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And Pat has never won, so looks like #DLTIW works.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
This makes the most sense. He wants to be remembered for his literary works but he’ll probably be remembered for being a fat fuck who accomplished nothing with his life apart from threatening to kill his wife and small child.
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- 31 de Mar, 2023
And that he didn't even just finish it to finish the story, and to have another completed manuscript ready in case anyone asks. A friend just had a story accepted for an anthology and the editor asked if he had anything longform. He had a completed novel ready to send with the caveat that the first five chapters had gone through more revision than the rest, to acknowledge he's not just sending a first draft but there's also more work to be done.
What kind of person does this illustrate?
- Writing because he enjoys creating
- Being prepared to share a work of passion when opportunity strikes, because it could be anytime anywhere
- Revising his work because nothing is perfect, and everything must be questioned by you yourself before the outside world sees it
- Communicating with someone online without coming off as the Platonic ideal of an asshole
- Not overselling yourself and taking criticism with grace
These are some of the core skills of a working creative. Now the way way top-tier who are legit geniuses or had massive popular success can get away with personality flaws, but if you're just looking for some cool credits and enough cash to justify the effort spent doing something you love, it's not hard.
It was the same with his fucking standup, it takes years and years of being almost as bad as Pat was on stage before they find themselves and feel comfortable. But he just quit. Was he ever going to be Chappelle? No, but he could have been the guy who hosted or middled at his local club, had a podcast with ~10k listeners, have something in his life.
Total sperg-out, I know, it's just that people who clog up creative spaces because they only want to be famous and not because they have anything at all to say really grind my pepperoni. There's a lot of happy ground between "famous" and too chickenshit to try and fail.
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- 9 de Jul, 2021
@Rick's Beef Wellington you make a great point. Pat is so arrogant with his passive aggressive Twitter shit. He wouldn’t look so ridiculous telling fans to tag the publisher about part three if he had it ready to go for a first or second draft. But because he’s pat, he’s too good for preemptive effort for effort’s sake. That lack of humility colors every single aspect of his sub-mediocre life and is the reason why everyone fucking hates him.
Everything must come to him. Ade (the reason he chases success), Annabelle, the fans, the publishers, etc. Maybe that’s why he’s ever expanding, to create his own gravity. He’s been playing 4D chess this whole time lol.
Everything must come to him. Ade (the reason he chases success), Annabelle, the fans, the publishers, etc. Maybe that’s why he’s ever expanding, to create his own gravity. He’s been playing 4D chess this whole time lol.
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- 12 de Ago, 2022
I would say Pat is a prototypical example of the millennial creative a person who is drawn to things like fiction, comics, films music and comedy not from a deep-seated desire to do it but to look cool to others at parties, to have the chance at fame though minimal effort.
Pat like so many others of his ilk like to say "there a creative" while being deeply uncreative and would be far better suiter to running a petrol station or being a junior manager in a H.R department.
Best you can say about them is they fill space until a real writer comes along.
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- 13 de Abr, 2022
Can't speak for the polish translations but it was like reading a new book when i went from Pratchett in german to its original form in english, there's so much word play in every book that gets either omitted, lost in translation or simply butchered. Really, the german translations make him look a much worse author, they are that bad.
Still haven't reread a single one of his books since his death.
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The discworld audio books are a delight. The earlier ones are very old so the quality is piss poor but enjoyable they get better by the 4th or 5th. That's all I have to contribute.
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Sometimes Pat reminds me of DSP. But I could never follow DSP's drama, because somehow that little cockroach always slimed his way out of true punishment. He would never win, but he would never have much of a decisive, permanent loss either (and even when he did, the lack of shame would lessen its impact).
And that's why I LOVE Pat.
That fat imbecile will always somehow squirm his way out of a WIN. Every single time he is about to get a W, his ego gets in his way and he fucks it up.
- It's easy: change your phone number! "No!"
- It's easy: just don't reply and the judge will rule against Ona/BigDickAndrew! "No!"
- It's easy: just don't post your ENTIRE life on Twitter and you'll win! "No!"
- It's easy: to regain custody of your only child, just accept the usual custody terms and don't make insane demands! "No!"
- It's easy: Quasi has already consented to give you the forum's user's data, just as long as you take him out of the lolsuit!... "No!"
The good lolcows are the ones that write their own demise, with their own hands.
At least when it comes to *that*, Pat is unquestionably the greatest author I've ever seen. Bless his dilated fat heart.
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I thought Pat already claimed he's rich because he's sold the film rights to the epic story of Firstname Lastname/some other book he's done? Or is Pat so great he can sell the film options twice?
So he'd be fellow alcoholic Mustang enthusiast Midwesterner Nick Rekieta? Imagine the amount of food he'd consume daily.
