Santa Null is ready for your wishes, dear kiwis

[Garamok]

Santa Null: "Hello my sweet Kiwi. You've been really a good Kiwi this year, what do you wish for?"

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

I wish for you to ban Room again because I think it would be really funny

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Cancer for all the children.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

For every deathfat to finally bite the big one.

 

[PonderosaPete]

The biggest fucking dab on everyone who considers themselves enemies of the farms

 

[Migraine Box]

TTD

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That Cobra finds Puff alive and well. TMDWU.

 

[BirdUp]

ban @Bargain Bin Laden

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Dear Santa Null,

I've been really good this year and here is my list
1. Give BossmanJack a contract with a nice shady casino so he never goes away.
2. A sturdy bucket for Joh and Polissa
3. This is most important. Bring back the poor dead alpacas from the tranch and give them a good life.
Thanks Santa!

 

[R00T]

All I want for christmas is for you to acknowledge Hanukkah.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

A gun, a getaway car and someone who can drive and asks no questions.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I want Null to be strapped onto a chair like Clockwork Orange and be made to watch anime

EDIT: Made to watch Rent-A-Girlfriend specifically and see if he can last 3 seconds without screaming

 

[Garamok]

I want Null to be strapped onto a chair like Clockwork Orange and be made to watch anime

and it should be streamed so we can all enjoy his suffering and angry comments whenever an Anime girl with big boobs hops into the scene or two fighters have 10min long monologues about their life stories.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Some good ol fashioned transgender porn.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I want Russell Greer and his retardation to become common knowledge.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle.

 

[internet friend]

I don't ask for much, just a "Doubt" sticker

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Oh Great & Powerful Santa Null, please bring about the 6th great extinction event. Cleanse the Earth so that the next great revolution of the wheel of life on this planet may turn again.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I don't ask for much, just a "Doubt" sticker

I just want ALL of the stickers to actually work, especially the "DRINK!" sticker.