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[ScooterL]

He tucks his penis between his legs for the camera.

And they said Buffalo Bill was fiction.

 

[AssignedEva]

Kiwi on the beat again, with another tale from London town.

This one is about "The Glory", a gay bar in East London.

They have a drag queen competition which is supposedly the biggest drag queen competition in Europe- "Lipsync 1000".

The bar itself is apparently pretty open minded and they've let women perform in previous years, including famous female female impersonator Georgie Bee who was in a Selfridges advert:

The bar is also known for hosting Europe's largest drag king competition, "Man Up", and is generally recognised for bringing drag kings (women who perform as men, traditionally) to more prominence within the UK:

They even recommended drag king/trans man "Chiyo" to enter into Mr Gay England (Chiyo did not make it past the final)

Furthermore, they did a sign painting workshop for the recent trans pride parade, with freebies:

Anyway tying in with their "anything goes" ethos, they've let drag kings enter into this drag queen lipsync 1000 competition on top of the drag king competition. However, halfway through this year's competition, they apparently realised that they'd been increasingly inundated with pooners dressing as men in their drag queen competition (on top of the drag king competition that's designed for women and pooners dressing as men), and got in touch with the drag kings to say "anyone's allowed to compete! but this is basically a drag queen competition so please don't perform as drag kings". This resulted in some call out tiktoks:

Anyway they put out a statement basically saying "ok if you want to dress up as men in our dressing up as women competition instead of entering the dressing up as men competition then go ahead"

The Glory’s LIPSYNC1000 drag competition is now in its 9th year and has ALWAYS been a contest open to everyone of all gender identities. It has been a ‘drag queen’ lip-sync contest where the notion of what it is to be a ‘queen’ has been celebrated, discussed, torn apart and re-built. We have always championed the radical in this regard, and this has separated us from other contests.
This year, we have not made this clear in our marketing, and it has been incorrectly indicated that any artist who performs as a King is not welcome. All artists are of course welcome, and previously ‘kings’ have entered and explored their ‘queen’ alter-egos, often mashing-up the two genres to create something altogether different and exciting!
So, following discussion with our hosts we have decided that the rules for LIPSYNC1000 will now change and state that 'ALL DRAG PRESENTATIONS ARE WELCOME’. Drag Queen. Drag King and Drag Thing.
We have a few spaces left in this year’s competition so, if you would like to enter please drop a line to:
DRAG@THEGLORY.CO
We look forward to seeing what ideas around drag YOU can bring to the competition.
Love
Team Glory x
PS. We also want thank those individuals who have contacted us in a mature and respectful fashion, though we blow a massive raspberry to everyone who has been unnecessarily antagonistic and horrid. A double raspberry goes out to those who have been part of the on-line bullying campaign which we find naff, boring and destructive.

The audacity for these problematic shitlords to dare suggest people spamming them with hate were being slightly unreasonable generated a lot of seethe:

This is only a fraction of it. Also for some reason a bunch of commentators were too angry to read and collectively misread "two genres" as "two genders" which then caused them to seethe more.
Some people (including former drag race contestants) pointed out the irony of criticising The Glory for this when many of the criticisers go do little dances in clubs that have no interest in drag kings

although most of the criticism seems to be coming from pooners, so that fell on death ears.
Something something, "nobody as hated as an apostate". Anyway The Glory is continuing to pretend they didn't ask the drag kings to pretty please consider not dressing up as blokey blokes and doing a boyband number in the middle of their "dress up like a lady" competition so they continue to be called out for it in comments. God knows how this will pan out, but the seething may well put off The Glory from hosting such competitions again, so like the "transfag" night I mentioned the other week that nearly folded because it wasn't wheelchair accessible, this might end catastrophically for the biggest drag king competition in Europe. Crazy what t-shots does to a gal.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Any drag is wo/manface so fuck them all sideways, reap what you saw

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Ugh, the concept of tone policing is retarded. The responses @AssignedEva posted were not what I'd call "bullying" (because they were written by pooners), but we know the kind of comments angry trannies make - even pooners. I have literally zero doubt that Glory was submitted to the most degenerate versions of tranny rage.

I'd be surprised if the pooners escalated to the lengths male trannies go, specifically threatening the staff and their families with "consequences" which means violence. Because you know the only ones complaining were the women. The men could care less that pooners were excluded.

I feel like if the bullying campaign devolved into death threats they would have doubled down on the no drag kings thing, or canceled the event entirely.

