🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Anna, and the other death fats tbh, absolutely kill me every time they discover a disease they can blame for their health problems that isn’t directly caused by obesity. It’s like they think they’ve cracked the code and proved everyone wrong. But at the end of the day, it doesn’t fucking matter because it’s still true that 99.9% of these diseases are still kept in check by eating healthy, getting sleep, and going outside for a walk most days. Bonus: you will lose weight too.
I know I know it’s been said a million times but Anna saying that losing weight could have hurt her drove me mati
 
Diet Coke 4 Life dijo:
Leave it to Anna to leave behind the food tracker that works.

Yeah, it's absolute shit for workout calorie burn. That's why you use another app and have it input its findings into MFP.

(or you do what most serious users of MFP do - use it for food tracking, use /anything/ else to track exercise, and base everything off of BMR rather than TDEE.)

But it's not like it matters - Anna's gone full HAES and FA and whining about anything that attributes her health issues to weight. She'll never try to lose again because she enjoys her drinkie-treats far too much. And Disney deserts. And food in general.
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She's part of what, a minimum 3 death fats we have here that are in a 'giving up the pretense' phase-Hamber, April & Anna. April with her 'moving to Hawaii', Hamber with her 'no WLS disappointment' and Anna with whatever the tipping point was recently, I can't tell for her. But at least 3 at the same time.
 
Spring Essentials 2023: Must-Have Hair, Beauty, & Jewelry Picks You'll LOVE!
(04/09/2023)

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The chips Anna is schilling:
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$59 for a dozen 2.25oz bags
Note there are four servings per bag. That’s 680 calories per bag along with 1,089mg of sodium.
 
Item one, Amika dry shampoo, $30.00: Anna says she's personally tested this up to four days and that 'nobody could tell'. Nobody except the people in this thread, anyway, because we've noted her filthy, greasy hair about every third page. Her hairdresser got her onto this, so I'm betting she buys it from her hairdresser because Anna's the type of sad bitch to buy friends.

Item two, Eradikate Acne Mark Fading Gel, $68.00: Because what she needs to worry about are the MARKS from her weeping sores. Once they heal, I mean. They're totally going to heal, guys, those aren't the same weeping sores from, like, two months ago. And when they heal, she'll be ready with some $68.00 gel. Also, Anna calling her sores 'acne' is sad.

Item three, Cinema Secrets makeup brush cleaner, $24.00: I'm not a huge makeup person so it straight up did not occur to me that Anna's been using the same makeup brushes and sponges on, again, her weeping sores over and over again without cleaning them. Oh my actual God. Anna says she wants the viewer to be 'better than me' regarding cleaning their makeup brushes. Anna, most people are better than you in general. Just at being functioning humans.

Oh fuck yes we're getting to Anna cleaning up her diet. New nutrition plan, nutritionist, doctor. Increasing protein, decreasing sugar and carbs. Lol ok. Item four, Wilde protein chips, $99 for a 12 pack: They're a "sometimes treat" for Anna. Anna is not capable of having "sometimes treats", as any observer can tell given that she's the size of a water buffalo. (These do sound pretty tasty though.)

Item five, Nina Berenato jade teardrop ring, $80.00: Anna deserved a "little present" for going to Houston for some "big doctor's appointments". Repeats that she deserved a "little present" twice in fifteen seconds. Emphasizes that the stone is dangling and that it represents her right now. "I'm holding on, and in that holding on I'm beautiful."

Item six, Rachel Ray Soup Bones: Substitute for Greenies for Data. Dog treats. At least she's feeding him dog-appropriate treats and not human food like some fats.

Item seven, Vionic Recovery Sandals: Currently recovering from plantar fasciitis. Ugly and boring.
 
iSaidShhh dijo:
Item six, Rachel Ray Soup Bones: Substitute for Greenies for Data. Dog treats. At least she's feeding him dog-appropriate treats and not human food like some fats.
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She notably says "we've been giving him these". You and who, Anna. The dog walker?
Also, really offhandedly mentions that Data needs to be motivated to eat. That poor sweetheart.
 
Haesindang Park dijo:
Those look like Hoka sandals. And last time I checked, doesn't obesity cause plantar fasciitis?
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Yup.

Had it myself, but it was due to being a senior supervisor in a propulsion plant. On my feet 16-20 hours a day, walking on steel deckplates, in steel-toed boots. Will state that plantar fasciitis fucking sucks and I pity anyone who has to suffer through it, whether or not you caused it yourself by eating yourself to the weight of a Suzuki Intruder.
 
The fact that she has the audacity to continue shilling skincare when we've all seen the horrific state of her skin will never cease to amaze me.
 
Awwwww…..poor Anna was working so hard yesterday and today and is all alone on Easter. (She works for herself and could have scheduled this Easter weekend off and visited her Father) But we all know she wasn’t truly alone with all that Easter Target candy she scarfed down today. This cow lies as much as she eats.
 
Simon dijo:
What a useless fucking purchase. Just eat some beans, peanut butter, protein shake, meat, literally anything will be cheaper & more delicious. Fatties love complicating 'eating healthy'.
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I’m skeptical that a nutritionist is giving Anna the okay to eat salted processed chips from a bag, but we’ve all heard about the kind of yes-men she hires to avoid facing hard truths. Remember when she was downing those keto gummies or whatever the fuck they were by the handful?
 
Why isn't Anna any good at what she does? You'd think after all this time she'd be more polished and sophisticated. She's been at this shit for years and yet she's still awkward and fumbling and unfunny and not charming. She's got zero charisma and her vapid quirky shtick is cringey as hell. Her sense of style hasn't improved at all--if anything it's gotten worse. Like, she is just shockingly bad at what she does. She continuously gives off this anxious-nervous vibe; she acts like it's her first day on the job and she's still a rookie learning the ropes. It's off-putting. I wonder how many people in Anna's life genuinely like spending time with her. How many people call her a true friend or confidante? I guess it's a good thing she has money.
 
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The ears she is wearing here cost $195. They are simply reflective plastic and regular ears...but they are called Disney 100 Platinum Ears so disney sold them for almost $200.
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Total $537

Look $171
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JessaKae Honey Bee Dress $158
Amazon 69" Long Pearl Necklace $13

Items $366
Sephora amika Perk Up Plus Extended Clean Dry Shampoo $30 5.3oz
Ulta Kate Somerville EradiKate Acne Mark Fading Gel $68 1oz
Sephora Cinema Secrets Professional Makeup Brush Cleaner - Lemon $45 32oz
Sephora beautyblender Main Squeeze Beauty Sponge and Cleanser Set $35
Wilde Himalayan Pink Salt Chicken Chips 2.25oz (3 Count) $16
Nina Berenato Jewelry Jade Teardrop Ring $80
Rachael Ray Nutrish Soup Bones Dental Dog Treats Chicken & Vegetable Flavor $11 23.1 oz
Vionic All Gender Blissful Rejuvenate Recovery Sandal $80

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R8 me l8 but when I saw Anna + Miami + art I was so excited for an art basel video or something. Besides Wynwood she went nowhere with actual art or which engages with the actual Miami art community. Just selfie museums and tourist attractions masquerading as culture. Idk what I expected...
please go to art basel. You want to go to art basel. You want to get laughed at by the skinny gallery girls and derided for your lack of knowlege when you try and talk about a work. You really really want to film yourself doing a tick tock dance in the Gagosian booth only for your rippling flab to knock over a priceless sculpture and have to pay several million dollars in damages. You want to make people question whether you are some kind of fucked up performance piece. You really really really want to go to art basel
 
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