🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Simon]

Wh..wh...what in the world is that meant to be??? A giant mouldy ass tree with arms and legs, saplings growling out of its shoulders, back and head, sporting funky shorts.

Pissa must have been on some damn fine 'medicine' when she painted this one. Bizarre.

Is it Groot?? With baby Grootlings? I have no fucking idea.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Tell ya what I'll do (because I don't have 900 years - have shit to get done today)

Imma archive by rows. If you guys see something you want a better picture of, hit me up with a request. They'll be in rows of 6, and I'll give it a letter designator. So just say 'can we have C4' and I'll go snag that full-sized image a la screenshot (provided everything's still available). This also avoids repeat snags.

This way, we'll at least have all this shit before she privates it in thumbnail format. Which is about 80% of anything Pissa's putting up, anyway. We're not losing any mind-blowing content by the borders of her artwork being cropped out.

Spoiler: ALL the bullshit from her FB art archive

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Just because they were too golden to pass up, I had to snag L6:
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I know he's no Beach Cat, but SURFER APEMAN is a quick second.

And M2:
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Also got AF2 to see what that was about:
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ilu fren

*gives you a rum and Diet Coke*

I’d love to see what pics were in that calendar, but oh well. Nothing can top Beach Cat.

Wh..wh...what in the world is that meant to be??? A giant mouldy ass tree with arms and legs, saplings growling out of its shoulders, back and head, sporting funky shorts.

Pissa must have been on some damn fine 'medicine' when she painted this one. Bizarre.

Hang with me here, but I think this is beach themed Harry Potter fanart?

The tall green man on the right is throwing me off, but the “babies” look like the franchise’s mandrakes and the guy surfing looks a lot like Voldemort? I can’t be assed to recheck to see if he’s missing a nose or not but he’s bald and “pale” like him.

Verdict: needs more Beach Cat. Crookshanks is a fine substitute if she wishes to keep the HP theme.

 

[Berserker Armor]

it's worth noting as well that in the vet's invoice for gomez's recent stay (shared by our toilet_rainbow a few pages back, however i can't quote so i've re-attached the image) that he weighs 6.6lbs. Unless he's a tiny little munchkin-esque size in real life, he's severely underweight. a quick polly-style google says that an ideal for adult cats is 10lbs. i don't know a great deal about cats and even 6.6lbs sounded shockingly low to me.

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Gomez weighs less then my cat and she’s very very small, gets confused for a kitten often. He’s an average sized male cat, neutered and not very old. He should be at least 10 pounds. This makes me worry how much the cats in the hovel weigh. She’s not just rationing their food, she has to just actively forget to give it to them often or something. The rationing thing I am buying to an extent but not enough for how skeletal some look and this

 

[MadDisaster]

The art posts are the best - thank you @Diet Coke 4 Life for your efforts.

She really does paint like a child. There's nothing wrong with fan art, but hers still looks like she was copying whatever trends she was seeing other artists do with less talent. Her grasp of anatomy and perspective is pretty bad for someone who has been doing this for years.

As an aside, the one thing about the farms that makes me sad is not being able to share my own art, because of maintaining anonymity.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Narc level: thinking you look like Ariel instead of Ursula

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Gomez weighs less then my cat and she’s very very small, gets confused for a kitten often. He’s an average sized male cat, neutered and not very old. He should be at least 10 pounds. This makes me worry how much the cats in the hovel weigh. She’s not just rationing their food, she has to just actively forget to give it to them often or something. The rationing thing I am buying to an extent but not enough for how skeletal some look and this

You pointed out something that made me think. Polissa has talked in the past how often she just forgets to do stuff or if she does do it, it’ll be days/weeks/months before she finally does a task.

What if she’s not only not feeding them enough because she doesn’t have enough food, but also because she literally forgets to feed the animals? Maybe my initial interpretation of that rationing tweet was (partly) right and she does just want to throw a fuckload of food on the floor for the animals to fight over.

She also claims that tactics others with memory problems or ADHD employ to be functional do not work on her (e.g. she will turn off alarms and just lay in bed for hours after). She also apparently often forgets to turn off oven burners when she has an oven:



If she’s that dysfunctional, then she really really doesn’t need animals. Because she’s currently starving 13 more animals for the pet sematary at the rate she’s going.

This is scary to think about.

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As I’ve said before, Polissa loves Ariel. She’s very protective of The Little Mermaid as a whole. Disney as a whole was her BFF growing up!




Fievel is not Disney. Or definitely wasn’t when An American Tail was released. I could sperg more but no one cares.

