💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[gayberouse]

Because it's cringe. I am more than just my skin color. I get why Black people Identify as black. They have no roots, except for slavery. I do.

>I have roots so it's cringe to have racial pride

 

[Subaru Impreza WRC]

Shits gon be off the hook for you old head niggas for real. So fuckin funny

Also some of the Kennedy park crackheads scouted 4 fish tank are the most nasty ass you’ve seen outshitcof scurvy dog tryna get a spliff after dark

Lose weight fat retard

 

[rrtyui]

This whole 'Fish Tank' idea is such a shot in the dark, it could very easily fall completely flat.

With Sam's audience? No way dude. The only thing that could bring this to a halt would be if one of the contestants broke down, but that would be good in its own way.

 

[Wesley Willis]

A surprisingly lucid clip from Sam, and gives off some of that Nick vibe.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=orAKUdYEqDg

"When you put your thingy in her hoo-hah..."

When you unironically sound like Patton Oswalt (and I doubt he ever saw this)... And the end of the joke happens to be true. It's stuff you say to a girl you have locked in your basement.

 

[Deviousmonk]

Sam Hyde of million dollar extreme fame is doing an ip2 style streamer house, and has 30,000 in lawyer fees already. It’s supposed to be interactive where people can donate to fuck with the autistic contestants. If only Sam read this thread he’d know that house would get swatted constantly if ip2 found out about it. They also actually tried to get Andy dick to host it

It’s called fishtank and will be live 24/7 starting April 18th

 

[Hazel Motes]

With Sam's audience? No way dude. The only thing that could bring this to a halt would be if one of the contestants broke down, but that would be good in its own way.

Swatting, maybe? Someone is bound to find the address and be 'le epic funny' and shut it down before it even starts being funny.

 

[Muu]

Swatting, maybe? Someone is bound to find the address and be 'le epic funny' and shut it down before it even starts being funny.

"Sam Hyde the alt right nazi torments mentally ill people stopped by Reddit (and that's a good thing)"

 

[Steinercard]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j6T0VG-F4vI

Sam you son of a bitch, I'm in. I know you read this thread. I'm looking forward to this and I hope the fat geisha looking girl spergs out after making everyone else seethe at how girlboss/ /cgl/schizo she is

 

[markzuckerbergslave]

I’m not giving people bad financial advice telling them to debtmax and try to game the loan system. That’s more what I take issue with.


Yet there are countless men with mentally ill exes that don’t have this reputation. Interesting..

my ex stalks my fiance and abused my dog and then claimed I did it. and I am some 9-5 normie. Imagine being someone with a shred of fame online

 

[PeggieBigCock]

The most likely theory about the Marky and other girl rumors are one of Sam's spurned mentally ill exs (probably the one that told the FBI he was manufacturing CP) has made it a mission to try and ruin him. If you've followed MDE long enough you know just how dedicated the Marky posters can be. If she was insane enough to lie about making child porn there is no doubt in my mind she would spend years trying to get Sam ruined.

Marky specifically has never personally brought attention to her relationship with Sam. I don't know where you even got that from.

 

[Dingdongdi]

Of course he could only find mystery meats, fats, and Asians for this gay shit

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Of course he could only find mystery meats, fats, and Asians for this gay shit

i think thats the point my friend.

 

[Robust User]

Of course he could only find mystery meats, fats, and Asians for this gay shit

People with self-respect tend to avoid doing stupid shit like this.

Imagine being an e-celeb

What a horrible existence

 

[Epic Fail Man]

People with self-respect tend to avoid doing stupid shit like this.

I'm surprised he didn't find any classic white trash reality show people, I guess the white race moved on.

 

[Berrakh]

I’m not giving people bad financial advice telling them to debtmax and try to game the loan system. That’s more what I take issue with.


Yet there are countless men with mentally ill exes that don’t have this reputation. Interesting..

I would agree… if Sam had several ‘mentally ill exes’ instead of the one.

 

[Dingdongdi]

I'm surprised he didn't find any classic white trash reality show people, I guess the white race moved on.

Yeah. I’m not surprised but it’s also kind of disappointing

 

[RedditorsAreFags]

Marky specifically has never personally brought attention to her relationship with Sam. I don't know where you even got that from.

re-read the post, he's talking about some crazy ex who keeps markyposting everywhere (which is true)

one of Sam's spurned mentally ill exs (probably the one that told the FBI he was manufacturing CP) has made it a mission to try and ruin him

 

[rrtyui]

Swatting, maybe? Someone is bound to find the address and be 'le epic funny' and shut it down before it even starts being funny.

That's just one of the challenges

 

[Smocaine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j6T0VG-F4vI

I hope they have a toilet cam dedicated just to the Asian gamer girl. She's a cutie.

 

[Fortyone]

So is fishtank a Sam Project or was it mostly Jet that came up with it? Jet is a confirmed IP2 enjoyer so he probably brainstormed it mostly