The Game Awards 2023 (December 7) - watch Spider man 2 win everything.

The fact that Hogwarts Legacy didn't even get 1 nomination but Goodbye Volcano High did just goes to show that trannies are in control of everything. Also, lmao Alan Woke 2 and Soyderman 2 got GOTY nominations was to be expected.
 
The only thing I would have nominated Starfield for is the soundtrack, and it's not even nominated. And yeah, AC6 not being a GOTY contender is pretty shitty.
 
There must be a mistake. I don't see Beetle Adventure Racing here anywhere.
 
The fact that Hogwarts Legacy didn't even get 1 nomination but Goodbye Volcano High did just goes to show that trannies are in control of everything. Also, lmao Alan Woke 2 and Soyderman 2 got GOTY nominations was to be expected.
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Does anyone have an extreme visceral horror reaction to the faces of the creatures in that? Zero hyperbole for real, that is one of the most disgusting and horrifying things I've ever seen. I'm not even sure why.

The only thing I would have nominated Starfield for is the soundtrack, and it's not even nominated. And yeah, AC6 not being a GOTY contender is pretty shitty.
Due in part to that, for the first hour or two of gameplay it seemed like it was going to be something special. Then the rest of the game is like a 3 out 10 at best.
 
Obviously these awards are fake and gay, but some observations:

Pizza Tower only being in the debut indie, when Dredge is in both categories is a big lol. Pizza Tower got more attention than every other game in both lists combined.

Despite how much you'll get people here bitching about Baldur's Gate 3 and some of it's wokeish elements, and if you check the BG3 thread you'll see I did too just not to the shcizo levels of others, it absolutely deserves the win over the other games and it isn't particularly close. Resident Evil 4 is a fucking remake, Alan Wake is literally an lol who cares, Tears of the Kingdom would probably win if it weren't for BG3 but it is also too similar to BotW, Wonder is fine but it's a basic 2d platformer despite it's presentation and isn't really any kind of step forward. Spiderman is of course the uber-woke, Triple A slop that offers nothing that you have to fear might win because Sony and Disney will give them the most money. BG3 actually has the choice, presntation, polish and is different enough to where it's basically like Elden Ring last year - where it's the year defining game and not letting it win would would be to bright a spotlight on the fact your whole operation is completley illigitimate. They wanted like hell to give it to God of War last year, and they want like hell to give it to Spiderman this year but doing so would just be too mask off.

Starfield not getting anything is funny, and hopefully it is possible for such a snub (even in imaginationland) to make Todd and his grifters rethink their shit before they ruin Elder Scrolls 6.

Snoot Game being far better than Goodbye Volcano High which is a disaster by all accounts and still getting nominated for something is fucking hilarious.

Hogwarts Legacy being snubbed is obviously political BS, but it also isn't really that great of a game and probably wouldn't deserve to be on the GotY nominations... then again, probably better than Spiderman 2 so it probably would be if it weren't for Rowling Derangement Syndrome.

All the categories people care less about will of course be swept by the corporate shill games.
 
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Starfield not getting anything is funny, and hopefully it is possible for such a snub (even in imaginationland) to make Todd and his grifters rethink their shit before they ruin Elder Scrolls 6.
Fallout 4 didn't win GoTY in 2015 and that didn't change a thing, they still even released a Game of the Year edition.
 
A bit off topic but I think we'll get some news on the DLC FromSoft has been developing for Elden Ring. They announced AC6 at the game awards last year so maybe we'll get a trailer for that this year. I think they also announced Elden Ring itself at a game awards one year but don't quote me on that.
 
Best Adaptation
  • Castlevania: Nocturne (Powerhouse Animation/Netflix)
  • Gran Turismo (PlayStation Productions/Sony Pictures)
  • The Last of Us (PlayStation Productions/HBO)
  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Illumination/Nintendo/Universal Pictures)
  • Twisted Metal (PlayStation Productions/Peacock)
Now thinking about it, how did FNAF not get on this list?
 
Baldur’s Gate 3 may have had bestiality but it also had Shadowheart who I would have sex with, and every other game in the Awards Nominations list didn’t, so it should win by default.

On a more serious note, most of these picks are by a “commitee” most likely bought out by sponsors with maybe a few actual good games thrown in. That’s why LOU2 won in GOTY and Ghosts of Tsushima won player’s choice in 2020, because only the limpdicked they/them gaming urnalists thought Noel Cuckmann’s fanfic tier game was an utter masterpiece. Every sensible person thought it was shit. I seriously can’t believe people thought Alan Wake 2 was any good at all, you played as some random black woman while the real Alan was stuck somewhere because he wasn’t diverse enough for the modern Triple A developers.
 
Now thinking about it, how did FNAF not get on this list?
That’s a good question. From what I’ve heard Grand Turismo was utterly mediocre. It makes the conspiracy theorist in me wonder if Sony is slipping a little extra into their tithe to the Dorito Pope because a lot of these sus entries are all related to Sony in some way.
 
who the fuck are they
Ironmouse is a Peurto-rican v-tuber who is probably a “she”.

Peoplemakegames is one of those free Palestine retards who talks about muh corporate exploitation.

Quackity is some spic.

I’m pretty sure Spreen is gay.

SypherPK is Palestinian. (Because of fucking course)

So yeah they check all the boxes.
 
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