🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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you could plan a picnic on that thing.
 
Finns would not even know what to do with loud, cackling, performative Anna. They've been practicing social distancing since before it was cool.
Anna is actually already very familiar with part of Finnish culture: kalsarikännit which means something like "getting drunk at home on your own in your underwear"

a joke about Finns:

Two Finn's went to a bar.

After a few hours drinking in silence, one says to the other "So, how are you?" The other replied: "I thought we were here to drink"

late on Finland sperging but couldn't resist.
 
This dress is not done up. Is Anna outgrowing dresses now?
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Surprisingly it is done up. It's just a tied in a bow back. Anna has sad tits that are no match for her massive hips. She really needs to buy clothes sold in two pieces separately so she can get a larger size bottom and a smaller top.

Never mind though she's going to buy this dress in a smaller size. Basically, once again nothing actually fit her properly. I really think she should do what some other fat Youtubers do and show herself trying to sit in these outfits. Most would rip at the seams they are so tight on her when she's standing up.
 
The green dress doesn’t fit her, and is out of style. Tiers have come and gone, handkerchief hems are leaving, and …well, everything she wears is old-fashioned but what am I saying? If she gets anything to fit, that’s all that matters anymore. She doesn’t though. She’d rather have it sort of fit her top and be stretched super tight across her hips and belly.

I know what she bought in Houston for her “hard” thing. It was her second LV bag. Remember, it’s not all shown in order. She showed a pink LV Twist, a black one I can’t remember but which might have been a Dauphine (maybe a Malle) and mentioned being invited to an LV event. We don’t know what order those things happened. I think invitation where she purchased the twist, then the black bag in Houston. Just a guess.

What if it is M600PL? That shower scene would be so great! It could explain all the medical stuff she is suddenly doing. Likely though, she’s just going to pay for weightloss surgury. I don’t think she’d stoop to presenting as the filthy sad sacks they like with the camera placed on the floor, and I think she’s not poor enough for them. I’ve never seen anybody who lived in a luxury high rise.

I’m sure there is a surgeon in Austin and like Boogie, she won’t have to lose the 50 lbs in one munt. Just go on the liver shrinking diet. And like Boogie, she’ll lose 150 lbs and eat it back again.
 
The green dress doesn’t fit her, and is out of style. Tiers have come and gone, handkerchief hems are leaving, and …well, everything she wears is old-fashioned but what am I saying? If she gets anything to fit, that’s all that matters anymore. She doesn’t though. She’d rather have it sort of fit her top and be stretched super tight across her hips and belly.

I know what she bought in Houston for her “hard” thing. It was her second LV bag. Remember, it’s not all shown in order. She showed a pink LV Twist, a black one I can’t remember but which might have been a Dauphine (maybe a Malle) and mentioned being invited to an LV event. We don’t know what order those things happened. I think invitation where she purchased the twist, then the black bag in Houston. Just a guess.

What if it is M600PL? That shower scene would be so great! It could explain all the medical stuff she is suddenly doing. Likely though, she’s just going to pay for weightloss surgury. I don’t think she’d stoop to presenting as the filthy sad sacks they like with the camera placed on the floor, and I think she’s not poor enough for them. I’ve never seen anybody who lived in a luxury high rise.

I’m sure there is a surgeon in Austin and like Boogie, she won’t have to lose the 50 lbs in one munt. Just go on the liver shrinking diet. And like Boogie, she’ll lose 150 lbs and eat it back again.
I agree that she's probably not going on M600PL and never will. But I do wonder if she even has enough self-awareness to realize how she's be presented. Anna might think if she was on the show she'd be very different and outrageous and blow all their minds with her charm and wit. That's what she must tell herself every day to be posting this stuff. She wore an "I'm fat, let's party" Tshirt to Coachella or wherever, ffs lol
 
The first third of every M600PL episode is all about "I'm so fat, look at how my life sucks".

Anna would  never cop to her miserable life being being anything but sunshine and "I'm fat (tee hee) but can do everything everyone else can do and more!!" No fucking way would she be part of a show that reveals the actual truth of how she lives.
 
The first third of every M600PL episode is all about "I'm so fat, look at how my life sucks".

