Roman Catholic or Protestant? Which would you choose?

[Margo Martindale]

If you had to pick between them, which would you choose

 

[Catler]

I don't want to be either, but I hate Catholicism ever so slightly less.

 

[MrTroll]

I'm an abortion doctor, so Catholics don't like me very much.

 

[The Last Stand]

I was JUST talking to somebody about this.

 

[Rainbow Child]

Well, considering Protestant thought literally means protestor thought, and given how the protest movement has been so degenerate (what are we on, now? Murdering the sick, elderly, and dependent? Cutting kids' dicks off? Chemically tricking women's bodies into believing that Chad is not a father figure but eyeliner guy is? Burning down our neighbourhoods? A global financial system based in usury?), I don't see how anyone could pick anything other than the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church without being a degen.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Neither, I am a "The Trail of Blood" Baptist. Both of them are apostates.

 

[User names must be unique]

Protestant, as far as I know it's just atheism with occasional bake sales.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

you know there's more options than that, right?

 

[You Stupid Fucking Chud]

Latin is gay so I'll go with protestant

 

[Dread First]

Holy Orthodoxy or Eastern Catholic.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Predestinarian Baptist.

 

[Balalaika Z Bree]

Catholic, of any rite in full communion.

If there was no way to be Catholic, I think Orthodoxy or another ancient Apostolic Church would be a better pick than most Protestant groups.

 

[Shidoen]

Neither since both of those churches are pretty gay now. Either I remain churchless or go Eastern Orthodox.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Roman Catholic because it has the word cat in it.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

This takes me back to my youth. If I answer incorrectly, do I get my head kicked in?

 

[Kürtzl]

Roman Catholic.
Calling myself a "Protestant" seems a little cringe to me.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

The Catholic Church is the one true Church of God the Heavenly Father. Also they have a cool museum and lots of rad artifacts from shithole countries that would never have been able to protect them.

That Jesuit guy is a fag though. Could do without him.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

well as a follower of jesus christ and god....i wil definitely not pick the pagans catholics

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Gnostic. I am above the Demiurge's influence.

 

[Moths]

Prostestianism is the british telling the pope to fuck off and they wont pay taxes

Catholicism is an actual religion