However, Ariel has a rival for Polissa’s heart. Polissa loves Baymax from Disney’s adaptation of Big Hero 6 so much that she used to bug Boston Dynamics’s Twitter to tell them that they must collab with Disney to make a real life Baymax









Remember, thirty nine year old woman.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Wonder if anyone pointed it out to her.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

You pointed out something that made me think. Polissa has talked in the past how often she just forgets to do stuff or if she does do it, it’ll be days/weeks/months before she finally does a task.

What if she’s not only not feeding them enough because she doesn’t have enough food, but also because she literally forgets to feed the animals? Maybe my initial interpretation of that rationing tweet was (partly) right and she does just want to throw a fuckload of food on the floor for the animals to fight over.

She also claims that tactics others with memory problems or ADHD employ to be functional do not work on her (e.g. she will turn off alarms and just lay in bed for hours ever). If she’s that dysfunctional, then she really really doesn’t need animals. Because she’s currently starving 13 more animals for the pet sematary at the rate she’s going.

This is scary to think about.



As I’ve said before, Polissa loves Ariel. She’s very protective of The Little Mermaid as a whole. Disney as a whole was her BFF growing up!

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Fievel is not Disney. Or definitely wasn’t when An American Tail was released. I could sperg more but no one cares.

However, Ariel has a rival for Polissa’s heart. Polissa loves Baymax from Disney’s adaptation of Big Hero 6 so much that she used to bug Boston Dynamics’s Twitter to tell them that they must collab with Disney to make a real life Baymax

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Remember, thirty nine year old woman.

Holy shit. This is just sad. Honestly thank god this woman doesn't have any children in her life.

Also: "I'm not close with my siblings who have kids or my in-laws."

1) did we know she had siblings other than the much younger wife beater? I don't remember hearing about more siblings before

2) confirmed there's no children in her life, why the hell does she want all the toddler dishes on her Amazon wishlist?

 

[Broken Pussy]

You pointed out something that made me think. Polissa has talked in the past how often she just forgets to do stuff or if she does do it, it’ll be days/weeks/months before she finally does a task.

What if she’s not only not feeding them enough because she doesn’t have enough food, but also because she literally forgets to feed the animals? Maybe my initial interpretation of that rationing tweet was (partly) right and she does just want to throw a fuckload of food on the floor for the animals to fight over.

She also claims that tactics others with memory problems or ADHD employ to be functional do not work on her (e.g. she will turn off alarms and just lay in bed for hours after). She also apparently often forgets to turn off oven burners when she has an oven:

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If she’s that dysfunctional, then she really really doesn’t need animals. Because she’s currently starving 13 more animals for the pet sematary at the rate she’s going.

This is scary to think about.



As I’ve said before, Polissa loves Ariel. She’s very protective of The Little Mermaid as a whole. Disney as a whole was her BFF growing up!

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Fievel is not Disney. Or definitely wasn’t when An American Tail was released. I could sperg more but no one cares.

However, Ariel has a rival for Polissa’s heart. Polissa loves Baymax from Disney’s adaptation of Big Hero 6 so much that she used to bug Boston Dynamics’s Twitter to tell them that they must collab with Disney to make a real life Baymax

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Remember, thirty nine year old woman.

Fiffle! That is delightfully stupid!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'm puzzled - cats have no qualms about informing you if you're 3 minutes late with a meal. How is it she can ignore 11 cats' cries of hunger?

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Holy shit. This is just sad. Honestly thank god this woman doesn't have any children in her life.

Also: "I'm not close with my siblings who have kids or my in-laws."

1) did we know she had siblings other than the much younger wife beater? I don't remember hearing about more siblings before

2) confirmed there's no children in her life, why the hell does she want all the toddler dishes on her Amazon wishlist?

She had these pics in her Facebook, saying the other girl is her sister.



Could be from the bio-dad, I guess. I never did find out more.

There's also a few babies in the family, like the ones she made the desks for in December.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

You pointed out something that made me think. Polissa has talked in the past how often she just forgets to do stuff or if she does do it, it’ll be days/weeks/months before she finally does a task.

What if she’s not only not feeding them enough because she doesn’t have enough food, but also because she literally forgets to feed the animals? Maybe my initial interpretation of that rationing tweet was (partly) right and she does just want to throw a fuckload of food on the floor for the animals to fight over.

She also claims that tactics others with memory problems or ADHD employ to be functional do not work on her (e.g. she will turn off alarms and just lay in bed for hours after). She also apparently often forgets to turn off oven burners when she has an oven:

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If she’s that dysfunctional, then she really really doesn’t need animals. Because she’s currently starving 13 more animals for the pet sematary at the rate she’s going.

This is scary to think about.



As I’ve said before, Polissa loves Ariel. She’s very protective of The Little Mermaid as a whole. Disney as a whole was her BFF growing up!

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Fievel is not Disney. Or definitely wasn’t when An American Tail was released. I could sperg more but no one cares.