Also lol at Georgie Bee. I clocked her before I saw you say she was female.

 

[Got Milk!]

Germany. They are just completely not trying anymore. Пидорас

 

[TruffleSpark]

we really should have gone through with the Morgenthau Plan

 

[Chandelier]

If someone is enough of a fucking tard that they get baited by a troon, then good. They're too fucking stupid to breed in the first place.

Seriously I do not understand this dumbass idea of "oh da troons must let us know before we fuck them". As if it isn't immediately obvious to anyone who isn't a porn sick coomer or progressive faggot that someone is a tranny. This bullshit operates on the idea that there's even a single passing troon of either flavor, and there's not.

This whole idea of disclosing your troonery to potential sexual partners, imo, stems from "straight" guys being fucking ashamed of being the closeted faggots they are and claiming to have been trapped. To have fallen for the ol switcheroo. Because admitting they knowingly fucked a tranny is worse than letting everyone think you're a window licking retard who can't tell the difference between a man and woman.

There was a true crime show I once watched on Investigation Discovery that had a troon fool not one, but THREE men into fucking it. It passed off it's 'Oh I can't have vaginal I am on my period' and said they could do anal instead. This must have happened in low lighting, because you can tell you are fucking a man vs a woman, even in the ass, from behind. They started doubting it was a woman because the troon started a fist fight with an actual woman, and they noticed how this 'fellow woman' was beating on this white trash. Eventually, all three of the men found out their little toy was giving them the same story so they demanded to know if they were fucking a man. After threatening to rip off the troon's skirt, eventually the troon confessed to their trailer trash 'girlfriend' he was an actual dude.

They ended up murdering the troon, and investigators wondered how it could possibly be a man until the pathologist lifted the dude's skirt and found an intact dick.

Why are all these people so fucking ugly? And I don’t mean troon ugly with died hair and hunks of metal in their noses, just plain old objectively ugly. Asymmetrical faces, huge noses, gaping foreheads, mongoloid features. You can tell they were ugly before they transitioned too and then made it worse. Do you think that’s got something to do with it? Like growing up ugly made them uncomfortable in their own skin so they troon out as a way of “improving” themselves. Fuck they’re all just so grotesque, I never see anyone this ugly when I’m out and about.

Physiognomy. It's the same reason Breadtubers are so fucking ugly despite hating evo-bio. Then you have the ones that are actually handsome and waste their features on estrogen. It's a tragedy.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Super Hon, Frankenstein’s Honster, blesses us with further thoughts from the ladylike brain sitting high above the rest of us.

First, another post on Barbie which is a trans movie, doncha know, and nothing to do with cis women. Her analysis with a snipped screenshot and full text in the spoiler.

Spoiler: full text

Is the Barbie movie most authentically a trans tale? [SPOILER WARNING]
I just rewatched Barbie last night, because the first viewing hit me like a ton of bricks, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on why it felt so trans applicable.

The following is spoiler info from the end of the film. So if you don’t want it spoiled, please save this post and return after you’ve seen the movie.

When I watched it the second time, not only was it even funnier the second time (like I and the audience were laughing more during Barbie than we were during Joy Ride), but I was able to grasp why I felt it was such a trans tale.

One movie critic recently said that Barbie is the villain in the Barbie movie and they’re right. The Barbie at the beginning of the movie will do anything to not learn about reality and, when given the “choice” to change, actively rejects it until only her discomfort propels her into change. (In this, I see a reflection of my own journey and many other trans journeys; I pushed down my discomfort and wrongness just to fit into societal stereotypes and the business-as-usual day-to-day, even as I broke down inside, until I literally ended up face down, weeping, as I shattered.)

If Stereotypical Barbie is the villain, the protagonist of the movie is undoubtedly America Ferrera, who owns the realities and complexities of living as a woman in the real world. She pulls no punches but, because she explores things honestly, she actually shows Barbie what being a REAL woman could be. There may be many problems being a woman in our society, but it allows you to be part of a solution, rather than an object or a toy of the patriarchy.

Finally, after a soul searching conversation with her creator (with the incredible Billy Eillish song, “What am I Made For?,” as backdrop), Stereotypical Barbie chooses to surrender all of her privileges and rights in the ruling class in a fantasy world to become a living woman in the very flawed, but REAL world.
My privileges as a man were something that I never wanted growing up, but, when it came time to transition, the loss of them was sooooo terrifying. It made me ashamed to see just how attached I was to the very unfairness in patriarchy I railed against.

