💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Swole McPole]

Teddy Baldassarre in my keewee farms! My watch bro!

The Pontiff already has a thread. Who needs another watch channel when you've got Bangers, Ladyboys and an enormous facial growth?

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

I'm just of the opinion that boogie paying someone to help him with his content would actually be a smart move, but this is a man who cheaps out on basically every aspect of his career. there is not a single commercial thing about his brand or his business that you often see with other content creators who call this their career. everything is lazily half-assed. while we do occasionally see outliers, like the higher production value of the where's my mountain dew written by AI video, they're usually one off instances that don't represent his overall content quality because it's never consistent and quite rare to see. I will say it's not entirely off the table that someone else is pulling the strings, or at the very least advising him in some manner, neither of which is doing a great job because his content is still the same trash he's been shitting out for years.

I understand your reasoning. But at the same time, Boogie has been on an activity spike since the Clum stream so you can understand the suspicion. It isn't in his nature to put in even bare minimum of effort yet we see him on podcasts and even making his own. And consider twitter; someone is wrangling him in some way because he didn't comment on the H3H3 drama or the Linus hack. Those two would've been prime topics for him to insert himself into with his stupid cold takes and to passive-aggressively reprimand the creators because he's jealous of them.
@Testicular Manslaugther Absolute golden find right there.

A theory; does Boogie actually drink mountain dew? The fact that he drinks some sugary soda in excess if obvious but wouldn't he drink some other cheaper beetus since there are plantey of knock-offs? He talks a lot about it but I think its because they were featured in his viral videos and because he sees them as a meme on his channel. Clum also seemed to be happy to push on here that he had it in his fridge. Wouldn't cheapskate Boogie get what gives him the best beetus for his buck?

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

@Administrator Flotsam To be fair, I didn't find it - I just sperged out on my minute knowledge of dipfuck factory creative agencies.

One obvious thing is that Boogie wouldn't possibly allow himself to be wrangled without something being held over him. I'm assuming they're investing in him - I'm not familiar with how investing in content creators work, but I assume it's an MCN-style setup where they skim the fat (huehuehue) off of any proceeds.

Judging from their size compared to the tiny head count (for context, many larger creative agencies will normally have 4-6 people on a project, some moreso than others) I'm assuming they're doing bare minimum shit. Keeping him on some minimum level of content and stopping him from being a legitimate retard.

I'm not expecting them to help him boost his content quality massively - they don't have the headcount. At most they're keeping him at a minimum level of fuckery so he remains profitable.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

@Administrator Flotsam To be fair, I didn't find it - I just sperged out on my minute knowledge of dipfuck factory creative agencies.

One obvious thing is that Boogie wouldn't possibly allow himself to be wrangled without something being held over him. I'm assuming they're investing in him - I'm not familiar with how investing in content creators work, but I assume it's an MCN-style setup where they skim the fat (huehuehue) off of any proceeds.

Judging from their size compared to the tiny head count (for context, many larger creative agencies will normally have 4-6 people on a project, some moreso than others) I'm assuming they're doing bare minimum shit. Keeping him on some minimum level of content and stopping him from being a legitimate retard.

I'm not expecting them to help him boost his content quality massively - they don't have the headcount. At most they're keeping him at a minimum level of fuckery so he remains profitable.

The people / creator number only struck a chord once you mentioned it and its intriguing. On one hand they don't have the numbers necessary to offer personalized help but on the other hand the CEO visited Boogie and filmed (and may still be filming) something with him. I think its safe to say that whatever they're doing won't be a ''documentary'' by any stretch of the word because if they're trying to keep Boogie afloat, a puff piece can't be a silver bullet.

Once he's able to put up a few months' worth of innocuous vids as a facade, I imagine the next step would be trying to get him sponsors. I don't know if the sponsorship with MetaPCs is still on but since both parties seem to have understood that its best not to mention eachother, I wonder who's going to be trashy enough to be the first sponsor of the Born Again Melon. Raid Shadow Legends? NordVPN? Probably not DollarShaveClub.

 

[xerxes]

I will disagree and say he more likey a super villain named the Blob from Xmen
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Boogie1488 would fit in well as one of The League of Fatties from Judge Dredd. If his youtube 'career' goes down the pan, he could always stick a belly wheel on his gut and do the cosplay circuit.

 

[Marc83]

CONTEST TIME!
DO NOT SPAM THE MAIN THREAD PLEASE.
(God this feels so pointless, there's no signs indicating the fight is happening but oh well, let's have some fun in the meantime.)

This contest is to award a winner $100 in crypto for guessing why the fight will not happen, and to guess what will happen if the fight moves on as planned. Plain and simple. All you need to do is send me a private message by Friday night west coast time with the following:
1. Why the fight will get canceled.
2. How the fight will play out.
Keep the answers to the point, you don't have to type a whole paragraph, but do be as detailed as you'd like to be.

EXAMPLE:
(Title) FIGHT
1. Keemstar can't secure contracts in time, Wings pulls out.
2. Boogie falls over too many times and can't get up, Wings wins.

