🐮 Lolcow Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

[Positron]

Yeah, he's not ignorant at all. He intentionally white knights a very specific type of vile cow. He's not at all interested in the troubled ones who could probably benefit from a little bit of help, he only wants to play Crusader Kengle to the irretrievably broken drama whores. It makes sense in a way because he'd get no attention himself if he wasn't aligning himself with attention seekers. There's no "pay off" for him in helping people who actually improve their lives with a little help.

It seems Kengle is on an Oppression Quest for himself, always on the lookout for the vilest, most despicable beasts to white knight and financially support, beasts that will invariably despise and spit on him. He is the perfect Ally, because being abused is what gives his life a meaning.

I wonder if he ever reminiscence on the days when he was merely a creeper of Gloria Tesch. Tesch maybe nuts but she is at least designed to be crept on.

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"Alpha Transgendered"
Oh no Kengle, do you kiss you mom with that mouth?
The past-participle form "transgendered" is absolutely haram among the trannied.

 

[CatParty]

"As a mother who is married to her teenaged sons friend"
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I love how Kengle refers to Null as "Joshua", because he so wants to be his father figure.

Petition to rename @Null to Joshua

 

[Picklechu]

Kengle has probably rubbed his dick raw because a lolcow (even if it's just Raven) is willingly interacting with him.

 

[MMX]

I love how Kengle refers to Null as "Joshua", because he so wants to be his father figure.

Hes building a sitcom family
Kenny and CWC are the parents
Pixy and gloria are the two very different daughters and Null is the the rebellious son
Which makes phil the neighbour kid that never leaves.

 

[repentance]

I love how Kengle refers to Null as "Joshua", because he so wants to be his father figure.

He's just trying to be intimidating by using Null's real name. He's too fucking stupid to realise that it only makes him look like a wanker given how long Null's personal details have been public information.

 

[MMX]

Yeah, he's not ignorant at all. He intentionally white knights a very specific type of vile cow. He's not at all interested in the troubled ones who could probably benefit from a little bit of help, he only wants to play Crusader Kengle to the irretrievably broken drama whores. It makes sense in a way because he'd get no attention himself if he wasn't aligning himself with attention seekers. There's no "pay off" for him in helping people who actually improve their lives with a little help.

Pretty much
The kenny friendship cycle goes this way

1: Kenny courts a lolcow
2: Kenny works out hes fucking boring and that the cow has zero interest in being his friend so buys the cows love with money or supporting their cause
3: Kenny makes dull and offtopic posts on their facebook wall and is mostly forgotten
4: Kenny works out his new friends are basically fucking boring with a little prodding so he will try and create drama
5: He pisses the cow off and gets blocked or it goes to far and kengle removes the cow to distance himself from fallout

 

[Peace and Harmony]

@jenffer a jay Congrats, your drawing stirred the autistic giant!

Internet vigilante Kengle blasts threatening messages to poor Josh at 3 in the morning. What happened to the days when Ken was creating support groups to help victims of cyberbullying? Are they really so far behind us?

Spoiler: DOUBLE ENHANCE

EDIT: The amazing thing is that Ken used the exact same logic to exonerate himself of Chris getting his ass thrown in jail at his behest, except that in this case Nool makes sense and Ken is just fucked in the head.

 

[MMX]

Remember folks

Kengle considers him goofing and doxxing his ex-wife to us HARASSMENT even when we dint do nuffin and agreed to leave her out of this.
But poor mama null is far game.

 

[repentance]

I'm assuming Kengle doesn't actually have kids and doesn't understand that the implied threat behind the "your poor mother" shit rarely works because most parents will respond with "bring it, cunt" rather than "you'll have to move out because these morons are making my life difficult".

 

[MMX]

I'm assuming Kengle doesn't actually have kids and doesn't understand that the implied threat behind the "your poor mother" shit rarely works because most parents will respond with "bring it, cunt" rather than "you'll have to move out because these morons are making my life difficult".

Kengle has no children
His wife likely used him for a visa and the only person we know who "rode the k-train" was the hooker he lost his virginity to.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Gutless coward and shameless misogynist Kenneth Englehardt does not even flinch at the thought of dragging Noll's innocent mother into his autistic slapfight.

 

[MMX]

Gutless coward and shameless misogynist Kenneth Englehardt does not even flinch at the thought of dragging Noll's innocent mother into his autistic slapfight.

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Toby seems like a wise and reasonable gent
I cant wait till kengle ignores him or raven shouts him down

 

[Chan the Wizard]

What page is Kenny's ex-wife's dox on or can someone repost them?

 

[CatParty]

What page is Kenny's ex-wife's dox on or can someone repost them?

@Smutley

 

[chimpburgers]

For everyone's convenience and because Kengle's such an ass now:

 

[MMX]

What page is Kenny's ex-wife's dox on or can someone repost them?

Kengles heartsweet

Kengle please note
I know who your wife is
I know were she is
But i have zero interaction or fucks
The only reason i know this is because you done goofed and left it in plain sight.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember the days when Kengle's lolcowdom was questioned?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Ya Kenny tag CWC in your fucking brain-dead group, he's sure to come to your rescue at Sonichu speed, fucking twat

 

[HickoryDickory]

Kengle was Facebook "friends", that doesn't make them real friends... I'm starting to think that Kengle needs a handler.

 

[chimpburgers]

I can't wait to see this bullshit end up just like OnionFarms and Spergweb in another week or so. This Kengle is so annoying he deserves what's coming to him.