💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Maldavius Figtree]

At least I got to hear Null speak German.

 

[The Hard R]

She was 30 when they met, she's fucked up on benzodiazepines, psycho ex confirmed

QRD?

Guys shes looking for her Herman Miller, calm down.

 

[Chuck Enjoyer]

Sam is currently trying to break down her door with the 3D printed PRG he stole from that gun show.

 

[RedditorsAreFags]

"She keeps asking random questions in German"

lmao

 

[apa gapa]

Sam is currently trying to break down her door with the 3D printed PRG he stole from that gun show.

He is clearly using a big magnet to screw with her computer

 

[Communism4Dummies]

Null: "She keeps talking in german, i just dont understand"

mission failed, we'll get em next time

 

[Chuck Enjoyer]

Based Channing, talking to Null in German to confirm he is Aryan before proceeding.

 

[Oxyjen]

This is nothing if not extremely funny.

 

[Blackstar]

It's happening, after 16 minutes.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

IT BEGINS

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

UHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Communism4Dummies]

lets fucking go boys

 

[Blitzsneed]

She's fucking toasted.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

She's clearly not sober lol

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

ok she is very close to being legally retarded. not a good look for sammyboy to have nutted into that

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Channing sounds like she has brain damage.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Holy shit, she sounds fuckin fried. This is gonna be good

 

[Romeo]

We found Mama JF kiwibros.

 

[apa gapa]

This hoe is clearly on something

 

[CrispyLegs]

She sounds drugged out of her fucking mind no wonder she couldn’t get the thing to work