FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

Fuck! The wee edition to the front page killed me

 

[Buck Mullet]

Must agree, fucking Barb sure would prepare Chris for whatever awkward horror would occur if a woman actually agreed to have consensual sex with him.

 

[qld]

So now Barb trolled him by denying him her china for dating education during his formative years. This realization has to earn Chris top victim status.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

There is a thread on here about some fuckwad asking his mother for sex right? Marjan or something. I don't follow him, but maybe he'd comment on it if someone wants to alert him! LOL

I think it was cuddling his mother and give her a wet kiss or something. Chris replied to be out of question because it goes beyond his morals....... and yet he publicly admits he had dreams having sex with his mother.

WAIT!... Maybe these were "accidental details" he has given so it wasn't his intention to do so in the first place.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Chris never fails to horrify.

 

[facepalm]

Is there a rock bottom for Chris? Because he keeps finding new depths to sink to.

 

[Bustcakes]

I don't think he's lying about his Oedipal leanings, but this is true and honest content I'd rather not hear.

 

[ZehnBoat]

remember kiwis.. chris never gives out information unless it's by accident

 

[bearycool]

Just as Dynastia is always right, Chris always finds a way to disturb the human psyche in new, and exotic ways.

 

[WeeGee]

" I would encourage the child to socialize more"

Chris is encouraging, the world is fucked.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Fucking Hell!
I'm that stunned I don't know if i should be shocked/surprised or not.

 

[GS 281]

@yawning sneasel

 

[Someone in a Tree]

And with that, the remaining few Facebook friends he had that went to high school with him tapped the unfriend button as quickly as they could.

 

[MMX]

Adf dreamed of getting fucked by his dad
CWC dreams about fucking his mom

They really are each others black mirror

 

[JU 199]

Someone should nuke the 'is Chris getting better?' thread

 

[feedtheoctopus]

"Who, among everyone in this world, has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?"

Don't get ahead of yourself there, Freud Chandler

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So, I guess after years, we finally know one more detail about the "Barb the Bellydancer" dream.
Question is: Was Barb alos present in the watery maze?

I don't know how to process this information beyond cracking open that bottle of whisky I was saving for the birth of my first son

You might as well bash yourself over the head with it. Might have the same effect, only much quicker and your liver won't suffer as much.

 

[Cuntster]

What are the chances Chris had an erection when he used to spoon with Blarblax?

 

[bearycool]

I do NOT need to see a representation of what Chris does everytime he sees his mother.

 

[ZehnBoat]

So now Barb trolled him by denying him her china for dating education during his formative years. This realization has to earn Chris top victim status.

the fact that it's a possibility that chris thinks this just adds layers to the autism train

" I would encourage the child to socialize more"

Chris is encouraging, the world is fucked.

I would encourage the child to socialize more, but me on the other hand... uh.. GIVE ME CASH!!

Adf dreamed of getting fucked by his dad
CWC dreams about fucking his mom

They really are each others black mirror

excuse me but that's niggo mirror