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Purity-testing Ralph is a fool's errand. If you let him into your goofy religious LARPing club in the first place, it's already too late.
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Weeb Slinger
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- 4 de Sep, 2019
If Ralph only had $8 to his name, and was forced to choose between a month of Twitter Blue, or an urgent expense that would improve the life of his wife and daughter, the selfish fat fuck would opt for the former in a rapid heartbeat.
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- 15 de Oct, 2021
No, there’s shit you have to do, which includes confession and actually going to church.
I’ll eat my boots if he’s ever been to Catholic mass.
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- 22 de Jul, 2020
This fat retard was seriously considering worshipping moloch just last year
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- 13 de Mar, 2019
Hasn't Ralph always been a "catholic"? Like he went to a catholic elementary school. So what's he talkin about "converting"?
Not that it really matters because he's a living embodiment of every deadly sin all rolled into one gunted rage-pig.
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- 15 de Oct, 2021
IIRC he said his family was Protestant. Around here (not close to Ralph) it’s not uncommon for non-Catholics to go to Catholic school, especially if the public schools are shit.
Sometimes the parents think it’s a better influence on their young children and will put them in public school by middle school.
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- 16 de Feb, 2021
Ralph would practice nigger tier confessions at 37 that a sunday school kid could come up with at age 7.
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Ralph has unapologetically violated every one of the Ten Commandments except the most literal reading of "Thou Shall not Kill", I think he has a few more steps on his faith journey. Never mind the flagrant pride on display by this tweet alone.
Chemtrails
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Yeah if he was earnest in his desire to convert in the near future, he would have been attending RCIA these past few months in preparation for Easter vigil. Guess it will have to wait until next year.
He eloped in Vegas which isn't even a proper marriage in the church, and I doubt he's even seeking to get it covalidated in the Church as well.
Going to the Vatican is nice and all but I don't believe it furthers ones "conversion process", at least not as much as actually, you know, learning and then living the faith. He also clearly needs a lesson on pride before he goes around saying stuff like this. I hope his (eventual) priests are aware of internet presence because if he goes around professing the Catholic faith while acting how he does, he's just one big scandal machine. Of course all of this is probably meaningless/unnecessary because he'll never join the church lol.
Going to the Vatican is nice and all but I don't believe it furthers ones "conversion process", at least not as much as actually, you know, learning and then living the faith. He also clearly needs a lesson on pride before he goes around saying stuff like this. I hope his (eventual) priests are aware of internet presence because if he goes around professing the Catholic faith while acting how he does, he's just one big scandal machine. Of course all of this is probably meaningless/unnecessary because he'll never join the church lol.
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- 15 de Oct, 2021
I think he either lacks the personal insight to identify his shortcomings and fix them OR his ego won’t allow him to articulate them.
Being actually repentant and putting in the work to change is lost on a lot of normies, so… good luck Ralph.
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Ralph's interpretation of Matthew 7:1
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Worlds longest confessional by the Ralphamale. All the sins have been forgiven, alogs. Another astounding Ralphamale W!
Now Ralph can sin all he wants and just take a trip to Rome every now and then and he'll be laughing like the Joker from heaven when we all go to hell.
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- 16 de Ago, 2019
I can see Ralph actually fighting and sperging out at the priest while drunk in the confessional booth. “What bish? That’s a sin? We call that five star days! Virgin Mary? Yeah I’d like to get a piece of that and show her the what goes on with a Pantsu pass”
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I hope everyone points at him and laughs when he pays for a check mark like some qanon soccer mom.
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- 21 de Jul, 2021
Can confirm.
I would say Mercedes and tesla is the most common taxis in Europe I would say.
At least from personal experience being European
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He’s so narcissistic, he’s watching a clip of Keem and Brantley talking about Ethan Klein and he thinks the “Ethan” is him. He’s responding and a hollerin to something not even about him.
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- 14 de Mayo, 2021
Actually surprised a Ralph even knows who Carville is. I’m going to assume it was an accident while searching for Paula Jones tit and minge pics.
McWeaeselton
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Lmao. This jackass just got married by an Elvis impersonator in a Vegas 'church' like two weeks ago. He could have been married in a normal prot church, just on paper at city hall, or even just done nothing and it would have been less disrespectful. Elvis wedding is a complete mockery of the faith. It's a good thing none of these groypers are actual Catholics so they don't have to get upset at this pig man spitting in the face of their Lord and Savior.