How would the plot of “Six Million and One Dalmatians” go?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Come on, think people.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Cruella would be literally Hitler and that's the plot line, puppy auschwitz. I'm fine when it's jews but if you're gonna holocaust puppies we're gonna brawl in the street mother fucker.

 

[Xenomorph]

Are you on coke? No seriously, are you?

 

[Haint]

Wouldn't happen because the Jews, the elites, Hollywood.

 

[Schizotism]

Wouldn't happen because the Jews, the elites, Hollywood.

Dogs aren't je-

 

[Fetish Roulette]

That's a ridiculous idea for a movie. Even if the coat factories were operating for 24 hours a day every day for 6 years, they still wouldn't be able to make six million and one dalmatians into fur coats. The amount in raw materials it would take to operate the coat factories would also cost far beyond the amount of money Cruella de Vil would be able to afford given her ongoing conflict with Roger and Anita Radcliffe. Especially given the highly dubious recordkeeping of 1960s' England, I certainly wouldn't trust any film that attempts to make the claim that six million and one dalmatians were fur-coated.

 

[JethroTullamore]

“There were too many Dalmatians”

“So we pushed them into the river”

The end.

 

[Moths]

It would go into the oven

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

Cruella de vil is actually a tranny named Kurt dunwell and he Wants to be around a bunch of kids so he does a brain blast big head and comes up with the idea to get 6 million puppies together in a big circus for the kids so he can get really close to them.

Edit he's going to steal the puppys from a slobbering mutt and it's up to a local kiwi farmer and there dog to stop him

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

up in smoke

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

A large population of dogs of a breed with excessive health problems decide to end it all in a massive suicide event.

 

[Roast]

literally just 101 Dalmatians but sixty thousand times larger and longer in scale

it has a run time of 4740000 minutes and 79 seconds

 

[vomitusdeux]

I changed my mind, they could have a dalmatian plantation where they pick cotton