🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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I think he is like 0/30 on his "i will totally press charges, trust me".

He has as much of a case as he has the balls to actually do it.

Imagine being May right now. She is pretty much the only outlet he has to vent his rage. The only thing that saves May from being abused is that he is a obese midget and you can easily outrun him around a kitchen table.
 
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This whole thing caused him to forget to pretend he is not ban evading. And losing his twitter was his biggest problem up until few hours ago. How rapidly things change for Ralph.
I might be pointing out the obvious... but this tweet is hilarious to me.
  1. For twitter, they wont get the full context here. So Ralph is posting textbook 'hacked materials'. Its a screenshot of a hacked account of an email containing text that was obtained from a keylogger. He posted the picture too on this tweet!
  2. He admits to obtaining it via keylogged in the tweet ( remember there's no context here for twitter to understand its a screenshot of an email someone else 'stole' from him )
This idiot just gifted the alogs a method to get this account banned!
 
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I appealed my Twitter ban and the cunts just ignored me, they didn't send me a message like they did to Ralph, saying they are looking into it, so maybe that is a sign he will get his Twitter account back?
 
Well those tweets aren't authored by Ethan Ralph so the thread prefix remains accurate.

Birdless Reethan. How sad.
 
This many Ls in such a short time. Man, this has to be catastrophic for the Ralpha household. May must be in a constant fetal position, as her phone-less ass has to lay there on the couch, being only allowed to watch Netflix. Safe to say we're getting an extension to an already indefinite Ralpha bender. We are in for a golden age of content.
 
Oh no, Cog can't spend his honeymoon on Youtube?
The tragedy!

Ralph thinks it's a dunk because he can't go 10 minutes without patrolling every social media platform he's on.
This underlines how internet addicted he is, among his many other vices. He can't imagine Cawgbawt Jawblez Jawnny enjoying himself without the internet shoved in his face.
 
I want to apologize to the flaggots. This is some top quality content that was only made possible by Ralph losing his twitter account. What a fat retard.
It’s almost too much content at once. I was actually worried he’d xanny himself to death last night trying to cope.

But I forgot, he doesn’t even process his L’s. He has no dignity to offend.
 
It’s almost too much content at once. I was actually worried he’d xanny himself to death last night trying to cope.

But I forgot, he doesn’t even process his L’s. He has no dignity to offend.
He’s crying soyjack, claiming how cool he looks in the photos with the new retard eyes the Portuguese gave him. (Seriously, that’s what he’s claiming. Those photos are so cool he never ever posted them anywhere.)
 
He’s crying soyjack, claiming how cool he looks in the photos with the new retard eyes the Portuguese gave him. (Seriously, that’s what he’s claiming. Those photos are so cool he never ever posted them anywhere.)
If cope were an Olympic sport, Ralph would be its Special Olympics gold medalist and all-time record holder.
 
I used some hi tech AI stuff to gender swap Ralph. It’s like a glimpse into an instance of the multiverse where Ralph goes Digi and has a troon arc
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