It has been years since he first told the story about doing this (without names at the time), but it was both a brag that he could do it as a solo practitioner without hard rules against it, and an attempt to throw opposing lawyers off by having them underestimate him. He missed the part where it made him look like an idiot. We've also seen his motion practice, and I'm not sure they were super far off their initial impressions.
Jesus did he never advance socially beyond being 13 years old? Most people advance beyond their realization that they can just break norms by the time they reach their 30s.
Being a real life version of the "I'm only pretending to be retarded" meme is not a recommendable strategy for life.
He does his clumsy pilpul for everything because he is a (compulsive) liar. When he shits his pants he will still go on stream to explain that it isn't about whether or not he shit himself it's WHY he shit himself and because he INTENDED to shit himself it's completely different from what all the normal sane people with self respect think it is.
And Drex’s Balldoguard is that all white guys get drunk and act gay, because it’s a white guy thing. Uh no Drex, it’s just a thing your gay buddy who’s wife you‘re plowing does (and perhaps some of your self projection onto whitey). As a white guy who’s been drunk way too much over the years, I can most certainly attest to the fact your attempt at logic is bullshit. I’ve gawked at a lot of females and tried to bed plenty in a drunken stooper, but haven’t once had the urge to suck a dick when hammered.
My experience when I've been around drunk straight white males is that they get less gay because they stop pretending to support that bullshit once their inhibitions are lowered. Stupid shit yeah, gay shit nah. Tbf my experience is limited to a brother and a friend and my wife got sick of them being around when they were drunk so that was only for a short time. So heave grain of salt possibly with the anecdotal evidence from me.
Before Drexel would say that it's just women who could be down for anything when conditions were right. Now he implies that all white folk cannot claim to be super-straight. This coming from the guy who was looking around for his balldo in that same stream. A long time to keep something like that around if it's supposed to be just a joke, though it might explain all the drunk gay dudes he hangs around.
Sure, but there are things that demonstrably and drastically increase the chances of death by certain causes. Just because sometimes non smokers die of lung cancer and fit middle aged men that have never drank die of liver cancer doesn't mean you can or should be a degenerate that smokes, drinks, and has a diet consisting of starch, cheese, meat, and sugar and expect to live into your 70s.
Do heretical Christian’s even celebrate Easter? I’m laying heavy odds he murders one of his kids this weekend. As much as he hates them I’ve got to imagine spending any time at an Easter egg hunt will surely incite a rage from him that has yet to be known on this mortal plane.
I keep imagining his floating face up and his dick pointing straight up like a periscope. His wilf sitting there staring with a weird ecpression like the hardon was something she hadn't seen on him for a long time.
Maybe they do Easter Balldo hunt with the kids. "Hey, Nick! Nick! Nick! where's my Balldo?"
Look, I get that Legal Vices is a Mormon apostate who will inevitably end up OD'ing in a Chinatown opium den, pants down and violently hemorrhaging from some kind of oversized insertion, but I'd really hoped our wholesome boy Gosney would know better than to continue associating with these people.
You really think that lazy bastard goes for an easter egg hunt with his kids? Like, wtf, seriously, man?