Anna would  never cop to her miserable life being being anything but sunshine and "I'm fat (tee hee) but can do everything everyone else can do and more!!" No fucking way would she be part of a show that reveals the actual truth of how she lives.
That's how all of these fat activists are. They are all literally 400+ pounds and only post about how awesome being nearly immobile is. Anna will never admit how awful her life is, even if she gains more.
 
Anna has been a busy bee doing both a youtube haul and 2 text hauls.
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Total All Hauls $2,145

Youtube Haul Total $1,099

Shoe Haul Total $785

Sock Haul Total $261


Youtube Haul Recap:
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Most items linked are in 5X.

Total $1,099

Intro $104
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Torrid Harper Georgette Pullover 3/4 Sleeve Blouse $50
ASOS Topshop Curve mesh grunge lace top zebra print midi skirt in yellow and black $54

Look 1 $90
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Amazon The Drop Women's Asher Long Sleeve Cropped Crochet Top $40
Amazon The Drop Women's Halle Crochet Midi Skirt With Side Slit $50

Look 2 $60
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Amazon The Drop Women's Ashley Asymmetrical Slip Dress $60

Look 3 $110
This had really bad reviews for running too big.
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Amazon The Drop Women's Miya Bell Sleeve Sweater Shrug With Chain $45
Amazon The Drop Women's Miya Sweater Bralette $25
Amazon The Drop Women's Miya Sweater Bike Short $40

Look 4 $70
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Amazon The Drop Women's Sade Linen Cut-Out Midi $70

Look 5 $75
She has this one on wrong.
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Amazon The Drop Women's Shaana Striped Halter Neck Maxi Dress $75

Look 6 $80
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Amazon The Drop Women's Kavya Poplin Short Sleeve Tee $40
Amazon The Drop Women's Jada High Waist Loose-Fit Short $40

Look 7 $60
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Amazon The Drop Women's Scarlett Cowl-Neck Slip Dress $60

Look 8 $70
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Amazon The Drop Women's Brinda Cotton Cut-Out Halter Maxi Dress $70

Look 9 $70
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Amazon The Drop Women's Prisha Cut-Out Poplin Midi Dress $70

Look 10 $90
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Amazon The Drop Women's Lee Crochet Cardigan $50
Amazon The Drop Women's Lee Drawstring Crochet Shorts $40

Look 11 $75
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Amazon The Drop Women's Tulsi Ruffle Sleeve Eyelet Maxi Dress $75

Look 12 $65
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Amazon The Drop Women's Shelby Tie Up Cutout Slip Dress $65

Shoes $80
Amazon Vionic All Gender Blissful Rejuvenate Recovery Sandal

Comments:
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Shoe Haul Recap:
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Total $785
Hoka Clifton 9 $145
On Cloud CloudMonster $170
On Cloud CloudUltra $180
Vionic All Gender Blissful Rejuvenate Recovery Sandal $80
Vionic Women's Women's Rest Amber Backstrap Sandal $90
Teva Hurricane XLT2 $75
Teva Hurricane Drift $45

Sock Haul Recap:
These socks are in 3x or 4x...they are NOT compression socks they are huge socks...
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Total $261
Amazon Diu Life 3 Pairs Plus Size Compression Socks for Women $14
Amazon FuelMeFoot Plus Size Compression Socks $27
Amazon Wide Calf Compression Socks for Women $50
Amazon HLTPRO 4 Pairs Plus Size Compression Socks for Women & Men $30
Amazon BAMS Plus Size Compression Socks Wide Calf XXL XXXL $18
Amazon WHOTAY Plus Size Compression Socks Wide Calf for Women $30
Amazon Plus Size Compression Socks Wide Calf 20-30 mmHg Knee High Circulation for Women&Men 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL $10
Amazon XAIVEZL Compression Socks for Women Circulation Plus Size Compression Socks Wide Calf Knee High Support $12
Amazon Doc Miller Calf Compression Sleeve Men and Women $19
Amazon BLU HORN Knee High Compression Socks $18
Amazon NEWZILL Medical Compression Socks for Women & Men $33
 
I cannot fathom how anyone, even someone as deluded as Anna, could see that orange checked cardigan/shorts combo and think that it would look good on anyone ever, let alone themselves.
 
This is the worst haul yet. She’s given up any pretense of even trying— no clothing rack, no accessorizing, or really even building a complete outfit. It’s just “here’s a dress” as she shuffles along her kitchen in those filthy slip-on sandals that don’t go with anything.
 
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