But, when I finally crossed the line, I was so relieved I had and I realized there’s nothing I would’ve done differently.

That’s why I feel like, while Barbie works as a powerful commentary on both natural born genders in a society, I personally think it maybe works best as a trans tale.

Thoughts?

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She then followed with a personal update on video about her evil mother and sister with their misgendering ways. You will be very surprised to learn there is life-long friction with mom. Mothers and daughters, eh? Also, there is a totally feminine analogy in there which underscores how she was, is, and always will be a woman.

[EDITED TO ADD] Video won’t upload. It might be attached, but previous efforts failed. Use the link below and once site is stable it will be added to the chronicles of our favourite giantess.


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previous installments will be restored once DDOS shenanigans abate

 

[Saint Zacharias]

She then followed with a personal update on video about her evil mother and sister with their misgendering ways. You will be very surprised to learn there is life-long friction with mom. Mothers and daughters, eh? Also, there is a totally feminine analogy in there which underscores how she was, is, and always will be a woman.

I can understand a mothers reluctance to cut off communication with one of her kids, but if this fucking whale had the nerve to come into my home, and GIVE ME STRIKES then they just gotta go. If it is so exhausting to be around family members that won't buy into your sick delusion, and straight up child abuse, then don't even worry about coming by. Just change your name, and I'll write you out of the will. Easy as that. Have a nice day.

Spoiler: Super long tangent going over the main issues within the video

Fat

 

[Poonocchio]

How am I make this about me? Every time. Narcissism should be a gold standard, required symptom when Troonism goes back in the DSM. That's why this lot are so obsessed with "representation" (not just troons, handmaidens, BLM, all that good stuff) in EVERYTHING. They're all raving narcissists.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Flow forth, o creative juices. A lovely young thing needs a new name.



The straining buttons containing the belly fat is a nice touch. Does that count as a bonus hole?

Lots of Beckys and Jessicas, but one person thought hard and offered an original and distinctive name



Farmers, can you do better than rando_sissy?

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[Procrastinhater]

Flow forth, o creative juices. A lovely young thing needs a new name.

Ver archivo adjunto 5244888

The straining buttons containing the belly fat is a nice touch. Does that count as a bonus hole?

Lots of Beckys and Jessicas, but one person thought hard and offered an original and distinctive name

Ver archivo adjunto 5244894

Farmers, can you do better than rando_sissy?

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Bella. The Fella.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Needs to be one syllable and land with weight. Maybe Chob or Umf.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Needs to be one syllable and land with weight. Maybe Chob or Umf.

Trull? Glob?

 

[Positron]

Cutting off your dick to spite Utilitarianism.

If the "trans joy" he experiences outweights the excruciating pain and crying, then Utilitarianism still holds.

 

[Poonocchio]

Flow forth, o creative juices. A lovely young thing needs a new name.

When did Joker troon out?

edit: give me clocks, site has started borking again and bottom image didn't load.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Needs to be one syllable and land with weight. Maybe Chob or Umf.

Fat.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Flow forth, o creative juices. A lovely young thing needs a new name.

Ver archivo adjunto 5244888

The straining buttons containing the belly fat is a nice touch. Does that count as a bonus hole?

Lots of Beckys and Jessicas, but one person thought hard and offered an original and distinctive name

Ver archivo adjunto 5244894

Farmers, can you do better than rando_sissy?

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What's the feminized version of Oscar, as in the Grouch? I'm guessing "she" smells like she lives in a garbage can, at any rate.

Also:
Twitter is kind of sperging out over this image. Not quite as freaky as the bulk of pooner artwork, but I guess we can call it a first (and very public) step on the road to pooner global domination?


No locations in my state (yet), so I can't comment on this beyond that. Just what I want to see as I order coffee.

 

[Fungible penis]

Flow forth, o creative juices. A lovely young thing needs a new name.

I dub thee ""

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Flow forth, o creative juices. A lovely young thing needs a new name.

Ver archivo adjunto 5244888

The straining buttons containing the belly fat is a nice touch. Does that count as a bonus hole?

Lots of Beckys and Jessicas, but one person thought hard and offered an original and distinctive name

Ver archivo adjunto 5244894

Farmers, can you do better than rando_sissy?

link | archive

Errare.