What is the best Anal Cunt song?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Post lyrics here.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

 

[generic sauce]

Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man

[Verse 1]
He went to art school when he was younger
He wanted to be a painter
Hitler was a vegetarian
He was also a non smoker

[Chorus]
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man

[Verse 2]
He hired gay and handicapped officers
He was concerned about overpopulation
If Hitler was alive today
He'd listen to The Cure, The Smiths and Depeche Mode

[Chorus]
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man

[Outro]
Ugh!

You stupid cunt!

You think you have a lot of male friends—you don't
You think guys care when they ask for your opinion—they don't
You think your best friend's boyfriend doesn't want to fuck you—he does
You thought the bartender was being nice to you when he gave you a free drink—he wasn't

Your neighbor helped you move—he just wants to fuck you
You boss bought you lunch—he just wants to fuck you
A guy bought you a drink—he just wants to fuck you
He asked you to go out for coffee—he just wants to fuck you

You think you're one of the guys
You think you're all good friends
You're eventually going to get raped
You stupid fucking cunt

You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid fucking cunt

[Verse 1]
Even though you were black, you listened to Queen
You thought Freddie was the cutest guy you've ever seen
You went on stage and got fucked in the ass
You took an HIV test, you didn't pass

[Chorus]
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury

[Verse 2]
You went to dinner, Freddie wore a leash
You ate fried chicken, Freddie ate quiche
Now Freddie's dead and he's in heaven
At his wake you ate watermelon

[Chorus]
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury
Eazy-E got HIV from Freddie Mercury

A couple of my favourites

 

[Daily Affirmation]

 

[Blackstar]

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky
It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye
I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love
Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left of our past love

We'd lie under that star, on many a soft clear night
We'd lie on the green, green grass and hold each other tight
Until my actions eclipsed the sunshine of your love
All my apologies, they would never be enough

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left, all I have left, all I have left of our past love

I'm sorry that I swayed
Your tender love, I never should have betrayed
I turned my back on you for a night with someone else
Baby, baby, baby, sometimes I just want to get some

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left, all I have left, all I have left of our past love

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Just picture the looks on people's faces if you went up to a bar on open-mic night and started singing this:

Spoiler: lyrics

[Verse 1]
I wanna control you
I wanna cornhole you
I wanna put my finger up your ass
It's an oversized dingle berry
I get mad when her butthole's hairy
Shouldn't be so critical of me

[Chorus]
I just wanna fuck you
With pieces of paper hangin' from the crack of my ass
I just wanna fuck you
With pieces of paper hangin' from the crack of my ass

[Verse 2]
There ain't no harm in a big chunk of Charmin
It ain't like I got no varmint up my ass
It's like making modern art
To be fuckin' then you fart
You should try it you should start, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
I just wanna fuck you
With pieces of paper hangin' from the crack of my ass
I just wanna fuck you
With pieces of paper hangin' from the crack of my ass

The song in question:

 

[CowPox]

I'm glad you asked,
In no particular order...

Cranking my bands demo on a box at the beach
Radio hit
You're a cop
All i care about is sex
Fuck yeah
Whiskey coke and sluts
Beating up niggers who sell me fake crack
I set your baby on fire
Loudest Stereo

But there are really too many to name here.

 

[MrTroll]

I Will Always Love You, but I Wanna Dance with Somebody is a close second.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Siege off of Morbid Florist and Caring About Anything Is Gay off of Wearing Out Our Welcome.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

 

[dick brain]

I've never listened but I think the words "caring about anything is gay" practically every day.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q65rjAAusPM
As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky
It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye
I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love
Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left of our past love

We'd lie under that star, on many a soft clear night
We'd lie on the green, green grass and hold each other tight
Until my actions eclipsed the sunshine of your love
All my apologies, they would never be enough

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left, all I have left, all I have left of our past love

I'm sorry that I swayed
Your tender love, I never should have betrayed
I turned my back on you for a night with someone else
Baby, baby, baby, sometimes I just want to get some

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left, all I have left, all I have left of our past love

What is hilarious is that my brother and I were listening to AC way back in the day and our mother told us to turn the degn shit off. This song came on next and she was mad until he started screeching WITH SOMEONE ELSE and even she busted out laughing and never bothered us about it again.

 

[RACISM]

I'm glad you asked,
In no particular order...

Cranking my bands demo on a box at the beach
Radio hit
You're a cop
All i care about is sex
Fuck yeah
Whiskey coke and sluts
Beating up niggers who sell me fake crack
I set your baby on fire
Loudest Stereo

But there are really too many to name here.

Excellent fucking taste. contains my top three (decending order).
Radio Hit.
You're A Cop.
I Lit Your Baby On Fire.

The rest are bangers too.

I'd add "I Noticed That You're Gay" as well.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I liked:

Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You Are A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
Howard Is Bald
You Converted to Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
Saving Ourselves For Marriage
I Hope You Get Deported
Recycling Is Gay

 

[RACISM]

Howard Is Bald

The entire bald album is great.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks is possibly the only song that had to be censored, so that one.

 

[RACISM]

Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks is possibly the only song that had to be censored, so that one.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank

 

[vomitusdeux]

i fucking love anal cunt

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony.

I would give you the solution