🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Her underwear lie also implies that the thief took underwear on purpose. Most Amazon, and other packaging comes in bags or boxes without listing the contents. If Anna’s gigantic flag panties were stolen (X) it was unintentional, and the homeless who typically do this got the shock of their life. Those would not bring in even enough for a $2.00 bag of tranq, but maybe caused a few laughs down at the encampment.

Also, her apartment apparently sucks. She had a broken shower, then her sink fell out, then the power went out and panty thieves are lurking. Time to move Anna.
 
Her underwear lie also implies that the thief took underwear on purpose. Most Amazon, and other packaging comes in bags or boxes without listing the contents. If Anna’s gigantic flag panties were stolen (X) it was unintentional, and the homeless who typically do this got the shock of their life. Those would not bring in even enough for a $2.00 bag of tranq, but maybe caused a few laughs down at the encampment.

Also, her apartment apparently sucks. She had a broken shower, then her sink fell out, then the power went out and panty thieves are lurking. Time to move Anna.
Let's just stop the charade: She made up the story to lean into the feeder bait even harder. We've seen a pattern of her showing herself unable to fit into things, one of the classic sick tropes of feederism, and now she's just full on talking about stolen panties (hitting multiple other weird fetishes) and holding up a giant pair in the thumbnail.
 
Wow I'm shocked at how isolated this complex is. What are the odds of a rattlesnake bite / fall and nobody hears her hollerin' / pack of coyotes taking her out? I'm pondering my deathpool bets.

ETA: A horsekick stomp breaks the floor joist and she falls through like Rumplestiltskin and not a soul around to notice, this is a legitimate possible outcome.
You are forgetting one key element here, Jon is always there.
 
My building had a problem with package thieves last year, until the guy was caught on security cam and his picture posted everywhere. (Turned out it was actually a delivery guy!)

You'd go in the stairwell and find packages torn apart and tons of low/no value stuff, like a cheap mouse pad, or dozens of kid sized socks, strewn about everywhere. He was obviously looking for stuff with resale value. (Also meal kits got stolen, and those are clearly branded, so obviously the thief ate them.)

Nobody has ever stolen a package of underwear on purpose. Not even a glamorous fat lady influencer's. If she actually thought that was true, she'd be creeped the hell out.
 
She’s a liar. A fibber really, the lonely unhappy fat girl spinning nonsense claims for attention. Her development really was arrested at age 11.

Her complex is up an isolated drive:
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With no other buildings or businesses by it:
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You’d have to purposefully go up to the Saint June, park in front of the locker shack:
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And luck into the one time the power happened to be down, the packages are unattended*, and lift the very one full of 5XL polyester panties.

Sure.

*In these complexes with the delivery lockers, in my experience they are not left unattended even when the power is down. When this has happened, they’re put in the management office since lost or stolen packages is a nightmare for the property managers to deal with and provides negative PR.

But we all know her package was never stolen, just like at her other homes when she claimed the same story, several times now.
Imagine going to the trouble of stealing a package from the mailroom of a luxury hipster apartment complex, only to realize upon opening it that the purloined box contains a thousand dollars' worth of size XXXXXXL polyester underpants. It would be enough to scare even the most inveterate kleptomaniac into righteous living.
 
There's a sign hanging above the door that says Jones. I'm pretty sure that's Tracey's last name, and those look like the fancy dumbbells she just bought. So Anna must be staying in NM to ruin Tracey's family's Thanksgiving.

Whatever happened last year at Christmas with Daddy o'Brien and Creepy Sherry must have really pissed Anna off. She hasn't been to Ohio at all this year (I don't think). If she has lost so much weight like she says, wouldn't she want to go and show it off and prove her haydur family wrong? I could be wrong since US Thanksgiving is still two days away and she might make an appearance after all.
 

WHAT I'M EATING ....​

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Eyebrows with a side of shill.
Bonus points for totally shitfaced.
She really exposed herself as having an addiction some really unhealthy relationship with food. It’s clear she eats for dopamine when she speaks so much about needing variety and her obsession with snacks… it’s a foreign concept to eat the same foods over and over, like most of us do. The only foods she didn’t get sick of were the spicy sweet chips and chicken and waffles- salty and super sweet hyper palatable foods that give her enough stimulation that she wants to keep eating them.
It was also really interesting that she mentioned her cravings for sugar made her feel like she “needs” the sugar and is not eating it for enjoyment. Clearly, she is trying to replace all her unhealthy eating habits just by finding these processed replacements rather than addressing the underlying issues.

Sidenote I’ve tried a lot of these because of intense morning sickness while having to maintain a high calorie, high protein and low sugar diet and most of the bars are sickeningly sweet, get really stuck in your teeth, and as many people have pointed out, are NOT low calorie. Really curious what she does for training and what she eats for her actual meals because this gives the impression she is snacking all day long.
 
It has been said before, but is she a food influencer, a travel influencer, or a fashion influencer? She should just pick one instead of half-assing all three.

edit: spelling
 
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This was the caption for the earlier food video.
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This was the caption for the earlier food video.
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Reviews on that place are mixed. Stupidly expensive and small servings even for a Momofuku adjacent place. Momofuku is David Chang's famous Korean American brand and I guess the wine curator and owner is a former Momofuku guy.

Most of the reviews mentioned that to actually get fed you have to spend well over what Anna did. It shows how stupid and ignorant Anna is that she labelled it "authentic" when it's not, at all (whatever "authentic" even means, it's certainly not a fusion place).

They are mixing New American with Korean, like Chang did.
 
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She’s just using this as an excuse to overindulge while claiming she’s on her “health journey.” If Anna were more normal weight, I probably wouldn’t think much of it since that would be a sign she knows how to portion things out. The way she talks in the caption sounds like she’s recovering from anorexia or something. I’d be more impressed if she went to a restaurant and shared an entree with someone, only got water, and skipped dessert.
 
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