💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Chan the Wizard]

She should probably visit a bakery instead.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

I hope everything turns out orange juice, too.

 

[fridgesrants]

That's probably why. She seems loath to actually interact with other weebs in a non-Photoshoppable environment.

Is that why she stopped going to anime conventions?

 

[tblt]

Ok first of all I'm horrified. Second, the way she wrote "my genitals are changing" is so fucking forcefully cryptic and awkward, like she's trying to write the way an anime protag would speak. That adds an extra layer of cringe.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Ver archivo adjunto 102073 "My genitals are changing"...

Have to ask, assuming it is some nasty infection, did she get it from using dirty toys, from a recent partner she doesn't speak of, or, worst case, a long-brewing infection she chose to ignore for a really long time?

No intention to A-Log or anything here, I'm just not versed enough in Pixyteri lore.

 

[CWCissey]

Have to ask, assuming it is some nasty infection, did she get it from using dirty toys, from a recent partner she doesn't speak of, or, worst case, a long-brewing infection she chose to ignore for a really long time?

No intention to A-Log or anything here, I'm just not versed enough in Pixyteri lore.

Probably all 3 knowing Pixy.

 

[Ntwadumela]

This is what happens when you don't clean yourself everyday folks. Let that be a cautionary tale for you.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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"I just want them to be honest and not lie about what's going on"

(*facepalm*)

Why the hell would a doctor lie to you about your condition and if yours does this on a regular basis then you need to find a better doctor.

Also she says it doesn't hurt which pretty much rules out an infection. Shes too young, statistically speaking, for menopause and if there was any kind of STD then there's usually some kind of discharge. My guess is? Her weight loss has resulted in her being able to see more of herself than she did before. It looks different so she's getting freaked out. Doctor is going to find nothing wrong which will lead her to think he's lying and she'll run back to Facebook to cry and get asspats from all her followers.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

No way is this a legit medical problem. Her pussy has been forged in the fires of a hundred yeast infections, has been cleft in twain by more dirt-caked floor dildos than there are stars in the sky, has been torn asunder countless times by dry shaving with her mom's razor and has been mercilessly pounded like the hull of an icebreaker yet has emerged unscathed. Her vaginal DR lies somewhere between "the incredible hulk in a tank" and "a super mutant wearing power armor". When the dust settles from World War III, all that will remain are roaches, crates full of Twinkies and Pixyteri's nightmarish snatch.

My money is on her finally losing enough weight to deflate her FUPA and freaking out because she's a tard. Either that or she's officially become crazy enough to think her vag is mutating into a penis and we are finally witnessing the dawn of the PT tranny saga we've all hoped for.

 

[XYZpdq]

Either that or she's officially become crazy enough to think her vag is mutating into a penis and we are finally witnessing the dawn of the PT tranny saga we've all hoped for.

merely a tranny is not kawaii and nihongo-jin enough, it's got to be La Blu Girl / Chyna ginormous clitdick futa action

 

[Golly]

I think I remember her mentioning her vag pushing things out. Since Pixy is clearly not the most relaxed individual, it's not impossible for her to have developed some muscle tension issues on top of whatever else might be going on.

If this continues, this thread is going to need to hold some kind of Pixy pool for possible diagnoses.

 

[CWCissey]

I think I remember her mentioning her vag pushing things out. Since Pixy is clearly not the most relaxed individual, it's not impossible for her to have developed some muscle tension issues on top of whatever else might be going on.

If this continues, this thread is going to need to hold some kind of Pixy pool for possible diagnoses.

Put me down for a tenner on 'Pixy's clunge has gained sentience and is now actively rejecting all offerings out of fear of being responsible for Pixy 2.0'

 

[Petronella]

I think I remember her mentioning her vag pushing things out.

For a second I thought you were saying she has kids and nearly had a heart attack.

 

[Drago]

I'm putting money on her having left a tampon in for a month or ten.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

5 GBPs says the yeast in PTs vagina formed a loaf of bread inside of her.

 

[derpi]

Twenty bucks on a prolapsed vagina

 

[Mrs_Grugan]

What if she has some large cauliflower sized genital warts? Super kawaii!

 

[yasscat]

No way is this a legit medical problem. Her pussy has been forged in the fires of a hundred yeast infections, has been cleft in twain by more dirt-caked floor dildos than there are stars in the sky, has been torn asunder countless times by dry shaving with her mom's razor and has been mercilessly pounded like the hull of an icebreaker yet has emerged unscathed. Her vaginal DR lies somewhere between "the incredible hulk in a tank" and "a super mutant wearing power armor". When the dust settles from World War III, all that will remain are roaches, crates full of Twinkies and Pixyteri's nightmarish snatch.

I cackled irl. Alas, somehow quoting this post to my bestie did not explain to her why I lost my shit.

 

[4Macie]

"I don't want them to put anything in me or give me a Pap smear" followed by a "I don't want them to lie to me".

The fuck? If you go in for a OBGYN appointment...of course they have to put something in you. At least the thing that opens you up and then their fingers and other tools. Not to mention the fact that if you say ANYTHING is off about your vagina, they'll pretty much have to give you a Pap smear. Paps don't even hurt, so I'm not sure why she's upset by getting one. UNLESS she's gotten them before and they always come back positive for something or another.

My doctor always asks for a sexual history update when I go for yearly check ups...maybe PT's does too and she doesn't want to tell them either A) the plethora of guys she's fucked or B) that she's gotten nothing and no prospects at 30+ years old. Of course, the doctor doesn't give a fuck, they just have to know so they can diagnose your problem.

Sidenote: Why does she know her vagina looks weird? Granted, I think vaginas look weird normally..but why was she looking at hers often enough to notice something weird? Good on her for checking, I guess. But what prompted her to look in the first place? She claims it doesn't hurt, but something had to draw her attention to it. Maybe it's Yeast Infection 5.0 coming back.

 

[tblt]

She threw a bunch of stuff on her ebay to prepare for unemployment