugary satan beverage.
Holy shit, we need to start putting lithium in pop again.
 
As I mentioned earlier. Back in my homeschooling group days. There were lots of very weird fundy families.

During the times we would have a meet up that would involve going somewhere to eat, as a "treat" the children of some fundie families were allowed for one drink of soda per month.

Cut with water.

Fucking gross. Why not just let them half half a cup of soda instead, I would wonder and then finally got the courage to ask.

It was so they would get a less intense perception of the soda, and not an "unadulterated" flavor, lest they become addicted to the sugary satan beverage.

I can't make this stuff up.
I wonder how many of those kids grew up to drink soda instead of all other beverages, since kids whose parents are overly restrictive of certain foods commonly overindulge the second they get unrestricted access to it?

The rodletts have all food restricted so I guess their version would be becoming general food addicts.
 
I always wonder if the kids are nutritionally okay, and if not, what could help them. From photos, etc., I suspect anemia. Skipping PL here, but I had it bad a few times in my life for reasons, as in “wow, how are you functioning still?”

It feels awful. Those kids will be dealing with intense fatigue which sleep doesn’t really help, shortness of breath, headaches, and are probably scared as they don’t know why they feel bad. Since anemia often happens due to a lack of quality protein and fresh food, there’s also potential for B12 deficiency.

Which can actually be dangerous, as that can cause psychiatric side effects. I mean, they wouldn’t strip naked and cluck like a chicken, but it makes any existing mental health problems worse. I have a theory that if those kids were just fed right, even with crazy Jill as mom, they would act more normally.

North Korea and South Korea were split in 1945, and now, due to malnutrition, the average South Korean is six inches taller and about 30-35 pounds heavier than the average North Korean of the same age. It would be interesting to compare Jill’s kids with age-matched normal kids, I think there would be noticeable physical differences.
 
Jill thanks Lord Plexus for her gym membership as she swims fully clothed, in full makeup.
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Jill praises her and David's perfect love
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She's turned her poor puppy grey in a matter of years
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Kaylee can barely English if her script isn't pre-written by Plexus
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This is "Kaylee" posting to Facebook - but it's Jill's voice on the video
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Here's Kaylee's first downline: skeletal already and with ground down teeth about to all fall out. Praise the Slim Drink!
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Jill thanks Lord Plexus for her gym membership as she swims fully clothed, in full makeup.
I hope she gets in trouble for wearing inappropriate swimming clothes one day. She cannot be trusted to shower off properly before swimming either. Oils, pee, cosmetics etc. interact with the disinfectants and create toxic chloramines, which cause the "pool smell" we all know. Thank people like Jill and her horde of offspring.
Chloramines are formed by reaction of chlorine used to disinfect swimming pools with ammonia and urea introduced into the pools by human perspiration, saliva, mucus, urine, and other biologic substances, and by insects and other pests.[8] Chloramines, especially trichloramine, are responsible for most of the "chlorine smell" of pools, as well as for skin, eye, and respiratory irritation.[9]
 
Kaylee can barely English if her script isn't pre-written by Plexus
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"Sister, country, walks are the best. I love my sis."

That sounds like it was scrawled in crayon by a kid who just learned to write. I'm not even sure what it's meant to say: "Sister, country walks are the best"-- as in addressed to her sister? Or maybe just country walks with a sister are the best? She's almost completely illiterate and probably couldn't have spelled those words without the phone doing the heavy lifting. Jill destroyed those kids' futures.
 
David is extremely over Jill's manic merry go round of travel bullshit. She's turning up the love bombing to max capacity, and it is not pleasing to him.
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Love bombing continues; Fat Dave could give a shit. He doesn't use Facebook at all, so this is all about how loving and Christian a wife Jill is. I'd normally feel sorry for a women who is obviously emotionally neglected by her husband, but Jill is the one who orchestrates these manic musical grifting tours that make everyone but her miserable.
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