If two people have the same answer, I'll draw names from a hat like last time. Winner will receive $100 in Ethereum. I think that's it? We may have to vote on what constitutes the reason for the cancelation because I can see Boogie and Wings finger pointing, but we'll deal with that later.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

The people / creator number only struck a chord once you mentioned it and its intriguing. On one hand they don't have the numbers necessary to offer personalized help but on the other hand the CEO visited Boogie and filmed (and may still be filming) something with him. I think its safe to say that whatever they're doing won't be a ''documentary'' by any stretch of the word because if they're trying to keep Boogie afloat, a puff piece can't be a silver bullet.

Once he's able to put up a few months' worth of innocuous vids as a facade, I imagine the next step would be trying to get him sponsors. I don't know if the sponsorship with MetaPCs is still on but since both parties seem to have understood that its best not to mention eachother, I wonder who's going to be trashy enough to be the first sponsor of the Born Again Melon. Raid Shadow Legends? NordVPN? Probably not DollarShaveClub.

I can tell you what I'd do as an example: A lot of these agencies keep a bunch of people on a kind of retainer. All sponsorship deals go through them, they handle negotiations, and most importantly, they function as a kind of mail order brochure. That's realistically also why their portfolio is so fucking huge.

Further tism below:

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It's great because dumb boomer CMOs can go to a place like this and say "hi I'd like to sell shit to vidya game people" and they can go "yes we've got this Melon guy he's been around for ages."

If I were in their shoes, I'd make him spit out innocuous content while making a documentary that serves two, maybe three purposes:

1. SEO the shit out of Boogie so it's the first thing you see when you Google him
2. Reignite conversation around him that's neutral-to-positive
3. As a bonus, frame my own agency as a place that can bring even the most useless beached whale out to sea. If you can salvage Boogie, you can salvage anything.

Once you've solved his SEO and made sure the last few months of uploads aren't shit-stirring, you've put enough lipstick on the pig than places too dumb to vet properly (a lot of smaller companies) or too swamped to spend time (Raid, NordVPN and the countless other machine gun influencer strategy companies) will take him as a good deal if they can't read analytics properly and just look at his sub count.

It'll also require some fuckery on their end. While sub counts etc are often used as an initial benchmark, almost all contracts will have SLA clauses about how much viewership the content actually gets. They'll have to either skirt this, or make him do things like TikTok that count video views as long as someone opens the app within six miles of him. Ez money from companies that don't do their homework.

 

[sure]

boogie must have saw my post because he just rebranded his patreon page to "Boogie Brings You Power of the Internet"

I'm having trouble with image uploads at the moment, so unfortunately no screencaps, but it's exactly what I expected. he has the same membership tier structure as his youtube channel membership priced at $2, $5, and $10, all of which offer nothing more than early access to the podcast. the only difference between the tiers is the price, that's it. $2 gets you all "perks" but if for whatever reason you believe this fat fuck deserves more of your hard earned money, he will gladly accept extra and conveniently provides you additional options with no shame.

you can pay boogie for youtube channel membership to gain early access to select youtube videos basically whenever the fuck he feels like it (which as of today has been never) with no set schedule or consistency. you give him money to decide for you when you should receive the benefits of your subscription instead of him devising a concrete plan for you to make an informed decision on whether or not you feel it's worth paying for a subscription. despite his podcast being nothing more than content for his youtube channel, your channel membership won't ever earn you early access to the podcast, you actually need a second subscription to the patreon page while once again hoping he keeps his word and honors the perks he's previously lied about to his channel members.

with such a bare bones reward structure, what he should do is revert his patreon to per creation billing, this way every time he posts an early access link to his podcast, he can charge his patrons for the post. this would ensure his patrons receive what they're paying for while incentivizing him to create the content in a meaningful timeframe so he can continue to make the extra cash. but he won't do that, because he needs an open ended subscription model so that a) once the podcast is over he's still raking in money from oblivious subscribers and b) if he decides to skip an episode for the month he can still collect a paycheck from patreon.

 

[thejackal2]

It's highly doubtful that 6 minute videos about marvel movies interspersed with 6 minute videos about vidya he hasn't played are going to revive his channel. His content, even if its "more consistent" now just sucks. And moreover, it sucks relative to all the other wonderful content on Youtube compared to 10 years ago.

He has no niche anymore. The best thing he could do would probably be to just become a streamer of one game. Maybe magic the gathering or hell, even WOW.

It's highly optimistic to think Clum, who from all indications appears to be the head of a tiny organization with no real clout or money itself, is going to suddenly turn a guy that loses 10k subs a month and barely can crack 20k views a video into the guy that at one point had 5 million subs and was easily getting 200-300k views a video. That's just not happening.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

It's highly optimistic to think Clum, who from all indications appears to be the head of a tiny organization with no real clout or money itself, is going to suddenly turn a guy that loses 10k subs a month and barely can crack 20k views a video into the guy that at one point had 5 million subs and was easily getting 200-300k views a video. That's just not happening.

