i wish the world was cats

[Cats]

i wish that the world was cats
instead of people in the world,
it would just be cats.
that's my Deep Thoguht.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Me too

 

[teriyakiburns]

Same. And my cats definitely aren't forcing me to agree with this at clawpoint.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

There would have to be lots of sand cats, and manuls too.

 

[No. 7 cat]

A correct sentiment.

 

[The Magnificence]

...OK, but hear me out: If the world was nothing but cats, what would I hunt for sport?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

...OK, but hear me out: If the world was nothing but cats, what would I hunt for sport?

There would still be mice, voles, shrews and those things that fly, just no more people.

 

[The Magnificence]

There would still be mice, voles, shrews and those things that fly, just no more people.

Hunting people is my jam! But I guess I would also cease to exist in this Feline Utopia of yours so oh well.

Who is going to give all the good kitties scritchies, then?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

There would still be mice, voles, shrews and those things that fly, just no more people.

Ahhh my friend you have made a mistake here. See, cats are people too.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Hunting people is my jam! But I guess I would also cease to exist in this Feline Utopia of yours so oh well.

Who is going to give all the good kitties scritchies, then?

Ahhh my friend you have made a mistake here. See, cats are people too.

This is @Cats world; in mine, I would keep a select few to cater to my needs as I have no thumbs.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

 

[Psyduck]

Can ducks have the tropical part of the world??

 

[Nick Gars]

For once, OP is not a faggot.
I for one welcome the cat overlords.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

If my cats grew in size and took me to work like this I would be happy.

 

[AnonymousKot]

I agree, but if everyone is a cat, then who will pet the cats?

 

[draggs]

I agree, but if everyone is a cat, then who will pet the cats?

It wont take them long to learn to scratch each other on the back of the head and base of the spine

 

[Sperghetti]

It sounds nice in theory, but… who will open the cans? Who will hold the door open while you decide whether you want to be outside or in? Where will you sit if there’s nobody to use the keyboard? Who will be forced to gaze upon your butthole as a reminder of their place in the world?

If there’s there’s no people, you’re going to have to do everything for yourselves. You should at least keep a few around as servants.

 

[actually a cat]

i wish that the world was cats
instead of people in the world,
it would just be cats.
that's my Deep Thoguht.

me too, fren.
me too.

 

[mold]

I love cats
I love every kind of cat

 

[Lathe]

Imagine the smell. It would be a musky odor that would never leave.