💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

This is the perfect opportunity to whore for attention with an "inspiring" weight loss/self improvement journey. It seems Boogie is perfectly content pretending to do something or reacting to people who actually go out and do it:
Watching this video really puts thing into perspective. The guy he's reacting to lost all that weight in just over a year through willpower alone, while Boogie took the easy way out, paying (a probably obscene amount of money) for gastric bypass surgery several years ago and still hasn't got down to the size of even the average overweight person. In fact he looks worse than he did before, with his weird fake teeth, misshapen face and hideously sagging boobs. What a failure of a human being this guy is.
 
Boogie is 100% gonna drop out, Wings already met up with Keem.
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Boogie really thinks he looks tough. Nothing tougher than a 500 pounder with a bad leg that can't stand up for longer than 30 mins
 
gastric bypass looks like an easy way out but it's really not and that's evident of boogie gaining the weight back.
Oh no, it is the easy way out. It's just that his lack of self-control, which would be the alternative to have it so he could lose the weight naturally, made him beat the surgery.

Doesn't mean it's the less painful, since duh, it's a surgery, but it takes more to discipline yourself and not eat junk food (mentally) than to get your stomach forcibly shrunk and being restricted from eating food. He just shit out his opportunity to not go back to his ways so he could engorge once more on twinkies and cheeseburgers with a 2L of mountain dew.

And on the steps, I would wager the fat cunt sat his ass on the couch and started shaking the pedometer/iphone/whatever to get the steps in... There's no way he did that with his alleged busted knee and bad back out of the blue.

I'd put money down Boogie is gonna back out like a bitch - or at the very least he's gonna get knocked off his feet once and that's gonna be it, leading to an incredibly disappointing match. I'm here for the entertainment before and after the event moreso than the event itself since it'll be damn short. Like his endurance.
 
Boogie is 100% gonna drop out, Wings already met up with Keem.
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Boogie really thinks he looks tough. Nothing tougher than a 500 pounder with a bad leg that can't stand up for longer than 30 mins

Isn't that Michael Green AKA KidBehindACamera on the right? Aren't him and Steven supposed to be like... friends? LOL @ him showing up in wings' corner, who needs enemies with friends like this
 
boogie already ran out of people to interview after two episodes so now he's relying on his fans to do his job for him

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Another one to throw into the 'Shit that obviously didn't happen but he chose to say them anyway' pile...

Also, love Boogie getting the excuses in early as to why he'll inevitably pull out of the fight. Pussy.

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this man never lifts a finger without a camera on him to milk ass pats. we got what, 3 or 4 videos of him wailing his punching bag? and now that he's supposedly in "actual boxing training" we get nothing? yeah, not buying it.
 
boogie already ran out of people to interview after two episodes so now he's relying on his fans to do his job for him

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this man never lifts a finger without a camera on him to milk ass pats. we got what, 3 or 4 videos of him wailing his punching bag? and now that he's supposedly in "actual boxing training" we get nothing? yeah, not buying it.
Holy shit. Boogie is the laziest piece of shit. It's also funny how obsessed he is with going viral. Like, he wants people that "influence" and went "viral" so he can rob their views for himself.

This podcast isn't lasting longer than 4 episodes. If that
 
Here is Boogie talking about Wings knocking him out:
  • He says Wings is better and does the pity shit where he says he's old and his body doesn't work. Lol good. You continue eating junk food my dude.
  • Compares himself to Rocky and says Rocky movies aren't about winning (guess he never saw the movies)
  • Says he will be proud of himself if he lasts 15 rounds. Hahaha these guys can't stand for 30 minutes and they're doing 15 rounds? Heavyweight boxing is capped at 12... This isn't serious? He has to be retarded.
  • Also "plans" to knock him out in the first round (after saying he'd be happy to survive. Pilled up fatass)
 
Here is Boogie talking about Wings knocking him out:
  • He says Wings is better and does the pity shit where he says he's old and his body doesn't work. Lol good. You continue eating junk food my dude.
  • Compares himself to Rocky and says Rocky movies aren't about winning (guess he never saw the movies)
  • Says he will be proud of himself if he lasts 15 rounds. Hahaha these guys can't stand for 30 minutes and they're doing 15 rounds? Heavyweight boxing is capped at 12... This isn't serious? He has to be retarded.
  • Also "plans" to knock him out in the first round (after saying he'd be happy to survive. Pilled up fatass)
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Yeah, Boogie is dropping out first. We all predicted it, but he is already talking himself into it and making excuses like he always does when he gives up or runs away like a cowardly weak willed pussy.
KeemStar would pull in big views if he interviews him, plus he's headed to his house tomorrow. Will he follow through with it? HELL NO! Lmao.
KeemStar spends only as much time as he has to around Boogie. He fucking hates Boogie, but that giant retard is simply too valuable a prop for KeemStar to use due to how consistently Boogie shits the bed and creates a tornado of drama around him.

