12/13/2022 Tom becomes a bearded lady

Not one soul ever mistook him for a woman in the first place so I doubt much will change in that regard.
nobody at all or just nobody in these virtual toilets your toxic transphobic talking turd self infests?


 
nobody at all or just nobody in these virtual toilets your toxic transphobic talking turd self infests?


Nobody anywhere thinks you are a woman.
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In the spirit of “inclusiveness” and “equality”, Tommie should definitely fight an actual woman…

I enthusiastically volunteer…. And I also nominate my hero, Cris Cyborg….:
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I'm partial to Itsuki Hirata myself.

Don't you have a floor to shit on?
Nobody anywhere thinks you are a woman.
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I know of one person on Facebook who thinks Thomas is a man after seeing his shit rocks.
 
nobody at all or just nobody in these virtual toilets your toxic transphobic talking turd self infests?


Kill yourself, man!
 
nobody at all or just nobody in these virtual toilets your toxic transphobic talking turd self infests?

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Not one person, Tom Bomb. Everyone who looks at you sees you as a man.

Well no, that’s not fair. They probably do mistake you at first glance as some form of inhuman abomination based on your grotesque visage, foul stench and shambolic, awkward movement.

Only after they remember monsters don’t exist do they conclude that you are a man. A man named Tom.
 
nobody at all or just nobody in these virtual toilets your toxic transphobic talking turd self infests?


Nobody. Maybe some people see you in a dress and call you “ma’am,” but that’s only because you’re obviously mentally ill and they’re worried you’ll tard out. None of them actually believe it.

Seriously, Tom, you look like this.
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Are you honestly claiming people look at that and think “woman?”
 
Not one person, Tom Bomb. Everyone who looks at you sees you as a man.

Well no, that’s not fair. They probably do mistake you at first glance as some form of inhuman abomination based on your grotesque visage, foul stench and shambolic, awkward movement.

Only after they remember monsters don’t exist do they conclude that you are a man. A man named Tom.
 
Aunt Tommie, have you considered sipping the Troonshine™? You could really crank up the estrogen, wind up with some heckin' hooters by spring. From what I understand you can afford it on a teenagers allowance.
 
You poor, dumb male. You really think that because people indulge you it means they actually see you as a woman? No. They're just telling you what you want to hear because, like a true man, you could potentially be a danger to them if upset.

Words are lies. You can't trust anyone to tell you how you truly appear to them. Believe no one. Listen only to the voices in your head.
 
Santa has Tom Tooter on a do not visit list.

A week ago I was in London, showing the missus who had never before set foot on the Sceptered Isle, let alone the historic city of Cockney and eel pies.

On Oxford street we walked past a Santa who was chasing a Rasta, at first we thought it was a street performance, but then realized it was a scumbag who had stolen the change hat of a beggar who had put on some Santa clothing to help his grifting.

I wonder, Tommie, do you ever steal the beggings of other beggars?

Or do other beggars steal your change and run off laughing?
 
A week ago I was in London, showing the missus who had never before set foot on the Sceptered Isle, let alone the historic city of Cockney and eel pies.

On Oxford street we walked past a Santa who was chasing a Rasta, at first we thought it was a street performance, but then realized it was a scumbag who had stolen the change hat of a beggar who had put on some Santa clothing to help his grifting.

I wonder, Tommie, do you ever steal the beggings of other beggars?

Or do other beggars steal your change and run off laughing?
I don't think he's brave enough to actually steal their money, but he does have a history of finding talented musicians busking and start playing his horrible horn nearby hoping to steal their donations.

Here's the proof. proof
 
A week ago I was in London, showing the missus who had never before set foot on the Sceptered Isle, let alone the historic city of Cockney and eel pies.

On Oxford street we walked past a Santa who was chasing a Rasta, at first we thought it was a street performance, but then realized it was a scumbag who had stolen the change hat of a beggar who had put on some Santa clothing to help his grifting.

I wonder, Tommie, do you ever steal the beggings of other beggars?

Or do other beggars steal your change and run off laughing?
Given how easily he gets scammed and how physically feeble he is, I would imagine it’s the latter.
 
Thomas! If you do grow a beard, be sure to festoon it with ribbons and hair clasps (twisty ties and plastic bread clips work just as well and are less bougie). That way, everyone will know you're a fierce woman. Weave some dandelions and milk thistles into it and you'll be Gaia Herself.
 
nobody at all or just nobody in these virtual toilets your toxic transphobic talking turd self infests?


Remember when you asked people to chastise you for posting after midnight?
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Fucking idiot.
 
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