💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[WonderWino]

Boogie wouldn't survive decades without any kind of cancer and he got one that creates blood clots. For those of you without medical know how living mountains tend to have very clogged arteries. His body can barely handle normal functions, let alone another perpetual illness.

Couldn't have happened to a worse person, I only worry about the aftermath from the earthquake he causes once he keels over.

Yeah, its laughable he says it might lead to a heart attack or stroke but that can be easily managed. Yeah, managed in a normal person, not somebody who is already morbidly obese and in poor health to begin with. It'll shorten his life significantly

Perhaps he should have gone out shooting during that gun standoff at his house. Would have been quicker and more dignified at least. He could have waddled out of his front door, pistol in his hand, seeking the bullet, like an elderly disgraced prussian army officer

 

[Hyro]

I'm not believing a word from his fat mouth until he shows papers.

Boogie is someone where "I have a health problem" is a statement I can take at face value coming from him.

 

[Fredp123488]

In the wise words of boogie:

rofl

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Boogie has cancer

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“Watch as I shift into OVERGRIFT MODE!”

Yeah I’m gonna X to Doubt on this one. How convenient that it seems to magically be the most benign type of cancer in the universe, yet probably costly enough to treat to e-beg with.

 

[Dude Snakes]

On the plus side if Boogie ends up on Chemo he should drop a few pounds.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

On the plus side if Boogie ends up on Chemo he should drop a few pounds.

He will find a way to gain weight

 

[General Tug Boat]

I’ll give it the classic Redbar quote;”Give it a year.” I’m not surprised based on his lifestyle, if this doesn’t motivate him to lose weight, and get his shit together then he will pretty much be facing that fate. This guy thinks he has decades at his health is delusional. I give it two max if he doesn’t readjust a lot of things, which the empathy will state that. But I doubt it, fucker will be fucked if he gets any type of blood clot at this stage.

 

[Marche]

Take the fucking hint already boogie

 

[Dude Snakes]

You think DSP is next? Or do you think his eternal luck will save him?

No DSP is eternal.

 

[Awssum Possum]

This is somewhat of a nothing burger, I feel underwhelmed after watching that. This particular disease moves so slowly that he'll never live long enough to feel any actual significant symptoms of it. This is like cancer on easy mode.

 

[BelUwUga]

When they need bariatric equipment to move his lard ass around

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack Scalfani will die first.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

No DSP is eternal.

No cancer cells can survive the uric acid-saturated environment of a Pigroach’s gout-filled body. They’re kinda like xenomorphs.

 

[MichaelHolly]

Only boogie could pull off cancer and get nothing out of cancer.

This is somewhat of a nothing burger, I feel underwhelmed after watching that. This particular disease moves so slowly that he'll never live long enough to feel any actual significant symptoms of it. This is like cancer on easy mode.

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

Whew, talk about out of left field. He seems so interested in health.

 

[crushedpuss]

Wow, Boogie is so very blessed to get a cancer that's so slow-moving and easily managed that he can swiftly deflect any calls of bullshit when he forgets about this lie in a couple weeks.

Assuming it is true, it makes sense he'd get a slow and lazy cancer that can't be bothered to finish a job quickly or effectively.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

It does make me wonder if he is going to push the cancer story to either get onlyfans collabs or shoot for pity sex from hookers. "Can't you gift a man hambeast his dying wish?"

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I’m not sure if another Kiwi has pointed this out, so rate me late if I’ve missed it but…

This particular type of cancer is mostly seen in fats. The main causes of it are COPD, obstructive sleep apnea, and obesity hypoventilation syndrome. I can’t say that Boogie has either one of the fatso ones, but my money is on the sleep apnea, and we all know about the links between obesity and sleep apnea. Unfortunately there isn’t a cure, but moving more and not being a lardass would definitely help. This man literally gave himself cancer because he couldn’t put down the fork imao.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Data on the effect of life-span of an individual with treated polycythemia vera is inconclusive due to the rarity of the disease. Studies show the median survival rate of controlled Polycythemia Vera ranges from 10 to 20 years.

If he is not lying- that's hell of a thing. Not sure whats worse- dying in 6 months so you have less time to be terrified or knowing you WILL die in the next 10-20 years. Not to mention that the treatment is just a guesswork with "inconclusive results" aka "we thing this should work, but it doesnt and we dont know why".
Unless Boogie is a serial killer or rapist- this is horrible.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I hope he beats the odds and dies sooner. Preferably in prison, and preferably after getting raped.

What the fuck is with you and rape? Boogie is lying abusive crybaby but he deosn't deserve to be raped unless he has done that to someone else. How can he with his massive gunt... I don't know.