Now this is the story all about how
My dick got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called San Francisco
At Google.com born and raised
On GRINDR was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some loads outside of the schools
When a couple of Kiwis who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I had one two ??? consent accidents and my employer got scared
And said you're moving back your mom and dad via China Air
I begged and pleaded with my folks to come home and stay
But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
I showed them I still had my balls in a jar but they gave me my ticket
I put my dilator in and said I might as well kick it
First a small dilator, yo this hurts bad,
Drinking orange fanta out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of San Fran livin' like
Hm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'BRICK' and had a thwomp in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was a gay disco
But I thought now forget it, yo Holmes to San Francisco!
I pulled up to honeycomb.io and saw a faggle of troons
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes I be dilating later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the broken branch with no heirs
