May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

[RodgerDodger]

Yeah, but he was still visibly thinner. Those store photos, he looks the way he did before going to jail. Either that, or he regained the weight in a very short amount of time. Or I'm retarded and
sceptical due to all the pranks.

His arms and legs still look really this. As does his face. So I'm betting he lost a lot of weight in jail. But you can't get around that he is an egg bodied stick figure.

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@Hollywood Hulk Hogan, brother, Chris Chan was right behind you! How did you miss that?

Run Grampaw Run! You'll be next!

 

[Mr. Brown]

I vote to leave him alone.

He raped his ill mother.

 

[TheTourist]

I hope people give him some space, if at least for a while.

next time cwc hits walmart they're going to be mobbed by weens. It's going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Not fame, infamy. Used to, Chris could monetize his fame. People bought his Sonichu shit and his mom’s old blankets. Now he’ll be lucky if Sam Hyde tries to make a reality show out of weens fucking with him thinking they’ll be the next Clyde Cash.

NGL, Sam Hyde making a reality show around who can be America's Next Top Ween would be more interesting than the Fishtank.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Fuck it, I'll take these photos at face value until it becomes obvious to the contrary. With that said:

Well at least he's not homeless. He's almost certainly in a group home of some flavor and that will keep him from doing some stupid shit to end up back in the joint

Well, at least until he gets (unsupervised) internet access, which probably won't happen until the case is properly disposed of, which looks to be August at the earliest

 

[Divine right to rule]

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@Hollywood Hulk Hogan, brother, Chris Chan was right behind you! How did you miss that?

Uh-oh, he is in his preferred age-group.
If he gets kidnapped, we know where to look.

"Let me go brother, I just want to enjoy the years I have left with my Hulkamaniacs"

"Silence, Robertchu. And it is sister-goddess to you. Now put on this lumberjack shirt and prepare your Sonichu-hole, I need to perform the ritual with both my parents to finish the merge"

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Pictured: Gateway homes on May 2nd when the weens start showing up

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris is really pulling off the 'People of Walmart' look, he's looking way more normal than his previous clown shirts and My Little Pony clothes aimed at preteen girls.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I hope they help him and keep him off the internet constantly supervised, and it seems like they have been, he's definitely a danger to elderly at the very least now. I wonder what all he's got in that cart and how much they're letting him buy or if they monitor it at all, I can't really tell what's in the cart on my shitty screen at the moment but it looks like a lot for someone at a tard home.

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

When the jail is full, CWC will walk the earth. Return of the living Chris Chan.

 

[Aegeus]

Return of the living Chris Chan.

Instead of "BRAIIINNNSS," the Living Chris Chan says, "BARBBBBUUUSSSYYYY."

Other than that, he is exactly like a zombie, with an IQ far below the level of clinical retardation.

 

[Octavia]

Damn. Hope Chris is getting the help he deserves.
He looks seriously old with no hair dye, it's pretty mad. At least with normal clothes he can blend in as some sort of proto-karen until he speaks.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

At this point the inevitable alogging will be more interesting to watch than Chris himself. There may be people doing insane shit just to get to the guy, thinking the spotlight is on the tard when it's really on them, and they're the entertainment.

Looks like there might be art supplies in the basket. Makes me wonder if he might start commissions again on the internet. There might be a 'good behavior' system where he has to prove himself before being allowed back online, and he only just got there. Doubt it, though.

I wonder if the workers at the house or the pajeet have any clue what they're in for.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Tbh his legs look skinny. I don't think he looks that different, he's less fat bit cmon. We have all seen how Chris eats. It's no fuckin shock he gained weight back.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

now whose mom is he porking at wal mart

 

[RatCake]

All this time waiting and now I feel bad for him seeing him looking so, so…

He fucked his mother.

 

[TheTourist]

At this point the inevitable alogging will be more interesting to watch than Chris himself. There may be people doing insane shit just to get to the guy, thinking the spotlight is on the tard when it's really on them, and they're the entertainment.

Given the invigorated exposure I'm 100% agreeing. Chris is scarcely interesting anymore but the dopes running mad laps on them is going to be the spectacle. Hell, with enough gangstalking and harassment people might start feeling SORRY for cwc again.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You feel that? The pressure change with all the heavy panting and breathing? That unmistakable stench of microwaved chicken nuggies and jiz? I can even feel the ground shake ever so slightly from the steps of the morbidly obese.

Weens... thousands of them...

 

[Hack for crack]

May the Lord have mercy on the employees of this half way home. In the next 24 hours I predict pizzas, tomfoolery, and the inevitable ween that sends a swat team

 

[Ass Johnson]

Genuinely wondering how long it takes for the first "ween gets busted for trespassing at the group home" story.