🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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  • She equates hating an item to being scammed.
    • She isn't using it right just saw this same item on a MatPat video the cartridge is supposed to be up top of the spout for smell and as low as she has it for non smell. It actually needs to be near your nose when you drink.
    • She also does not understand that this is not to make the water magically change taste it's to attempt to trick your nose into thinking you are drinking that item and if you go in hating water nothing's going to make that taste good to you.
    • BE AN ADULT, ANNA, AND DRINK WATER.
      • This was never going to work for her because she never wanted it to to begin with. She just wants an excuse to not drink water.
    • She talks about wasting money on this...but she wastes money so much that it seems stupid.
  • She states that she now has worse acne because she's on multiple medications and they cause acne.
  • She says she's getting oily under her eyes and it's ruining her mascara.
  • She states she has thyroid issues.
  • She bought orthopedic slippers because it hurts her heals when she jumps.
    • She also says it's because she has plantar fasciitis.
  • She now walks 4 to 6 miles before pain instead of 2 to 3. HA...Definitely not.
  • Shilling a book called Lightlark now.
    • She can't even think of how to explain the book....and obviously hasn't read it.
  • Does not buy or encourage luxury goods...Anna loves to lie.
    • The item was a wallet for more than $1,300.

Total $1,714

Intro $74
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Kohl's Plus Size Nine West Fine Gauge Duster Cardigan $64
Target Women's Plus Size Short Sleeve Relaxed Scoop Neck T-Shirt - Ava & Viv™ $10

Items $1,640
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Min and Mon Marino Handbag - Medium $218
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AirUp Electric Orange bottle + Watermelon flavor pods (3-pack) $45
Ilia Super Serum Skin Tint SPF 40 $48 1oz
Tarte tartelette™ tubing mascara $24 0.27oz
Sephora Dr. Jart+ Ceramidin™ Skin Barrier Moisturizer $48 1.69oz
Sephora Biossance Squalane + Omega Repair Deep Hydration Moisturizer $60 1.69oz
Vionic Women's Indulge Carlin Flannel Mule Slipper $80
Amazon Lightlark (The Lightlark Saga Book 1) $20
Hermes Silk'In classic long wallet $1,325
 
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Wow, she really does have a bag with the Asian equivalent of a swastika on it. She’s such a retard. Good thing she’s too fat to probably have many East/SE Asian fans to piss off.
 
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beef lo mein dijo:
What’s great about Anna is that she thinks she comes across very wealthy and high fashion in her outfits, but she never even comes close. Anna always, always looks cheap.
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Anna is able to buy expensive items (and Plus Size clothing tends to skew more expensive anyway), and thats probably why she conflates her clothing with FASHUN... but honestly no matter the price when you're as fat as she is it doesn't really matter. She could buy exclusively Shein Tier clothing and the effect is going to be essentially the same. How many times have we seen garments meant to be flowy turn into Bodycon dresses on her massive gourd-shaped torso?

Sperg incoming, but...

I've seen plenty of fat people who dress well and look cool. You might not look ATTRACTIVE, but you can look cool. But that depends on having style, which Anna lacks. And that style has to be removed from ~TRENDS~ especially now, because fashion trends come quick and the come goofy (lest we remember the sudden influx of cutout bodycons). That joke about Fat Rockabilly Women comes down to the fact that generally an A-Line dress is probably the least offensive thing most fat chicks can wear if they're trying to look appealing. Not cool or stylish. Just generally appealing.

And in general for Fashion Content...Plus Size clothing is always behind trends by a few years. Cottage Core for Fatties dropped within the last year or so, but cottage core for straight sized women isn't really hot anymore. So, the moment Anna can get her hands on the latest Cool Girl thing, when its in her size the trend is already dying down, if not dead.
Anna is so big that she doesn't even have the benefit of fitting into a 4X DollsKill outfit that might be a bit more on-trend than something she can buy thru eloquii.

The only interesting Fatshion Influencer I can think of off the top of my head is Jessica Torres. She's got a total egg body, so clothing fitting "well" is a common problem, but she still manages to pull off some visually interesting outfits. Nonetheless her signal to noise ratio on "good outfits" is BAD. Way better than the content Anna churns out, but still pretty awful compared to thin women doing the same thing. A few hits, a whole lotta misses. But she does the best out of the Incomprehensible Bodily Horror people.

