The Grand 2022 Kiwifarms Secret Santa - Spreading Joy and Happiness to All!

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  • Account name: @Gorgar
  • Your Likes: Vector graphics, philosophy, pinball machines, fighting the good fight, Hong Kong, Twin Peaks, laughing at stupid people
  • Your Dislikes: Entitled little oats, people who are always mad, fast food, perceived safe routes, both Avatar movies, and general racists
  • A Fun Fact About You: I'm making a romantic visual novel and any asset would be appreciated. Not giving any hints but my last post is an indicator on what it'll probably be hint hint. Also I'm the self-proclaimed lord of Q&A
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No
 
Account name: Telo Miriam

Your Likes: trees, RuneScape (Classic/Old School), antiques/arrowheads, comedy

Your Dislikes: cold weather

A Fun Fact About You: I built my own longbow (I haven’t figured out how to build arrows)

Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Yes
 
@Happy Fish
Likes: Weebshit, Tough Guy Weebshit (Yakuza/Hoodlums/Shonen Anime), DIY/Art, Puzzles, Retro Shit, Cutting Edge Tech, Laughter
Dislikes: Clown World, Thoughtlessness, Vapidness, Injustice
Fun fact: I like game jams and have helped organize one
Able to X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? lolno sorry I wish
 
@Ocumux

Likes: Gritty (hard) sci-fi and fiction in general, drawings or photos of buildings and landscapes, robots, drawing characters, birds (especially owls, parrots, and small birds), dogs, writing and world-building, spring and fall, and rock.

Dislikes: Cutesy gay stuff + bright and flamboyant colors/media, a lot of anime/manga and modern TV series, people who are habitually thoughtless, uncareful, or inconsiderate, rap.

A Fun Fact: I sometimes like to stop and take pictures of interesting weather when I’m out walking. I especially do this at dusk or when I see cloud formations during the day with interesting lighting.

Able to X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: Probably not, because fresh meat/first time trying and personal schedule.
 
Account name @Distant Ranger
Your Likes : german stuff, guns, SpongeBob, Goofy Goobers triple Goober berry Sunrise, and Fortnite.
Your Dislikes : troons
A Fun Fact About You : I'm 18, and I just bought a gun
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Yes.
It would be cool to get a new banner image for my pfp if your Severly Artistic.
 
- Username: @TheCuntler
- Likes: I like almost anything that is creative and that comes from you. If you are good at something, do that.
- Dislikes: No retaded shit please. No trannies, anime or furries and prefereably nothing that has to do with a lolcow.
- Fun Fact: My profile picture was made in last years secret santa
- x-mas bot? YES
 
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@Hongourable Madisha
Likes: ugly animals, '90s shit (I grew up on Command and Conquer and industrial/cybergoth/rave tunes)
Dislikes: troons (the one exception to my love of ugly animals), nonces
Fun Fact About You: I'm literally a communist, but the old fashioned sort who wants workers to own the means of production and bluehaired SJWs to be in camps.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: Yeah go on, let's do it
 
  • Account name @Pulpanator
  • Your Likes video games (especially monster hunter and Halo), outer space, Jazz, "realistic" mecha, the color purple, I also love reading long novels.
  • Your Dislikes Political discourse and people who make their personalities around politics, Transsexuals, Summer, Rick and Morty, anything on Netflix and mainstream television/streaming services.
  • A Fun Fact About You My previous computer physically exploded during a thunderstorm.
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No, unfortunately I have very abnormal schedules due to work.
 
  • Account name @AN/ALR56
  • Your Likes : cocaine, 1970s rock bands or newer indie shit like king gizzard and tame impala, weird folk music from countries I never heard before, booze, weird alt artsy girls with big asses and even bigger mental health issues, aircraft, engineering and guns
  • Your Dislikes weed, anything Brazilian post 80s, n words, trannies, modern pop music, kpop, seafood
  • A Fun Fact About You: I think I'm the 4th or 5th Brazilian here, I remember 2015 kiwifarms.net and I suck at math
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Yes
 