However, Ariel has a rival for Polissa’s heart. Polissa loves Baymax from Disney’s adaptation of Big Hero 6 so much that she used to bug Boston Dynamics’s Twitter to tell them that they must collab with Disney to make a real life Baymax

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Remember, thirty nine year old woman.

I preferred Baymax when he was Clay Puppington in Moral Orel.



Same voice actor and actually for adults.

 

[scumfuck]

I preferred Baymax when he was Clay Puppington in Moral Orel.

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Same voice actor and actually for adults.

Now Orel, when the crack whore behind the library said pussy is next to godliness, she didn't mean for you to hoarde 13 cats, several dogs and a snake! Now bend over my knee and take your spankings.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I can't make sense of this Baymax thing. Let me make sure I understand it.

- Baymax is a children's cartoon character
- He is helpful
- Polly wants someone to build a robot that acts like a nursing aide

Is this a joke I don't understand? I feel like I'm not in on the joke.

Also, post Uncle Beater videos.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I can't make sense of this Baymax thing. Let me make sure I understand it.

- Baymax is a children's cartoon character
- He is helpful
- Polly wants someone to build a robot that acts like a nursing aide

Is this a joke I don't understand? I feel like I'm not in on the joke.

Also, post Uncle Beater videos.

In the Disney version of Big Hero 6, Baymax is a healthcare robot was created by the main character's brother as a personal project. After the brother dies in an accident, Baymax helps the main hero manage his grief when the main character isn't suiting him up in armor to kick butt.

Polissa seems to be under the impression that he's like a robot butler or asswiper when in the movie he mostly plays therapist. There were two spinoff cartoons but from what I've heard he's still mostly a therapist talking to Hiro or other people through their problems when he's not fighting the villain of the week. So even if she got her wish of a RL Baymax, she'd most likely tell him to shut the fuck up and leave her alone because she refuses to work on her issues. If anything, her idea of him plays into the idea that Polissa wants to be a coddled baby or child again, who has an obedient robot servant do everything for her. Nice to know that's what she seems to think healthcare workers are. Also she misunderstood what she watched yet again. Big Hero 6 is for children. It's not that hard to understand.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

In the Disney version of Big Hero 6, Baymax is a healthcare robot was created by the main character's brother as a personal project.

Polissa seems to be under the impression that he's like a robot butler or asswiper when in the movie he mostly plays therapist.

If anything, her idea of him plays into the idea that Polissa wants to be a coddled baby or child again, who has an obedient robot servant do everything for her. Nice to know that's what she seems to think healthcare workers are.

Baymax could play a body-double for Pissa:



It's a wonder she hasn't switched her loyalty from Mello Yello to Baymax sody.*

*...it even comes in a large 3 liter-sized bottle for her sody-sippin' pleasure.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

I'm pretty sure the old school ones were extremely painful, but these days it's no worse than any vaccine. The main drawback is how goddamn many of them are in a series.

It still beats the alternative. Fun fact: rabies can have an asymptomatic incubation period of a year or more!

Rabies can only be treated while asymptomatic (the treatment is get the vaccine). When rabies is symptomatic, it means that it has reached the brain and can no longer be treated. The mortality rate of symptomatic rabies is 100%.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

In the Disney version of Big Hero 6, Baymax is a healthcare robot was created by the main character's brother as a personal project. After the brother dies in an accident, Baymax helps the main hero manage his grief when the main character isn't suiting him up in armor to kick butt.

Polissa seems to be under the impression that he's like a robot butler or asswiper when in the movie he mostly plays therapist. There were two spinoff cartoons but from what I've heard he's still mostly a therapist talking to Hiro or other people through their problems when he's not fighting the villain of the week. So even if she got her wish of a RL Baymax, she'd most likely tell him to shut the fuck up and leave her alone because she refuses to work on her issues. If anything, her idea of him plays into the idea that Polissa wants to be a coddled baby or child again, who has an obedient robot servant do everything for her. Nice to know that's what she seems to think healthcare workers are. Also she misunderstood what she watched yet again. Big Hero 6 is for children. It's not that hard to understand.

It's almost beyond belief that Poorlissa thinks this thing should be built specifically for her, a fat lump who lays in bed all day because of muh fibro, rather than say, a quadraplegic or someone with a traumatic brain injury.

 

[Spunt]

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Could be from the bio-dad, I guess. I never did find out more.

There's also a few babies in the family, like the ones she made the desks for in December.

Christ her fucking legs. They look like the things that hold up oil rigs.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Christ her fucking legs. They look like the things that hold up oil rigs.

It must be the week for being exposed to deathfat cow legs.

There is a picture posted in the Sammieverse thread of the main gal herself, and her layygs have the circumference of barrels. It's actually jarring.