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
One of my longer term pat predictions is that he goes back to being an “author” after he fails at whatever is happening currently and tries to sell the rights to his “story”. He won’t have anything written at all, he will keep throwing the idea out on twitter (which he will still be on despite it being owned by elmo), and maybe post screenshots of a few horrible paragraphs on his laptop that doesn’t kill anyone. Of course it will never ever get picked up, but it’ll be a funny fat arc that I hope we get to enjoy someday.
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- 19 de Abr, 2022
That's an amusing thing with many lolcows; they often think they're successful despite the trolls and the cow antics (Cyraxx the "famous rapper", Daniel Larson the "famous singer", Patrick the "famous author).
They don't realise that they're actually well known purely for being lolcows and that's all that comes up when anyone googles their name.
It doesn't matter what you think you are; what you do defines who you are.
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- 16 de Abr, 2023
you just don't understand , he's on a whole other level , we're lucky he spends all his time with his so called stalkers instead of writing his books lol
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No sane person can endure such awful literature. It'd be as if the books from In The Mouth of Madness were real and someone read them.
So...you're saying he's so enormously fat and stupid even the Slaton sisters would be, "Fucking hell, you're fat and delusional"?
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Ebooks don’t have ppb (paper printing binding) costs but still have editing, xml/typesetting, design (cover and interior), galleys/proofs, and overheads like marketing (for a low list book like this, that means placement on distributor websites and probably nothing else). Plus they would have to give Fatrick some type of advance unless he received a single upfront advance for 3 books that they ended up writing off when they canceled the 3rd one.
It’s not at all a big investment and your overall point stands—there was a complete lack of faith in the third book and Tor brass decided that even $5,000-$10,000 or so was too much to spend. Sad!
Adding: Commissioning editors also take author “fit” into account when they’re deciding which authors to fight for. Plenty of poor-selling authors get chance after chance, in part because their editor believes in them. What sort of author do you think Fatrick was for his editor? Do you think he was pleasant, accommodating, low drama, took feedback well, marketed himself tirelessly?
I don’t.
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More from torswats re: Tomlinson
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Man, totswats is a fucking psycho.
> owns a house that Quasi doesn't have a lien on
> has full custody of both of her (mostly) planned for and very wanted children
> successfully lost over 100 pounds through diet, exercise and gastric bypass surgery
The Virgin Patrick S. "Torque Wheeler" Tomlinson
> Quasi owns Nikki's half of the duplex due to Pat's incompetence
> lost custody of his daughter when his first wife bailed
> gets fatter every year, currently ballooning
The Chad Amy Slaton
> owns a house that Quasi doesn't have a lien on
> has full custody of both of her (mostly) planned for and very wanted children
> successfully lost over 100 pounds through diet, exercise and gastric bypass surgery
The Virgin Patrick S. "Torque Wheeler" Tomlinson
> Quasi owns Nikki's half of the duplex due to Pat's incompetence
> lost custody of his daughter when his first wife bailed
> gets fatter every year, currently ballooning
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Drop proof or fuck off Torfaggot
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So I have to imagine law enforcement, most likely the Feds, are currently putting together an ironclad case against both this torswats guy and Fatrick, right? And the delay in seeing any action is because they want to be sure to have everything in place before going in on arrests?
Considering this torswats guy is probably not living in one of the ‘five eyes’ countries, there would have to be a lot of cooperation between international law agencies, interpol or what not, to make this case workable.
My guess is the MPD has passed this case onto the Feds so we won’t see any action against him at the local level. Hence, it may be a long while before we see Fatty McFatterson in bracelets.
Just spitballin’ here. I refuse to believe that no authorities at all are taking action on this. If this torswats guys turns out to be untouchable for whatever reason, it seems, at some level, probably MPD or Wisconsin State Police, there is still a case to be made against Fatrick.
The most satisfying end to this story for me would be seeing Fatrick in cuffs screaming “Enjoy prison” into the air while being stuffed in a squad car.
Considering this torswats guy is probably not living in one of the ‘five eyes’ countries, there would have to be a lot of cooperation between international law agencies, interpol or what not, to make this case workable.
My guess is the MPD has passed this case onto the Feds so we won’t see any action against him at the local level. Hence, it may be a long while before we see Fatty McFatterson in bracelets.
Just spitballin’ here. I refuse to believe that no authorities at all are taking action on this. If this torswats guys turns out to be untouchable for whatever reason, it seems, at some level, probably MPD or Wisconsin State Police, there is still a case to be made against Fatrick.
The most satisfying end to this story for me would be seeing Fatrick in cuffs screaming “Enjoy prison” into the air while being stuffed in a squad car.