🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT HEARING?

  • Continued

    Votos: 97 19.6%
  • Sent to Rehab

    Votos: 88 17.7%
  • Released with time served and a new stack of probation

    Votos: 116 23.4%
  • Sentenced to enjoy prison for offline gamba

    Votos: 195 39.3%

  • Total de votantes
    496
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Kill RATS. Behead RATS. Roundhouse kick a RAT into the concrete. Slam dunk a RAT baby into the trashcan. Crucify RATATOULLE RATS. Defecate in a RATS food. Launch RATS into the sun. Stir fry RATS in a wok. Toss RATS into active volcanoes. Urinate into a RATS gas tank. Judo throw RATS into a wood chipper. Twist RATS heads off. Report RATS to the Jannies. Karate chop RATS in half. Curb stomp retarded nigger RATS. Trap RATS in quicksand. Crush RATS in the trash compactor. Liquefy RATS in a vat of acid. Eat RATS. Dissect RATS. Exterminate RATS in the gas chamber. Stomp RAT skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate RATS in the oven. Lobotomize RATS. Mandatory abortions for RATS. Grind RATATOULLE fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown RATS in fried chicken grease. Vaporize RATS with a ray gun. Kick old RATS down the stairs. Feed RATS to alligators. Slice RATS with a katana.

Thread PSA to report retarded niggers like @xMasCrack and the retard last week that sent Austin a pizza. Austin is a gamblingbrained moron, he's doing a good enough job on his own of comedically ruining his life and doesn't need help from unfunny spergs who are even more pathetic than him.
 
Again' I didnt ask nor do I care.
I care about you and your journey bro, you can tell us how the Bossman beat you over and over in runescape and took all your gold and you've been his #1 aylawg since then.
Come on that's the story everyone wants to hear, drop the :juice: dude!
 
Yes, kick and twitch subs pay him monthly. He would have a stable income and be able to live on his own if he wasn't a gambling and drug addict
His income isn't stable at all. The most stable source is the stake sponsorship which pays him $200 a day. Even there he has to reach out to his sponsor every couple of weeks when his reload/sponsor expire so they can renew it for another 2 weeks. At any time they could pull the plug on the sponsorship.

His sub revenue is even worse. He doesn't have many self subscribed viewers. Maybe 50 or so that sub themselves and stay subbed. The majority come from gifted which can be volatile. He was down to 120 subs before someone gifted him hundreds.
He has to rely on a few people to gift him a lot otherwise than also falls off.
 
I haven't seen anyone do the math on these stats so here it is:

BOSSMANJACK'S POG AS A BITCH GAMBLING STATS
Bets
Wins
Losses
Win%
Loss%
W:L Ratio
Pushes
Push%
Wagered
Estimated Loss
79,326​
13,300​
64,644​
16.77%​
81.49%​
1:4.86​
1,382​
1.74%​
$1,379,520.25
$1,124,171.05
19,614​
3,034​
16,312​
15.47%​
83.17%​
1:5.38​
268​
1.37%​
$331,320.29
$275,559.09
16,649​
3,205​
13,286​
19.25%​
79.80%​
1:4.15​
158​
0.95%​
$575,534.52
$459,276.55
5,308​
898​
4,329​
16.92%​
81.56%​
1:4.82​
81​
1.53%​
$124,016.68
$101,148.00
Totals
120,897
20,437
98,571
1,889
$2,410,391.74
$1,960,154.69
Averages
16.90%
81.53%
1:4.82
1.56%
I calculated estimated loss by multiplying the Wagered column value by the corresponding Loss% column value. Take this value with a big grain of salt as individual wagers vary wildly in size.
If you want me to add another metric just ask and I'll update the table.

Also if anyone knows what each of the units are for the Wagered column please let me know and I'll update it
 
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Hes a pedophile. He sent video of him jerking off to "underage girls" on snapchat lmao.
Clearly you haven't lurked at all to know what other horrifying, disgusting lolcows I am referring to.
Have you not seen his snapchat leak video of him literally jerking his meat in his parents bed to send to a underage girl?
I'm late, but like others said post the proof.
Here you retard niggers go BMJ got catfished by a "16 year old female" jerks off in own parents bed.

Oh wait, you did. Except you did not upload it to the site and streamable already struck down the video. Thanks for nothing, I guess.
Na i'm chilling I thought this was how you interact on here.
Alright, I caught up to the most current page. Could you please leave your rage at the door? You are actively derailing the thread. Please lurk more. You clearly have no idea how the site culture works. Go peep your head into some horrorcows like Nick Bates and Vito. Maybe you'd have a better understanding for the levels of fucked that have been documented on the site. Hell, the Zoodasist stuff would do too.
What is with moral-fagging MATI autist like @xMasCrack that have to make every lolcow literally Hitler. This shit ain't that serious chill out and laugh at the retard standing on a 10 in blackjack!!!!!
I'd understand if he was getting mad at someone like Vito for the pedo stuff (even though Josh asked us to keep it objective in that thread), but there's no reason for it with BMJ.
 
Ok you know getting catfished doesn't make him attracted to children right
Ah your right knowingly spanking your monkey to a supposed 16 year old, while recording and sending it to them isnt being a pedofile when ur 28 years old. I will make this my last post on this thread so you guys can laugh at your Lolcow in peace. I just really dislike this nigger.
 
Ah your right knowingly spanking your monkey to a supposed 16 year old, while recording and sending it to them isnt being a pedofile when ur 28 years old.
You are under the age of 18 and it's very obvious in the way you write. To clarify what I mean by that he uses your when it should be you're, he also says "spanking your monkey" which who the fuck says that and "pedofile".
 
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Ah your right knowingly spanking your monkey to a supposed 16 year old, while recording and sending it to them isnt being a pedofile when ur 28 years old. I will make this my last post on this thread so you guys can laugh at your Lolcow in peace. I just really dislike this nigger.
Post the proof. Also, I highly doubt it. He's the only reason you're here.
 
Ah your right knowingly spanking your monkey to a supposed 16 year old, while recording and sending it to them isnt being a pedofile when ur 28 years old. I will make this my last post on this thread so you guys can laugh at your Lolcow in peace. I just really dislike this nigger.
Goodbye fellow BMJ superfan, remember if you juice him he will say your name and make you feel special :)
 
>Newfags are ruining the GODDAM GAMBLER thread AGAIN, of all threads
ATTENTION ALL NEW USERS
KF IS NOT 4CHINS
KF IS NOT REDDIT
REPLYING AD HOMINUM AUTISM DILUTES THE QUALITY OF THREAD AND THE ABILITY TO TRAVERSE THREADS FOR ACTUAL CONTENT
Thanks for listening
 
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