💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[ColinQuinnsStent]

So Nick is scheduled to appear on a dungeons and dragons stream tomorrow with Eric July's best friend Jeremy Griggs of Geeks and Gamers notoriety, who had this to say about the drama:

But don't expect Nick to show up, using the convenient excuse that he was drinking and streaming with his boyfriend all night.

Edit with link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0D1lx9czvY

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

"Josh doesn't understand people"
"Josh is scared of his forum"
"Josh pushes people away"
Fucking hell Nick you're an insufferable cunt, I used to enjoy your content but you're just a two faced insufferable cunt.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

"Josh pushes people away"

I would push people away too if they are coming at me with a balldo.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Nick and Dick moral fagging over Riley should be shot is fucking gay, its simple, he is Riley and deserves the worst fate, he should have been non-lethally shot, and then after all the surgery and shit, properly trespassed and stabbed in a Texas jail, never to be seen again.

Alternatively if he dies in the desert on the way home and we never hear from him again that would also suffice.

 

[mfalkner]

Nick and Dick moral fagging over Riley should be shot is fucking gay, its simple, he is Riley and deserves the worst fate, he should have been non-lethally shot, and then after all the surgery and shit, properly trespassed and stabbed in a Texas jail, never to be seen again.

Alternatively if he dies in the desert on the way home and we never hear from him again that would also suffice.

Watching dick pretend to care about kids is fuckin bizarre

 

[insensitive]

This shitshow is going on well past 5 am and Rekieta legit just can't shut the fuck up

 

[AltisticRight]

Books are one of these annoying things that aren't large but quite bulky in terms of its raw mass. It would cost that much to send a moderately sized book overseas. Most couriers determine the cost based on which is greater, by volume or by mass.

That's why it costs $400 to send a big empty box of air overseas versus the same box of books.

In other words, it appears that Balldo never had a real job.

Look at how comically small his head is. The only people I know who takes gym selfies are women and gay men.

Nick and Dick moral fagging over Riley should be shot is fucking gay, its simple, he is Riley and deserves the worst fate, he should have been non-lethally shot, and then after all the surgery and shit, properly trespassed and stabbed in a Texas jail, never to be seen again.

Would be funny if he's shot and would be funnier if the execution was livestreamed. Riley also purchased one of Ethan Ralph's "Broke Dick Farms" shirt and wore it. That's how much of a loser he is.

 

[SargonF00t]

Riley also purchased one of Ethan Ralph's "Broke Dick Farms" shirt and wore it. That's how much of a loser he is.

He is though, one hell of a singer

 

[Armitage]

Jesus, he has been going for 4 hours now and he really still sounds so angry. He really seems extremely upset about the practicing comment as he really seems angry that someone disagrees with his legal argument. Jesus, just the simple fact that he gets angry someone disagrees with his law argument shows how terrible a lawyer he is.

He really focuses on how much of a better lawyer he is than the lawyers that Eric July has, this is hilarious. Everyone knows how terrible a lawyer he is, he cannot do adequate legal reasoning and never really was very good.

Edit: Oh this is hilarious, he is throwing the alcohol on himself, he is so drunk
Edit2: He doesn't even notice that his shoulder has been wet for the last 10 minutes or so

 

[Captain Manning]

Jesus, he has been going for 4 hours now and he really still sounds so angry. He really seems extremely upset about the practicing comment as he really seems angry that someone disagrees with his legal argument. Jesus, just the simple fact that he gets angry someone disagrees with his law argument shows how terrible a lawyer he is.

Well, what the fuck does he expect? He legit hasn't practiced in a fairly long time, it was mostly stupid nickle and dime crap in the ass end of Minnesota, and he was trying to lecture July about Texas (which he isn't licensed to practice in). Even if July were wrong about everything concerning what happened with Riley, he'd still be a complete dumbass to listen to Nick here. Hell, listening to Ty Beard would at least make more sense because Ty ACTUALLY IS licensed in Texas.

Nick is a childish idiot.