The role of a Fat Fashion Influencer is difficult for big people who are earnestly interested in fashion, and Anna never seemed genuinely interested in it in the first place. She's just a sad Fat Girl who wants to wear the cool clothes that didn't fit her when she was 14. Fashion Influencing requires you to dip into the newest trends which just isn't possible for most fat people who are still hundreds of lbs less heavy than Anna. -- Theres always the conundrum of "Is this outfit cool or is the person wearing it just very attractive?" with clothing (ONCE AGAIN, WEIRD NEON CUTOUT BODYCONS WTF), where a fat woman is just going to be completely left in the dust. Anna is not small enough or savvy enough to really navigate that sphere successfully. But she can buy a lot of shit that looks like shit on her.
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Anna being a fashion influencer is funny af, I mean she's probably 600lbs and her style can be defined as "the worst type of annoying white woman imaginable"... then again I don't think she's considered "legit" outside of YT, and maybe whenever boomer brands like D&G need her followers.
 
Of course she's one of those people who "doesn't like the taste" of water. Unless you live in Flint or on the rez or something, you have nothing to complain about. Get a Brita pitcher and shut the fuck up.

Also, of course she has plantar fasciitis. Guess what is a major risk factor for plantar fasciitis? You, in the back! Yes, you. Did I hear you say "being overweight or obese"? EXCELLENT work.

I would actually love to see her try the apple cider vinegar suggestion. An acquaintance started drinking ACV daily after reading some Goop-tier online quackery. She ended up with hemorrhoids so severe she needed surgery. 👍
 
She really did not read the description of the water bottle. It says on their homepage, straight up, it uses scents to trick your brain into thinking you're tasting the smell. Damn, how fucking lazy and stupid can Anna be? When I was growing up, Crystal Light was the choice of water additives for fat ladies to choke down before going off to Curves.

This is definitely optimistic of me, but how hard is it for her to get some sugar free Kool Aid or Country Time lemonade mix, throw in some Splenda and tada, she's got her own cheap flavored water so she can use the $50 for her doordash snack. Or better yet, skip the artificial flavors and sweeteners, and slice up a lemon, or cucumber, and throw some mint leaves in a pitcher of water to leave in the fridge. Too much effort, I know.

Makes a favorite things video; can't show a single close up of any of the products.

PL: That Dr. Jart ceramidin cream is legit though; I started using it a few years ago after beginning tretinoin and have been hooked ever since. It's expensive as hell but such a great heavy cream.
 
I will say this - for her claims of 4-6 miles of walking, I can actually see where she's getting this number.

Her watch assumes a normal stride length for the height she claims. Having watched her walk in multiple videos, I can tell you with absolute certainty that her stride length does NOT equal the stride length of a human being of similar height. I'm one of those people that cringes every time people say 'ShE's So TaLl' because I may in fact happen to be 70 inches tall myself, provable via military health records and verified twice a year, every year while I was active duty, as we get measured for the PFA for BMI determination.

Her stride is significantly shorter than a standard 5'10" woman, in that she has to swing her leg out thanks to her massive flubber on her thighs prohibiting normal forward travel. I would assume a 60% equivalent per step - per every mile the watch assumes she travels based on number of swings equated with steps and calculating distance per standard stride length, she likely travels 0.6 miles. Or, for those who deal in metric, per every 1.6 km the watch thinks she's traveling, she's only traveling 1 km.

She's still a sack of lies, though, because even a reduced to reality 2.4-3.6 miles is far beyond what she's actually capable of. She's likely also including all the 'steps' from waggling her wrist around like a retard.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life dijo:
Her stride is significantly shorter than a standard 5'10" woman, in that she has to swing her leg out thanks to her massive flubber on her thighs prohibiting normal forward travel. I would assume a 60% equivalent per step - per every mile the watch assumes she travels based on number of swings equated with steps and calculating distance per standard stride length, she likely travels 0.6 miles. Or, for those who deal in metric, per every 1.6 km the watch thinks she's traveling, she's only traveling 1 km.
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I agree. I myself am that tall and within normal bmi and her strides are so small and she barely picks up her feet.
 
