💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

I've been watching the stream for a while now. Kinda boring. Its only fun when they're messing with the two crazy girls, especially Nick with the 50 y/o, it's like he knows exactly what buttons to push to tease her. He's dealt with tons of milfs and gilfs in the antique and car sale days, now he's takin it all out on this one lol
I like how Nick is hiding his face it makes me think he's afraid of losing customers for his antiques business. Side note, I ran into a guy in Nick's merch today and he had better physiognomy than the guy I met wearing Sam's merch.
 
So is WP2 ever going to come out or is he going to keep it behind a paywall and force people to go out to his stand-up shows to catch a "screening" of it?
I'm sure it will be behind a paywall. An additional one separate from the gumroad that people are already paying for, of course.
 
Bro this sheila's legs are fuckin unreal
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I was waiting for it to go live again, welp
Recap, sort of:
Very unorganized and impromptu feeling, almost like a dating show, the zoomer crew, and Sam and Nick interviewed, asked questions and fed lines to 5 different girls:
- bland chubby girl
- Bathania (Petunia?), brazilian girl (POPOZAO!!!!1!!!)
- Megan (cutest imo), girl in the blue jacket, aka fem Chris Lynch
- Ally, 22 y/o LA zoomer coke whore, zonked the whole show, drenched in fake tan, drinking whiteclaw, you know the type
- Laura, 53 y/o divorced cougar, the embodiment of milf/gilfcore, she rides snowmobiles, her ex-husband owns a dealership, Nick's favourite

Most of the show was them making fun of Laura, Ally sperging out, doing tourette's tics (coke?), and generally embarassing herself
Nick pokes and prods on Laura's milf weak spots, very funny
The bicflame dude is into milfs, he eventually gets to kiss the milf, but its a quick one

Halfway thru surprise guest appears, it's airsoftfatty, Chris. He does his thing, talks shit to Laura, sings, then interviews Ally, also gives her a quick kiss.
After talking to the other girls, he sits by Ally, tries to talk to her and ask her questions, but shes so coked out she can't focus
And the stream ends abruptly with Chris mid sentence.

Very meh over all, with a few highlights.
If I had to guess I'd say these people are probably fishtank candidates or rejects, and they're gauging audience reaction to pick and choose.

Hey Chris Lynch, I saw Megan looking your way during the show. I heard she loves to play guitar, go talk to her ;)
 
I've been watching the stream for a while now. Kinda boring. Its only fun when they're messing with the two crazy girls, especially Nick with the 50 y/o, it's like he knows exactly what buttons to push to tease her. He's dealt with tons of milfs and gilfs in the antique and car sale days, now he's takin it all out on this one lol
I'm gonna sound crazy but hear me out. I think the drugged up homeless chick was doing a bit or acting. She said earlier on on the stream that she's mates with Julian and later on she said she's a fan of Sam Hyde. It's too good to be true for her to be that much of a freak, which is a bit shit.
 
I'm gonna sound crazy but hear me out. I think the drugged up homeless chick was doing a bit or acting. She said earlier on on the stream that she's mates with Julian and later on she said she's a fan of Sam Hyde. It's too good to be true for her to be that much of a freak, which is a bit shit.
Nah man, she looks like the real deal. Julian prob got her in the show exactly because she's not an act. I don't doubt she knew what sam does, she prob did it for the money
 
I like how Nick is hiding his face it makes me think he's afraid of losing customers for his antiques business. Side note, I ran into a guy in Nick's merch today and he had better physiognomy than the guy I met wearing Sam's merch.
Nick's and even Charls' fans seem to have their lives more put together than Sam's fans. I love them all but Nick is the most normal out of all three, for better or worse
 
Nick's and even Charls' fans seem to have their lives more put together than Sam's fans. I love them all but Nick is the most normal out of all three, for better or worse
Sam's fans are insufferable socially retarded /pol/fags, Charls fans are unmedicated schizophrenics and Nicks fans are semi normal people like Vance who are weird but can put on the appearance of being a normie.
 
I am a Thai prostitute,
I worked nights in Pattaya, when I first met Sam Hyde I was 14 year old.
He paid 5 doraru (9999999999 bath) to me for long time. He didn't pay the barfine and got raped in the ass by the ladyboys I think he knew what he was doing and he enjoyed it.
This is evidence the photo I took when he visited me in my village, that shed is where I lived my whole life and I worshipped 8 armed angry demon god because us chingchongs do be weird like that.

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shitposts like this are why I love this thread.
 
Wanted to share my all time favorite Nick moment from College Cunts. Nick is so fucking funny in this he totally dominates the whole video.
God I remember showing my dad that video and the part where he talks about fucking a girl with a tampon in and it getting muzzle loaded up inside her, and he started crying laughing and told me that happened to him when he was in college, it was a surreal moment...

This is my fav story from Nick I think, it's either this or the dealership story about paying Jesus 20k to kill someone with a cinderblock


I get this thread is supposed to be about Sam being a pedo, but all that Channing has done is make me rewatch a bunch of MDE and die laughing.
 
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