Edit: Oh this is hilarious, he is throwing the alcohol on himself, he is so drunk
Edit2: He doesn't even notice that his shoulder has been wet for the last 10 minutes or so

As if @elb didn't have her work cut out for her enough for all the stuff that happened the other night. Poor girl. We love you, @elb.

 

[BelUwUga]

Now the Balldope will lead us in a traditional Cuckaukar chant:

Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. I did not go to Hedoniiiiissssmmmm...
Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. I DID PRACTICE LAAAWWW!
Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. We ARE NOT Swingerrrrrrsss...
Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. Jooossshhhh iisss Aaaaauuuttttiiisssttiiccccc!

 

[wilji1090]

Dick just joined and admitted to trying to ruin Eric's business.

Please tell me someone got that clip because I got a feeling some people might be a bit upset over that being out there…

 

[AbbozzoCarta]

Which is larger, Eric's detractor list or Nick's list of bulls?

 

[RotPockets]

He really focuses on how much of a better lawyer he is than the lawyers that Eric July has, this is hilarious. Everyone knows how terrible a lawyer he is, he cannot do adequate legal reasoning and never really was very good.

If he was a decent attorney he would have represented himself. Even he knows he is shit at PRACTICING law, maybe someday he will commit. Sad drunk half man dancing in the shadow of his father’s wallet, you can buy accolades but you’ll never be a serious man.

 

[wilji1090]

Which is larger, Eric's detractor list or Nick's list of bulls?

Pretty sure they’re the same people

 

[East_Clintwood]

If he was a decent attorney he would have represented himself.

Nah even for a lolsuit the smart thing to do was hire another lawyer, there's a reason the old adage "A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client" exists. The real problem is in hiring an overpriced, out of state shyster to make specious arguments, instead of finding a reasonably priced, competent, local attorney. You know the kind of easily networked thing any lawyer who isn't an insufferable twat-waffle who's pissed off the entire local legal community, should have been able to do in an afternoon.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Nick is not going to be able to survive the mockery that'll happen if he loses to Monty. If someone calling him a non-practicing lawyer makes him visibly seethe, he is going to have public breakdowns when people keep superchatting "pay monty lol".

 

[newuser131]

nick rekieta is a lawyer is the equivalent as keffels is a women.

rekieta graduated from a two bit college, which, he himself said was easy to get through. he was a criminal defense attorney that never did trials. he settled out of court. he claims as wins, but these are settlements. he never got an acquittal. can a defense attorney who never when to trial really claim any authority on being a lawyer? just because keffals has a stick ditch doesn't make him a women. just because rekieta has a lawyer degree does not make him a "lawyer".

nick, you will never be a lawyer.

 

[Mango Cobra]

If someone calling him a non-practicing lawyer makes him visibly seethe

I like how Nick will rant about how "I never did a show about being a lawyer who explained things! You guys were all halicinating, I've always just been talking about balldos!" but when someone says "Okay, well you suck at being a lawyer who explains things" he spends hours upon hours seething and getting drunker and drunker.
Like, pick one, retard.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

He only has a much older sister (I doxxed her in this thread) who many specualate is his father's daughter from another relationship/marriage.

She lives in South/Central America and works/owns a fitness/yoga/spiritualist studio instructor. She had a daughter who is mid to late 20's who had coloured hair at one point.

I place my money on parents taking kids if something went south, or the wife's large and seemingly normal family.

so both kids are shit/were taught to follow their passions instead of getting a career.

Because we live in a world of trade-offs, a world of “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” I didn’t claim that O’Keefe hasn’t made exceptionally valuable contributions to the pursuit of truth. But the fact is the man’s been living in a glass house for well over a decade. It was only a matter of time before it caught up with him. He’s had his uses and I hope he continues to bust those who deserve to be busted. But falsifying expenses for a 501(c)(3) is an almost guaranteed ticket to deserved shame. My sympathy has many more deserving recipients than this shyster.

Of course THIS is Nick’s hero, along with Vito and Dax.

pretty sure OKeefe is your hero too considering you trick people into believing bullshit with edited photos and he does it with edited videos.