Channel Awesome / TGWTG general (& ex-contributors) - Dying Gay Review Website

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Johan Hulth]

PU Roses now doing OnlyFans. Results about as grim as expected, thankfully not too explicit:

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[Polexia Aphrodisia]

How much of a sad cumbrained simp do you have to be to pay for shit that's less explicit than what you'd get on an HBO show?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

PU Roses now doing OnlyFans. Results about as grim as expected, thankfully not too explicit:

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Something in the third picture looks weird, like her head proportions are different (more boxy) while everywhere else her head is more round. I expect some AI shenanigans, what's the current count of CA personal that became literal whores?

 

[Johan Hulth]

Something in the third picture looks weird, like her head proportions are different (more boxy) while everywhere else her head is more round. I expect some AI shenanigans, what's the current count of CA personal that became literal whores?

I dunno I think she just has a weird tall head. I'm guessing she's the type to be morally against such things, and surely if she was 'shopping she'd do something about her pancake, Hank Hill looking ass:

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[BrunoMattei]

PU Roses now doing OnlyFans. Results about as grim as expected, thankfully not too explicit:

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I like it!

The bottom right one is good. And her ass is "okay." NB4 Beauty Parlor spergs unironically do their mean girl shit and go on and on about "Ew, gross pale skin and grandma glasses!"

 

[ShitLurker]

PU Roses now doing OnlyFans. Results about as grim as expected, thankfully not too explicit:

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Oof. She always seemed "unstable" in the best of times and I haven't seen any video from her for a decade, so I can imagine how unhinged she must be now. Clearly the efame ain't working out of she's whoring herself out. It may be tame right now, but give her a year and a couple of simps with loose wallets and it will get ugly fast.

 

[Johan Hulth]

The bottom right one is good. And her ass is "okay." NB4 Beauty Parlor spergs unironically do their mean girl shit and go on and on about "Ew, gross pale skin and grandma glasses!"

Meh. I mean if she put in a bit more effort on the hair & make-up at least, flattering lighting..? Doesn't need to be Helmut Newton, but y'know just something the doesn't look like telemedicine.

Remember watching her back in the day and thinking she was a genuine dork, in the best way for reviewing old games. Was fairly endearing as far as Channel 'tism went. Then she became a wokescold bore like so many, and now she's getting her flappers out at 40?! She doesn't look her age, I'll give her that. Just hadn't predicted this for her, but I guess all the suicidegirls aspirations were in there in the beginning.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Meh. I mean if she put in a bit more effort on the hair & make-up at least, flattering lighting..? Doesn't need to be Helmut Newton, but y'know just something the doesn't look like telemedicine.

I know, looking at a fairly average-looking woman is just too horrifying to withstand. Every woman needs to be 10/10 and look amazing at all times.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I know, looking at a fairly average-looking woman is just too horrifying to withstand. Every woman needs to be 10/10 and look amazing at all times.

If you want strangers on the internet to give you tons of money you fucking better look 10/10.

 

[BrunoMattei]

If you want strangers on the internet to give you tons of money you fucking better look 10/10.

Hey man, if I want to jerk off to her OnlyFans then no one is going to stop me!

 

[Johan Hulth]

I know, looking at a fairly average-looking woman is just too horrifying to withstand. Every woman needs to be 10/10 and look amazing at all times.

Holy fucking strawman. No one is telling her to get off the internet for not being Cindy Crawford, just pointing out some low effort content and the weirdness of it all

 

[Random Internet Person]

If you want strangers on the internet to give you tons of money you fucking better look 10/10.

I always thought you could get away with being an 8 1/2 at the lowest. I guess things have changed.

 

[mlanguishi]

I always thought you could get away with being an 8 1/2 at the lowest. I guess things have changed.

Oddly enough PUR aged probably the best out of all of them. I showed someone that didn't know her one of her pics and he said 'too young for me', thinking she was in her mid 20s.

On the other extreme is ol' Marzgurl who is actually a few years younger than PUR but looks at least a dozen years older, maybe more. I'm not sure where or if there's much of a dividing line on the 10 scale, but it's somewhere between those two. Marz literally can't get over $7 after a few months on Patreon, and if she tried to use sex appeal any she'd get even less. Both of them are psychos to avoid no matter their looks, and in very different ways too. PUR is constantly drama and happy best day to worst day ever back and forth. Which might be better to deal with than Marz's constant PMS bitch from hell ways.

Then again I've seen some damn near Trucel 2's get a pretty decent following from just pure GOTIS alone.

 

[TVB]

Hey man, if I want to jerk off to her OnlyFans then no one is going to stop me!

You're one sick bastard

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I know, looking at a fairly average-looking woman is just too horrifying to withstand.

Actual guys (not simps) realistically want a Modestly Hot Woman to get them through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.

I could see how those tatoos would be a turn-off for some people though

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

From what I understand about Onlyfans most of the guys are looking for some shred of human connection. The most successful girls are able to seem like they care about whoever sends them the appropriate amount of money.

And being physically attractive obviously doesn't hurt.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

From what I understand about Onlyfans most of the guys are looking for some shred of human connection. The most successful girls are able to seem like they care about whoever sends them the appropriate amount of money.

And being physically attractive obviously doesn't hurt.

It's basically modern day whores for people too socially awkward to just go and fuck a real one.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Oddly enough PUR aged probably the best out of all of them. I showed someone that didn't know her one of her pics and he said 'too young for me', thinking she was in her mid 20s.

On the other extreme is ol' Marzgurl who is actually a few years younger than PUR but looks at least a dozen years older, maybe more. I'm not sure where or if there's much of a dividing line on the 10 scale, but it's somewhere between those two. Marz literally can't get over $7 after a few months on Patreon, and if she tried to use sex appeal any she'd get even less. Both of them are psychos to avoid no matter their looks, and in very different ways too. PUR is constantly drama and happy best day to worst day ever back and forth. Which might be better to deal with than Marz's constant PMS bitch from hell ways.

Then again I've seen some damn near Trucel 2's get a pretty decent following from just pure GOTIS alone.

I can't believe she's older than Marzgurl and yet Marzgurl looks easily 20 years older.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Oddly enough PUR aged probably the best out of all of them. I showed someone that didn't know her one of her pics and he said 'too young for me', thinking she was in her mid 20s.

On the other extreme is ol' Marzgurl who is actually a few years younger than PUR but looks at least a dozen years older, maybe more. I'm not sure where or if there's much of a dividing line on the 10 scale, but it's somewhere between those two. Marz literally can't get over $7 after a few months on Patreon, and if she tried to use sex appeal any she'd get even less. Both of them are psychos to avoid no matter their looks, and in very different ways too. PUR is constantly drama and happy best day to worst day ever back and forth. Which might be better to deal with than Marz's constant PMS bitch from hell ways.

Then again I've seen some damn near Trucel 2's get a pretty decent following from just pure GOTIS alone.

So I thought Roses was the same age as Doug and Spoony from some things she's said about her childhood, which I may be misremembering, and assumed she was over 40 now. But nope, apparently she was born in 85 so she's a year younger than Lindsay. Also apparently Kaylyn was born in 86. And despite all being around the same age, Roses looks way younger than them, to the point where you could probably tell people Lindsay and Kaylyn are a decade older than Sarah and they'd believe you.

What I've also always found funny was that Sarah was pretty much buried after she joined TGWTG because Michaud didn't like her for some reason, and yet she was the second most popular female contributor to the site behind Lindsay. She's even beating other main guys like Linkara these days just by talking about Goosebumps and Murder She Wrote.