Account Name: @Coelacanth
Your Likes: Spamton, Coelacanths, retro pixel art, 80's zombie movies, Frankenstein's Army, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, ghost pokemon, Takeshi from Ao Oni, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Terraria.
Your Dislikes: SJW art, troons fucking up the communities/characters/franchises I like, everyone on the internet being angry nowdays, most forms of social media, trigger warnings, safe spaces, kids, etc.
A Fun Fact About You: I own an original copy of Escape From Colditz - which has Nazi iconography on it that was removed from later prints of the game because people are hypersensitive babies.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Heck yeah! @Sundae pulled through for me as a Spirit Bot last year so I think I should return the favour to someone this time around! :)
 
Account name: @Dolomite

Likes: Lettuce, cats and dogs, climbing vines, clouds, grilled fish, coupes, old 3D graphics, grandfather clocks, (ETA: CRT monitors as well, but the last time I've actually had one was over 12 years ago)

Dislikes: Strong sunlight, wasps, zoomer perms, Korean cars, red beets, slushies, yaoi fangirls, MacBooks

Fun Fact About Me: I used to like animation cels.

Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No
 
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Account Name: @Johnny Clyde Cash
Your Likes: Halo, John Carpenter movies, Red Letter Media, Medieval History
Your Dislikes: Anime, capeshit, furries, NSFW content
A Fun Fact About You: I won $100 at a karaoke contest once.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Sure
 
Sure why not, I do it every year and it's always fun.

  • Account name @Mr. Manchester
  • Your Likes: really old turn based video games, laughing at fat people, fantasy stuff, cooking, drinking, really hot summer days
  • Your Dislikes: when my favorite website gets taken down for the 1000th time, bbq sauce, the slow but steady decay of society, really cold winter days and the god damn snow especially when your windshield freezes over because I'm not going to spend minutes waiting for my car to warm up so I have to scrape that shit off
  • A Fun Fact About You: Went sky diving last summer, it was pretty fun
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? [No]
 
Oh shit. When did the sign up start?! WHY DIDN'T YOU PIN THIS ON THE 27TH?!

AN: Starved Artist
Likes: I'll keep it simple this year. 80s~2000s anime robots ( Gundam, Gunbuster, Diebuster,Evas, Guymelfs, Dunbine, etc.), 80s anime( Project A-ko, Demon City Shinjiku),
Dislikes: Gundam Seed, The Macross with that Green haired singing bitch and the giant pink oozing alien bug woman.
Fun Fact about me: I'm 6'5 and hunched over a computer like Mr Incredible. If this doesn't kill me, I'm gonna mutate into a giant hunchback version of that Monroe dude from Resident Evil.
Able to X-Mas Bot: Yes. I've got a week of no assignments, aside from the inspection tomorrow. I can handle about 5~10 simple hand drawn requests.

Mods, I will photoshop the backgrounds. The foregrounds will always be hand drawn and mostly original, but blurring a photo and using it for the background is a time tested time saver.
 
I did this last year and I did a so-so job, maybe I can do better this year. I don’t recall receiving anything from my Secret Santa 🎅, but I suppose I wasn’t a good boy (or I’m retarded/a fag (take your pick))
  • Account name: @7/11 Indian
  • Your Likes: instrumental music, doggos, cats, conspiracy theories, Kerala
  • Your Dislikes: Millenials/Zoomers/SJWs, the West in general
  • A Fun Fact About You: I make guitars/do wood working when I want to touch grass
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No
 
@George Lucas
Likes: Telephone equipment and old computers, beautiful Japanese women, Japanese stuff that isn’t anime, music, dogs, nature
Dislikes: Disney/cartoons/anime, niggers, fat people, rap/Hip Hop, pastels, trendy shit
A fun fact about you: I’ve beaten Super Mario Bros. 2 (the FDS one where you only get three lives and have to continue from the beginning of a world) more than once.
Able to Xmas Bot: No. Sneed.
 
Account name: u/deadwaste
Your Likes: ai bullshit, vidya, rtx graphics,
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Your Dislikes: your moms cooking, tho her puss be bussin
A Fun Fact About You: ram ranch really rocks
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? probably not no
Starved Artist dijo:
Oh shit. When did the sign up start?! WHY DIDN'T YOU PIN THIS ON THE 27TH?!
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