Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Norvic]

I'm trying to fathom what conceivable brain malfunction could cause someone to believe the 80s weren't a cultural wasteland. At least Frank has taste.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Let's blast through with Sonic speed

 

[soliloquyR]

Let's blast through with Sonic speed

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John should be a team jog motivator. When his group sees him running towards, them they'll take off like the Flash.

 

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John should be a team jog motivator. When his group sees him running towards, them they'll take off like the Flash.

They better. She moves like a demon possessed.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Let's blast through with Sonic speed

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Spoiler: I have no idea either, I guess autism took over my brain for a moment...

 

[AnOminous]

Please settle this marriage argument. Who is a shittier human being, John or Frank?

John. At least twice as shitty.

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Where is the fucking game you useless tranny shit

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"I Think We're Alone Now" is a Tommy James and the Shondells song, you nitwit. And that cover was utter ass.

 

[The Grimace]

I dont see Senran Kagura on that list. Where did you find it?

What I did find is a lot of other problematic games for SJWs:

Spoiler: Nitro+ Blasters

Pre order artwork bonuses for the Japanese game:
http://www.senpaigamer.com/sony-pla...uel-pre-order-gift-illustrations-published-09

those tan lines

Spoiler: Time and Eternity (lol what a shit game)

Fanservice shower browser minigame used for promotion:
http://www.capsulecomputers.asia/2012/10/toki-to-towa-given-a-promotional-shower-mini-game/

Spoiler: LOLipop Chainsaw

Spoiler: Hyperdimension Neptunia

Other Potentially Problematic games:

Blazblue Continuum Shift: That loli Platinum
Blazblue Calamity Trigger
Fat Princess


I dont remember this incident. Care to share?


So a company needs to make a profit for 3 years or the IRS will come after them?

Did sjws get triggered over Skullgirls, too? Most of the characters are dressed pretty skimpily.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut the fuck up, also Hilary has a vagina."

I'm not screencapping the rest because it's gay and unrealistic.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Yup Germany and Japan....Total backwaters...

 

[Ruin]

Yea Hillary cares so much about the poor. Just like rich white man Brianna Wu.

Birds of a feather and all that.

 

[Anyone]

On a sidenote: Has John announced a new launch date for the game?
I am really wondering if he fucked up and lost data or something and he didn´t backup for whatever reason.

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Revolution_60_Release_Date_Failures#May_18th.2C_2016_-_LAUNCH_ABORTED

He said the week after overwatch, which should be next week. But honestly the game is not being released next week and if I could guess it will not be released even the next month.

Honestly if he could release he should do it right away and sell all the assets of GSK-studios. After that he should piggy-back on Frank. At this point I´m even wondering if Wu could still change her/his live in a hypothetical situation. With no apparent skills whatsoever (Besides a dodgy resume) He would most likely not get a job anywhere. And judging by his often poor logical reasoning I am doubtful he could learn any valuble skill. The best thing that could happen if he shot herself and/or fell on something spiky resulting in a partial frontal lobectomy which would radically change his behaviour.

The cards are stacked against you John. (He probably reads this, otherwise its still worth the shot!)

 

[That's A Rapp]

Of course he reads the farms. He's a narcissist

 

[vertexwindi]

The game is coming out next week and still no reply to my request for a press copy.

Jeez John, how do you expect to market this game?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The game is coming out next week and still no reply to my request for a press copy.

Jeez John, how do you expect to market this game?

Did you email, Natalie?
You have to email, Natalie.
John is too important to read emails.

 

[Ronald Crump]

Let's blast through with Sonic speed

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Just imagine it, Wu running towards you snarling. How do you defend yourself?

 

[Jaimas]

Did sjws get triggered over Skullgirls, too? Most of the characters are dressed pretty skimpily.

They were actually divided. Roughly half found them problematic because big tits and skimpy outfits, the other found them awesome because female empowerment raaaargh. It would mark one of several moments where a schism between the various intersectional branches would pop open and shriek like a Lovecraftian horror.

Just imagine it, Wu running towards you snarling. How do you defend yourself?

Shotgun, aim for center of mass.

Did you email, Natalie?
You have to email, Natalie.
John is too important to read emails.

...Funny you mention this.

I have a friend at a comparatively modest games reviewing site, and they, mostly out of morbid curiosity after we had written about it, tried repeatedly to get a press copy of Revolution 60 around May 10th.

Giant Spacekat never responded.

Draw your own conclusions.

 

[Rou]

Just imagine it, Wu running towards you snarling. How do you defend yourself?

With my male privilege.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

"I'm right, your wrong, shut the fuck up, also Hilary has a vagina."

I'm not screencapping the rest because it's gay and unrealistic.

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"It's time to grow up and get behind Hillary"
Again with the insinuation that only "children" would support Bernie...
Also you sure can tell BriBri is a Globethrotter of unparalleled expertise, with a rich background of illustrous travels under her gutbelt, such as her adventerous journey to Winnipeg. After all, she can lecture others on how "interconnected" the world is.
Quick question, has Wu ever left the continent? Cause I have a vague suspicion that even Dobson has seen more of the world with his one trip to London.

With no apparent skills whatsoever (Besides a dodgy resume) He would most likely not get a job anywhere.

With his background, set of skills (heh) and his resume, he could become blogger. Which is what I am assuming will happen once he Rev60 inevitably bombs in a final spasm of flatulence and shitty light effects.

The game is coming out next week and still no reply to my request for a press copy.

Jeez John, how do you expect to market this game?

Well, if what we assume is true and Flunky Flynt is actually reading our thread, I assume he's not gonna send out a copy to you, seeing how he's gonna be able to tell your request is coming from a gamergate shitlord kiwi.
You're most likely the only person to have asked for a free copy of that eye-cancer inducing abomination. Well, you and @Smutley, but the effect is the same.

 

[zedkissed60]

Just imagine it, Wu running towards you snarling. How do you defend yourself?

Tranny spray.

 

[MayMay]

Just imagine it, Wu running towards you snarling. How do you defend yourself?

With a tape recording of a man explaining various tech subjects in games Wu knows nothing about. Then run away while she's melting in a pile of triggers for being mansplained at.

Only problem is she might be too far up her ass to hear it...