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If this isn't autism I don't know what is
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I'd like to talk about Matt Haslam / Professor Pride / Powered By Rainbows and a video of his that I came across, which I assume is fairly typical for his channel.

So, I'd come across a lot of split attraction model stuff on LGBT Tumblr a few years back. Most of the time, people deliniated sexual attraction from romantic attraction, usually in the context of asexual and aromantic people who could be said to lack one or the other. (If you don't know, don't ask.)

Sometimes a third part was added for platonic. And occasionally you'd get people creating hyper-specific labels to distinguish any of the above from sensual, aesthetic, and other types of attraction, but rarely ever elaborated on it much beyond that.

Enter this fucking guy.

Nothing of particular note about the first part, which is about gender, other than his definition of cisgender would imply that trans people become cis if they pass as their desired gender, and a passing reference to puberty blockers would suggest a large part of his target audience is underage, but on to:

What follows is an explanation about a SEVEN-PART split attraction model. Possibly the most autistic explanation I have ever seen, regarding love, of all things.

(Timestamp is 10:16, but the best part begins at 11:06)



It's like an alien blobman tried to derive the human concept of "love" from first principles, based a textbook it found that it can barely translate into its own language.

He concludes with an explanation of how much of a unique snowflake you are using some extremely far-fetched calculations.
Let's say there's only a million places you could place yourself on one of these spectrums and you have to define yourself in one of those million places. That same thing applies to all seven spectrums, by the way. And that means there is a one in 49 million chance of you and I having the same exact outcome to this worksheet.

Fucking retard did the maths wrong. It would appear that he multiplied 1,000,000 x 7 = 7,000,000 instead of doing 1,000,000 TO THE POWER OF 7.
Then he assumed that the odds of two given people having the same permutation would be 1 in the number of permutations squared, which is not true. It's just the number of permutations. No need to square it.

Then he somehow got 49,000,000 by squaring 7,000,000.

FYI, the correct answer is 1,000,000^7 = 10^42, or 1 with 42 zeroes after it.

He goes on to say:
The odds of you perfectly matching your two gender spectrums and seven orientation spectrums to someone else would be one in 19,600,000,000,000,000 people. This means, if there were a galaxy of Earths out there, filled with the same population of our planet Earth, my seven spectrums of orientation and my two spectrums of gender would only match perfectly with one other person in 2,481,012 planet Earths.

Wrong again. How he got this result is beyond me since the significant digits of 196 would suggest that he multiplied by 4 at some point, but I can't imagine why. Did he double it once for each of the gender spectrums he established earlier in the video? (one for gender presentation and one for identity)? At least he divided by 7.9 billion correctly.

But anyway, the correct answer is 1,000,000^(7+2) = 10^54. But no one cares or notices because you get a meaninglessly large number either way.

The guy looks like a nerd. Those of us who studied a STEM subject at university all had one classmate who looked just like him. So you assume he must at least be smart. Yet he makes at least FOUR glaring errors in an easy calculation and confidently gives you the wrong answer. He calls himself a professor. And his videos are shown in schools.

Remember when advocates of homosexuality were rock musicians and movie stars who did gay shit as part of their wild lifestyles? It was degenerate, sure, but at least there was a kind of dignity to their rebellion. And remember when activists for a cause were required to at least be somewhat smart about it? Nowadays, it's managerial class charisma-vacuums who do it because they literally cannot do a single other thing.

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Inb4 "if Bowie were born in this generation, he'd be doing the exact same thing"
Inb4 "both of these groups were promoted by the Jews"
So, the whole point of this exercise was for viewers to quantify their attraction on seven of these ternary plots (with attraction to non-binaries as the third variable) but he draws them all as circles. Ternary plots should be TRIANGLES, not circles. Everything outside the triangle is mathematically invalid since it would require percentages lower than zero.

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This is what a ternary plot is SUPPOSED to look like:

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And since every form of attraction is quantified by the same three variables – male, female, and non-binary – there's no reason you can't just mark all seven on the same plot (as in the above) and save yourself a whole lot of paper.
 
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Fat faggot reviews movies while knitting
(He looks like an eunuch)
Chemically castrated Chris
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World salad hides the real reason to avoid further embarrassment.
Controversy in question is actually his brother supporting AI Art : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiuCHqmUB0A
Jazza fans are lunatic troon "artists" so they were not happy with it.

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AI is a tool. It's up to individual users what to do with said tool, if they do anything at all. It can easily be ignored if you have enough of an individual talent and can market it as such.

I think you misspelled "Autists".
 
What a fuckin wake up call to even more faggotry in this world.
Watched an archive of Nov 7th's MATI stream and came to find out Nyan Cat (the Nyan Cat's channel) felt like posting a #freepalestine video after 12 years of inactivity.
Absolute fucking bollacks, fuck this tranny faggot. Can't have shit anymore without polititroondick shoved in it.
 
Wait what the fuck?
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The channel icon and name changed and now Nyan Cat's gone???

And all that's left is this link to donate to Palestinians here: https://www.pcrf.net/

What the fuck is this kike behavoir??

Edit: Wow okay, so I guess Chris Torres (creator of the pixel art for nyan cat) found out about this jewish political kikery and even he knew how fucking stupid this was and requested to strip the channel of any mention of Nyan Cat after their gay little video.
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I don't know much about him, but this was an absolutely based move on his part to not have Nyan Cat be assorted with such political faggotry, it SHOULD be enjoyed by anyone and everyone with no seperating of parties.

Also I found out the original channel owner gave the ownership away to means.tv, which is just another megacorp that's filled with faggot shit to appeal to progressive types, so I shouldn't have been too surprised that they pulled something like this after years of having Nyan Cat under their belt.
 
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Now I don't think it needs to be stated that the cryptid world is infested with lonely motherfuckers desperate for attention so that they'll feel heckin' valid about themselves, nor do I need to point out that it's also full of con artists exploiting very gullible boomers in a manner eerily similar to the qtard phenomena. I recently found this sad old boomer that is somewhere in between, shilling the notion that sasquatch are autistic. That is, the entire hypothetical species suffers from a brain abnormality that only afflicts humans. No, he does not try to rationalize this as some kind of evidence of sasquatch being missing links or some manner of pre-homnid, he just flat out states that bigfoot plays with toy trains and refuses to elaborate:
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You may be wondering why an old man would shill such an absurd idea, and taking a look at his declining popularity sheds light on his "logic":

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You can see that the only recent video he's that has gotten any attention is his clickbait documentary in the upper right corner, which is the kind of crap that makes up the eternal basic-bitch fodder of the cryptid world. The only other video to gain any traction is his autismo bigfoot series, and he's only doubled down on that bullshit in a desperate bid for attention in the six years since it's upload. As it turns out, any ancient youtuber will resort to retarded gimmicks for attention regardless of the subject of their channels and not just the passing fad types you normally see resort to such measures.
 
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youtube recommended a really weird lady who plays video games and talks about her cats. nearly 1,000 videos uploaded and they're almost all sub 100 views, with most significantly lower than that.



>coconut cake for dinner and desert
>fiber cos of flour, protein from the eggs
>has another ready to eat

yeah not too sure about that, love. Very bizarre channel.


idk i just felt compelled to share as people like this who chronically upload to the void fascinate me
 
Taking time off of public life was the best decision. Colleen is saying what she has to in order to get back in people's good graces.
 
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