Just... Who doesn't like water? What?

Water should be the normal drink you have every time you eat. Not juice, not soft drinks, not alcohol. Those are treats, not normal hydration. Is this very common in the States? I mean, no wonder she's this fat.
 
Thomas Eugene Paris dijo:
Of course she's one of those people who "doesn't like the taste" of water. Unless you live in Flint or on the rez or something, you have nothing to complain about. Get a Brita pitcher and shut the fuck up.

Also, of course she has plantar fasciitis. Guess what is a major risk factor for plantar fasciitis? You, in the back! Yes, you. Did I hear you say "being overweight or obese"? EXCELLENT work.

I would actually love to see her try the apple cider vinegar suggestion. An acquaintance started drinking ACV daily after reading some Goop-tier online quackery. She ended up with hemorrhoids so severe she needed surgery. 👍
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Why would consuming vinegar cause hemorrhoids? Vinegar is a normal part of people’s diet. Do you mean she was replacing water with straight vinegar??? I feel like ulcers and teeth decay make more sense.

ACV doesn’t taste yum so I doubt she would try it but why can’t she just get those water flavoring drops at the store like a more normal person?

It was pretty grim to me that she admits wearing the house slippers everywhere.
 
I fear it may be common in large swaths of the US. I drink water and black coffee and that’s it. Well, I might have a Perrier if I’m feeling wild. I’m one of those people who has a water bottle in my bag, and it doesn’t have to smell like anything. My kids drank milk, and then chocolate milk. Soda was not around until they were older and then the rule is one per day.

However, when people eat lunch, are at their desks, they have giant sodas. I’ve seen families with a big liter of soda on the dinner table. It seems like soda has replaced water in many communities.

Now maybe I can understand why Anna doesn’t like water, because that’s how I feel about soda. It’s too sweet, not thirst quenching and is just nasty. I liked it as a kid though. So maybe it’s what your tastebuds are used to.

But she should just cut the crap. She’ll get used to water and end up preferring it off she ever gets serious (which she won’t.).

And she lied about being gifted that Hermes wallet. She was actually gifted a Twilly, a $300.00 scarf. She returned it for the wallet so she did buy most of it. She’s flat out lying. And for what? Who cares, she clearly has plenty of money, buy what you want. She can fill an entire landfill of clothes herself.
 
Aliénor dijo:
Just... Who doesn't like water? What?

Water should be the normal drink you have every time you eat. Not juice, not soft drinks, not alcohol. Those are treats, not normal hydration. Is this very common in the States? I mean, no wonder she's this fat.
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Ugh I absolutely hate to come to Lardbutt's defense but, I recently moved from one "part" of the US to another. The part I moved from, I lived in/around my entire life up until now and I grew up drinking tap water. Adore water. Tastes great. Drank a gallon a day. Moved to a new area and the water here tastes like ass. It's fucking awful, I don't know how people drink it. It took a week to realize that I was having headaches because I was actually dehydrated from avoiding the water. I never understood people who said "I don't like water" until now.

That said, this bitch can certainly afford a cooler or pitcher.
 
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Is there such a thing as a knee pannus? Should we call it a knupa? I’ve never seen someone so fat that their thigh meat is folding over their knees :o

Thomas Eugene Paris dijo:
She's basically that kid from elementary school who lied about absolutely everything, but did it so poorly that everyone almost felt bad for him. Sometimes, Anna's videos could use a kindly, patient teacher who wears a jumper with novelty applique details and responds to her ridiculous bullshit by saying, "Anna, are you sure that's what really happened?"
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GenociderSyo dijo:
Can't ever take accountablity. They "cancelled" her appoitment no she showed up late and went past the closing of the photo studio.
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Barbarella dijo:
And she lied about being gifted that Hermes wallet. She was actually gifted a Twilly, a $300.00 scarf. She returned it for the wallet so she did buy most of it. She’s flat out lying. And for what? Who cares
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Liar Anna is fascinating to me. It’s such an insight into how she was raised and how she became the person she is today. I imagine she was the big fat fibber of the family as a child, lying about the dumbest things possible to avoid either getting in trouble or to garner attention. There’s no reason to lie about being late to the appointment or treating herself to a Hermes wallet. Yet she does.
 
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