I don't necessarily disagree. A much much more likely scenario is a fairly predatory deal with Melon that lets them milk the last few drops of revenue coming out of beating the dying horse.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

Here's a few highlights from Boogs' April 11th Twitch stream.

"I was with a partner who was into butt stuff. She wanted butt stuff done to her, which I'm okay with, but she also wanted to do butt stuff to me."

A) Lol at him expecting anyone to believe that there's ever been a single woman who agrees with the statement "I want to do butt stuff to Boogie2988". The barely legal and chronically molested big-titty goth girls he lusts after are jumping at the chance to digitally penetrate Boogie2988's asshole. You better believe it!

B) Is Boogie such a submissive cuck that even when he's paying hundreds of thousands of dollars (his words) to these broken young women for "sex"/their companionship/"good morning" texts/to pretend they're able to tolerate him, he's still allowing them to direct their contractual version of sexual encounters in such a way that he makes it sound here? Including what sounds like line item to-do/not to-do lists, and thanking them profusely for the chance to eat their ass? Nobody can convince me that Boogie has had sex. That $300k donation to prostitutes could've been $300mil, I'm still saying no chance.

C) The evolution of Boogie referring to prostitutes-for-hire as his "girlfriend" who "he thinks might be the one" now down to "a partner" is very funny. The word you're looking for is whore, Boogs. I tried to track down the Tweet of Boogie calling his Fall 2020 era sugarbaby from Seeking (Cass, I believe) "the one" but am unable to find it atm.

 

[Lugubrious]

Here's a few highlights from Boogs' April 11th Twitch stream.

twitch april 12.mp4

The new wise mushroom dropping Boogie

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

I'm surprised he isn't weighing in on SunnyV2's new video. It has Mr. Beast (big name for easy attention), SunnyV2 (one of the biggest channels that has gone after Boogie), and a side dish of him being able to show how much of a trans supporter he is.

Why Chris Will Soon Be A Nightmare For MrBeast

Chris Tyson has been in a bit of hot water recently, and there have been plenty of videos on that, but how will this drama effect MrBeast? Is this going to b...

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[GodofAnnihilation]

Here's a few highlights from Boogs' April 11th Twitch stream.

twitch april 12.mp4

0:38 OK I'M OUT THIS THREAD. GOODBYE.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

I don't necessarily disagree. A much much more likely scenario is a fairly predatory deal with Melon that lets them milk the last few drops of revenue coming out of beating the dying horse.

I could see this and like the idea that with as lazy and unproductive Boogie is, he just fell for Clum giving him praise and the promises of reviving his channel. Were talking about a man who will just sit and do nothing expecting someone to magically appear and take care of all his issues. I bet the set up was the documentary and then came a deal that just decided to just drain Boogie dry while also putting him in a position where he has to make content or be legally fucked.

0:38 OK I'M OUT THIS THREAD. GOODBYE.

"Am I doing it right Mike Clum? Is this how I make enough money for infinite pizza and barely legal pussy?"

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As if Boogie had the foresight to give a shit what people tell him what to do, or what they think. Hes going full course on the meds. Im gonna speculate that he has been getting some meds from his frequent doctor visits and just going unleashed online.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I'm surprised he isn't weighing in on SunnyV2's new video. It has Mr. Beast (big name for easy attention), SunnyV2 (one of the biggest channels that has gone after Boogie), and a side dish of him being able to show how much of a trans supporter he is.

Why Chris Will Soon Be A Nightmare For MrBeast

Chris Tyson has been in a bit of hot water recently, and there have been plenty of videos on that, but how will this drama effect MrBeast? Is this going to b...

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Give it a couple of weeks. Boogie needs to roll out of whatever sugar-induced stupor he's currently in, stop jerking off to 18y/o e-girls long enough to browse Twitter, and then see which way the metaphorical winds are blowing so he can formulate a sufficiantly fencesitting opinion.

 

[Sicilian1984]

While logic would point to the fight not happening due to the laziness of Boogie and Richard I do think it will happen in some form. The reason is Keemstar.

DSP has been criticizing this from the outset and I think this will cause Keem not to let it fail out of spite alone.

 

[Lugubrious]

I'm surprised he isn't weighing in on SunnyV2's new video. It has Mr. Beast (big name for easy attention), SunnyV2 (one of the biggest channels that has gone after Boogie), and a side dish of him being able to show how much of a trans supporter he is.

Why Chris Will Soon Be A Nightmare For MrBeast

Chris Tyson has been in a bit of hot water recently, and there have been plenty of videos on that, but how will this drama effect MrBeast? Is this going to b...

youtu.be

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He must of just come on here because

 

[Android18]

Idk if anyone is keep track of friends boogie has, but now he has a manager. According to him on stream, this manager is responsible for doing stuff like reading the boxing contract. Weird for a guy struggling financially to hire a manager for something like that...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Idk if anyone is keep track of friends boogie has, but now he has a manager.

The homeless guy who lives in the cart carrels at my local supermarket is more likely to require a manager than Boogie. Holy shit he’s delusional.