So Keem has to pretend to be his friend to get the inside exclusives on all his retarded drama. There was a point long ago where Keem didn't seem that sick of Boogie and actually was on his side, but that time has long since passed with how many times Boogie has turned on Keem over really nothing.
 
Compares himself to Rocky and says Rocky movies aren't about winning (guess he never saw the movies)
Rocky didn't win in the first one. He lost to a split decision. I mean Boogie's point is still shit (because Rocky certainly wasn't about a fat lazy bastard running away like a coward).
Gosh I can't imagine losing 16 pounds in a week. I don't think a normal sized person could do that even if they starved themselves.
Deathfats retain a lot of fluid so they can drop that pretty quickly. They usually give up once it gets actually difficult though.
 
Yeah, Boogie is dropping out first. We all predicted it, but he is already talking himself into it and making excuses like he always does when he gives up or runs away like a cowardly weak willed pussy.

KeemStar spends only as much time as he has to around Boogie. He fucking hates Boogie, but that giant retard is simply too valuable a prop for KeemStar to use due to how consistently Boogie shits the bed and creates a tornado of drama around him.

So Keem has to pretend to be his friend to get the inside exclusives on all his retarded drama. There was a point long ago where Keem didn't seem that sick of Boogie and actually was on his side, but that time has long since passed with how many times Boogie has turned on Keem over really nothing.
tbh keemstar does have like a phycopathic tendency to stick through thick and thin when he doubles down. he’s as stubborn as a mule. i don’t feel like writing it all down but it has to do with his childhood or something. i don’t think he’s purely using boogie. he is, but he’s also genuinely trying to help boogie. that’s why he’s the onpy one still trying to lift this fat ass, because he aint a 100% normal human being.
 
Here, I present you this!
Chieftain Fatasfuck is DEFINITELY under 400.
Also, he's wearing his ✨️fancy✨️ crocs.

Skinny dude is living the dream:


The interaction is abysmal. Not even when he's taking punches people care.
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"I'm not poor, I just love money lol"
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Its also funny because he has mentioned in the past he felt bad that giving early access was denying regular viewers from seeing content behind a paywall so essentially youre paying for nothing. Its completely in Boogies nature to just want you to give you money and for him to give you nothing in return.

I quite like the fact that he does this though. Lets face it, if you're even watching Boogie, you're as dumb as a fucking post. If you're sending him free money, you're functionally retarded. It makes no sense at all to be sending anything of value to the functionally retarded -- it won't even register with them. So he should definitely just keep on doing what he's doing.

Given that asspats are one of the motivating factors in this fat fuck's life, it makes absolute sense that he'd reward his financial supporters with minimal asspats. Whether you think of it as retard on retard crime or just the circle of perpetually online life there's a certain poetic beauty to it that I find pleasing.

Also: Boogie is fat and I would not watch one of his videos, let alone have sex with him.
 
I guess with the "event" on its way,

- flying tickets are booked
- hotel rooms are confirmed
- medical controls are scheduled
- insurance fees in case of injuries are paid,
- daily programs with detailed schedules are printed and dispatched to the staff,
- if I remember right it's in britbong land so there must be some kind of loïcense to fight to get from the royal fighting association or something like that...?

So there must be a lot of stuff to show to us proving that the fight will take place, am I wrong?

Coz' despite the hype I still believe that everything is a scam and I will also not have sex with boogie too.
 
I guess with the "event" on its way,

- if I remember right it's in britbong land so there must be some kind of loïcense to fight to get from the royal fighting association or something like that...?
Wait, it's happening in bongland? Aren't they both stateside?

That's a 10 hour flight. Long haul flights significantly increase the risk of blood clots - and these guys are walking cholesterol nukes as is. Hands up, who put "Both die on the plane" as their prediction?
 
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